Chapter 1336: The Li Dai Tao Jiang Plan
"A marriage granted?"
Zhang Tuohai looked at Li Qingyuan's livid face and almost laughed out loud.
He immediately bowed and said, "Congratulations, King Qin. Congratulations, King Qin. It's a pity that I came in such a hurry that I didn't prepare any gifts. I will prepare some gifts after I issue the monthly allowance."
Hearing Zhang Tuohai's half-joking words, Li Qingyuan's face turned even darker.
It would be fine if someone else said this, but you saw everything you should and shouldn't have seen last night. Why are you still saying this now? Are you here to make fun of me?
"Don't be ridiculous. Help me figure out how to deal with this."
Li Qingyuan took a deep breath and said.
"Can the engagement be cancelled?" Zhang Tuohai asked.
"I'm afraid not. This is the third time. This time it was the Prime Minister who pushed for it personally, and His Majesty also gave the order. If you shirk your responsibilities again, I'm afraid the censors will come to the court, and that would be detrimental to Your Highness's statement."
Haruyuki shook his head and sighed.
"Can you hide away?"
Zhang Tuohai asked.
"Your Highness is the Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace. You are not allowed to leave the capital without an imperial decree."
Haruyuki said.
"That's it." Zhang Tuohai spread his hands. "I can't retreat, and I can't hide. Is there anything else I can do except accept it? Is there anything else I can do except congratulate you?"
Haruyuki: “…”
Li Qingyuan: “…”
They both found themselves speechless.
"That can't be the case. We have to come up with a strategy to deal with it."
Li Qingyuan looked at Zhang Tuohai seriously: "You understand my difficulties, and only you can come up with this solution. Please."
Li Qingyuan deliberately emphasized the word "hardship".
"Okay, I'll think of a way."
Zhang Tuohai understood what Li Qingyuan meant.
For the sake of the throne, Li Qingyuan doesn't mind getting married, but the problem is that Li Qingyuan himself does not have the ability to get married.
You can't force the Crown Princess to polish the mirror on the wedding night.
If the Crown Princess was on Li Qingyuan's side, it wouldn't be a big deal.
The key to the problem is that the Crown Princess is the daughter of a national general. She grew up on the border and has hardly ever met Li Qingyuan.
It can't be said that the two of them are childhood sweethearts, but they are strangers.
Li Qingyuan had no idea what the other person was thinking.
It's too late to communicate now.
Zhang Tuohai stroked his head for a long time and found the crux of the problem.
The key to this issue is that the Crown Princess must not be allowed to discover the Crown Prince's abnormal behavior on the wedding night.
Then as long as the Crown Princess can't find out, isn't the problem solved?
"Your Highness, how much can you drink?" Zhang Tuohai asked.
"It's fine to drink lightly." Li Qingyuan didn't know why Zhang Tuohai suddenly asked this.
"On the wedding night, don't we have to drink a cup of wine together? If you get the Crown Princess to drink a few more cups and get her drunk, won't the problem be solved?"
Zhang Tuohai said.
"Is this plan really feasible?"
Li Qingyuan asked.
"As long as you get the Crown Princess drunk, this plan will succeed." Zhang Tuohai said.
"What if she gets me drunk?" Li Qingyuan asked.
Zhang Tuohai: “…”
"Not right, not right, come up with another plan."
Li Qingyuan shook his head.
"What if we send someone to assassinate the Crown Princess that night and take her away?"
Zhang Tuohai asked.
"It's still not right. If the assassin is caught, there's a risk that the news will leak out. In order to prevent the news from leaking out, we have to get rid of these assassins ourselves. This is not right."
Li Qingyuan said.
"Besides, I heard that the Crown Princess grew up at the border in her early years. She is skilled in spears and horses, and has great martial arts skills. She is even more powerful than some generals. It may not be possible to kidnap her. This is not appropriate."
"If I can't kidnap the Crown Princess, how about I kidnap you?"
Zhang Tuohai asked.
"If I am kidnapped, all the servants around me will be held responsible for failing to protect me properly and will be executed. I cannot bear it."
Li Qingyuan continued to shake his head.
"This is not possible, and that is not possible. You can't ask me to consummate the marriage for you on the wedding night, right?"
Zhang Tuohai was also a little angry and said angrily.
“That seems like a solution!”
Li Qingyuan's eyes lit up when he heard this.
"Pfft...you are not serious?" Zhang Tuohai was startled.
He was just saying it out of anger, but judging from Li Qingyuan's expression, it seemed that he took it seriously.
This Nima...
Li Qingyuan was walking in circles, thinking as he walked.
"If you come to consummate the marriage for me, the technical problem will be solved. All the problems will be solved, and the Crown Princess will not be able to doubt me."
"Your Highness, we two look different. The Crown Princess is not blind. She will definitely be able to spot the difference."
Zhang Tuohai was speechless.
"It doesn't matter. I know how to make up, and I can change a person's appearance. I will help you make up and I guarantee that you will look exactly like me. Even if you wash it off with water, you won't be able to see through the makeup."
Li Qingyuan said with a smile.
"Also, I can prepare more wine and light a few candles. Together, we can ensure that nothing goes wrong."
Seeing Li Qingyuan excitedly perfecting his plan, Zhang Tuohai was speechless.
It was the first time he saw someone so keen on cheating on himself.
Is this Li Qingyuan a hidden minotaur?
"Tauren, go to hell!"
Zhang Tuohai was completely speechless.
Haruyuki was also speechless.
Although she didn't know as much as Zhang Tuohai, she always felt that the prince's behavior seemed to be caused by some serious illness.
On her wedding night, she actually asked her subordinates to help her consummate the marriage. Only a princess who was getting married could do this.
Your Highness, this is truly groundbreaking.
Although she felt something was not right, she had been accustomed to obedience after living in the Prince Qin's Mansion for many years.
Even though the prince proposed such a ridiculous plan, she did not raise any objections, but tried her best to find loopholes in it and help fill them in.
After spending a whole morning, this plan, named "Li Dai Tao Jiang" by Li Qingyuan, was freshly launched under the planning of Li Qingyuan as the main person and Chunxue as the auxiliary person.
The core of the whole plan is that Li Qingyuan provides technical skills, Chunxue provides support, and Zhang Tuohai provides the main force.
"Is that the plan?"
Haruyuki asked as he looked at the freshly prepared plan.
"That should be possible..."
Li Qingyuan is also a man of few words but great armchair strategy.
"Do you have experience?"
Li Qingyuan turned to Zhang Tuohai and asked.
Zhang Tuohai: “…”
How to answer this?
Zhang Tuohai was speechless.
"Forget it. You're from the countryside and you've never been married, so you definitely don't have any experience."
Li Qingyuan came to his own conclusion.
"But he has no experience. What if he messes up?"
Haruyuki asked.
"That makes sense. We need to let him gain some experience. At least he can't be a fledgling who knows nothing."
Li Qingyuan agreed with Chunxue's words.
"But where can I find experience in this matter? Should I ask a few midwives for advice? Will they leak the information?"
Haruyuki asked worriedly.
"We can't personally handle this matter, as it will arouse suspicion. We can only let him go out on his own."
Li Qingyuan said.
"But where can he find experience? Should he find a few married women? They will definitely not be willing, right?"
Spring Snow Road.
"Besides midwives, there is another place where you can learn experience."
"Where?" Haruyuki asked, blinking his big eyes.
"Gorlanyuan!"
Li Qingyuan slammed the table.