Chapter 1342: Three Bedrooms and One Living Room
Zhang Tuohai didn't know how to describe his feelings at the moment.
Listening to the lively sounds of music and dancing outside, I had to stay under the newlyweds' bed.
Thinking again about what he was going to do soon, he felt a sense of absurdity in his heart.
Others are getting married, but I am the only one entering the bridal chamber. What's that?
The most absurd thing is that it was the groom who begged her.
"If this happened in the original world, I'm afraid only the illustrator of the book could create such a plot, right?"
Zhang Tuohai lay under the bed, thinking boredly.
Because it was too boring to stay under the bed, Zhang Tuohai decided to find a martial art to improve his proficiency.
After searching through the list of martial arts, Zhang Tuohai finally chose the Vajra Finger.
There is no other way. The remaining skills are either maxed out or not suitable for use in such a small space. Only this skill is the most suitable.
Zhang Tuohai stretched out his index finger and poked it towards the bluestone ground.
Zhang Tuohai just poked it casually, but what he didn't expect was that his index finger actually sank directly into the bluestone.
It's like inserting it into tofu, there is no obstruction at all.
Zhang Tuohai was shocked himself.
"Is this a fake stone? How is that possible?"
Zhang Tuohai changed his position and continued to poke downwards.
The index finger still penetrated into the bluestone brick without any hindrance.
"Hiss——" Zhang Tuohai took a breath of cold air, "Am I so strong?"
He looked at his martial arts list.
Basic boxing skills maxed out, drunken boxing skills maxed out, flying dragon exploring the clouds skills maxed out, breathing skills maxed out, body building skills maxed out...
Strength 155, Constitution 600...
His skill level is just that of an ordinary first-class master...
It seems normal to be able to do this?
Zhang Tuohai was like a child who had discovered a new toy and began to poke holes in the bluestone bricks with his fingers.
Soon, Zhang Tuohai was no longer satisfied with poking holes, he began to write on the bluestone bricks.
When it’s full, just erase it with your hand and then write again…
I don't know how long it was before I heard a noise at the door.
Zhang Tuohai knew that the real show was about to begin and quickly stopped his actions.
From his perspective , two maids walked in, supporting a woman in a gorgeous long dress.
【Congratulations on obtaining the skill Painted Skin. 】
[Painted Skin: A special skill that allows you to copy someone else's skin and transform into their appearance.]
"Wait, is this the kind of martial arts that a general's daughter should learn? Painted Skin is serious?"
Zhang Tuohai felt that something was not right.
"Okay, you guys go out, I want to rest with my wife."
Li Qingyuan's voice came.
"yes."
The two maids responded and retreated.
Li Qingyuan helped the bride to the bed and sat down, and at the same time kicked Zhang Tuohai under the bed.
This was the signal they had agreed upon, it was time to change shifts.
Zhang Tuohai was prepared and rolled out from under the bed.
Li Qingyuan rolled under the bed.
Then Li Qingyuan felt that he had fallen onto a slope and then rushed all the way down.
Li Qingyuan: “??? ”
She instinctively wanted to shout, but quickly remembered her situation and immediately forced herself to shut up.
After rolling for a few meters, Li Qingyuan felt that his speed had slowed down and he came to a flat ground.
Li Qingyuan looked around and found himself in an underground space.
The underground space is very large, with three bedrooms and a living room, and there are stone-carved tables and chairs inside...
Li Qingyuan looked at everything around him in astonishment.
She has lived in this room for many years. How come she didn't know there was such a place under the bed?
She looked around with a puzzled look on her face.
Then she saw what seemed to be words on the table and moved closer.
"I was so bored waiting that I just made a small handicraft. Please forgive me. - Zhang Tuohai left."
“You call this a little handicraft?”
Li Qingyuan looked at the underground space which had three bedrooms and a living room.
"Are you crazy?"
Li Qingyuan was speechless.
It was the first time she had seen such a boring person who had nothing better to do than to dig out a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment under her bed.
How is she going to live in the future?
When you lie in bed in the future, will you really not feel the cool breeze under the bed?
Li Qingyuan felt speechless.
However, he looked around and found that this was not without benefits at all.
At least she didn't have to crawl under the bed while she waited.
At least there was a stool to sit on.
Although, it is made of stone...
Li Qingyuan sighed and sat on the cold stone bench.
At the same time, Zhang Tuohai was standing in front of the bed, looking at the bride sitting on the bed.
If it were ten minutes ago, Zhang Tuohai might have been looking forward to spending a night of love with the bride.
After all, he was doing this under the order of the emperor, and it is rare to come across such an opportunity in the world.
If you miss it, you may never see it again in your life.
But the painted skin skill he had just acquired made him hesitate again.
After all, that is the skill of painting skin.
He has seen the old version of the movie "Painted Skin" and still has a psychological trauma from the monster covered in human skin.
Zhang Tuohai felt a little numb when he thought that the bride on the bed might be a monster in human skin.
After all, he is not Ning Caichen and does not have that much acceptance ability.
Zhang Tuohai stood here hesitating to move forward, but the bride on the bed was impatient and tore off her veil.
A beautiful face was revealed.
It's no wonder that her face is smooth and tender, without any signs of wind and sun. Instead, she looks like a young lady who has been raised in a secluded house since childhood.
"My dear husband, why are you hesitating? Are you afraid that I will eat you?"
The bride smiled and said.
"Afraid!"
Zhang Tuohai nodded decisively.
He was really afraid that this woman would open her mouth wide .
The bride was stunned.
She never expected that Zhang Tuohai would answer her like this.
After all, she is a beauty. Even for the sake of her face, can't you say something nice to her?
"I heard that the prince has a strange temper. It is indeed strange."
The bride took a deep breath, suppressed the depression in her heart, and smiled again.
"Husband, it's getting late, shouldn't we go to bed?"
As the bride spoke, she stood up and prepared to pull Zhang Tuohai to bed to rest.
"Madam, wait a minute. We still have the wedding wine to drink. This is a courtesy and must not be wasted."
Zhang Tuohai took a step back unnoticed, avoiding the bride's hand, walked to the table, picked up the wine jug and poured two glasses of wine.
While pouring the wine, Zhang Tuohai unnoticeably took out a packet of realgar powder from his sleeve and poured it into the wine glass.
"Madam, come, drink this cup to the full."
Zhang Tuohai picked up two glasses of wine and handed one to the bride.
The bride didn't suspect anything, she took the glass, clinked it with Zhang Tuohai, then raised her glass and drank.
Zhang Tuohai raised the wine glass to his lips, and suddenly turned his hand, splashing the full glass of wine onto the bride's face.
