Chapter 272 Three-in-One

After talking with the Taoist priest, you learned that it is now the period of Emperor Ling of Han. You recalled your glorious years in the Three Kingdoms period and couldn't help but sigh.

Under the Taoist priest's astonished gaze, he spoke to him.

"Come, follow me and fight the enemy! You will be my mount!"

The Taoist priest was stunned.

Just like that, you took part in the campaign against the Yellow Turban Army as a mount.

You wiped out the Han Dynasty's decline in just one year, because no mortal army could maintain a complete formation when seeing a 300-meter-tall gorilla running towards them.

Everyone affectionately calls you 'Mang Jingang'.

Emperor Ling of Han granted you amnesty.

You find that you can survive without eating, but when you eat some glowing rocks, your condition will become better.

You start to learn the Huangting Neijing Jing from a Taoist priest, but you can't get it right.

You doubt that you have no way to practice cultivation.

In the ninth year, your height grows to 400 meters and you begin to become a symbol of the Han Dynasty.

In the tenth year, you grew to 500 meters. At this time, even the city-states of the Han Dynasty could not accommodate you. You bid farewell to your apprentice Guan Yu and left the Han Dynasty.

The second month after you left, the Han Dynasty fell.

The Three Kingdoms era began.

In the eleventh year, you grew to six hundred meters and you could no longer get close to humans. As long as you got close to them, they would be half killed by the sound of your breathing.

And recently, you found that whenever you looked at the moon, your body would increase in size and you would feel inexplicably irritable.

You grew a tail.

In the twelfth year, you discovered that as long as you focus your concentration on your back, you can turn all the hair on your body golden and increase your strength dozens of times.

At the same time, you named a bird that built a nest on you Xiaolin.

In the thirteenth year, a man named Bull Demon King invited you to become sworn brothers with him. You looked at him and chose to refuse.

"I, Old Niu, just like stubborn people like you! Come! Let me, Brother Niu, see if you are strong or not!"

You and the enlarged Bull King start fighting each other.

The Bull Demon King accidentally killed Xiaolin on your shoulder.

"Krillin!!"

You roared, transforming into a golden gorilla.

"...What kind of alien beast are you descended from?!"

The Bull Demon King was horrified and wanted to ask something, but the power that was finally released from your instinct sprayed on his face.

"This fire! The sun is really hot?!"

The Bull Demon King was horrified, but you just smiled disdainfully.

"Have you heard of the Red Lotus King Kong?"

Yes, the flames you spew out are the power in your body, a power of nuclear fusion. It is because of this power that you know why you can survive without eating.

Now you are a mobile nuclear furnace.

You roasted the Bull Demon King to medium rare.

You obtained the Bull Demon King's skills, but you still couldn't learn them, but you successfully found a way to practice.

eat.

Eat minerals with spiritual power and the like.

So, you look at the mountains and strange roads that bother ordinary people.

The hills and mountains in Sichuan and Shu become your first choice.

In the thirteenth year, while practicing martial arts, you finally succeeded in releasing the power in your body from the palms of your hands.

But you're not careful.

Blow up the moon.

The Heavenly Court begins to encircle and suppress you.

The first group that surrounded you was led by the giant spirit. After you beat him up, you talked to him about issues such as salary and benefits in heaven.

“Do you have any vacation?”

"I am the true God!"

"Then do you have five insurances and one fund?"

"I am the true God!"

"So, do you have any vacation time?"

"I am the true God!"

"So you want to work overtime?"

“…I am a true god.”

"Does your boss respect you?"

"I, I am a true god."

"Can you attend the Peach Banquet? Which row will you sit in? How many years will it take to get promoted? Do you have a girlfriend?"

"I, I, I am a true god!"

"Do you have any vacation time?"

"I am... wuwu... I am the true god!"

The giant spirit left crying.

Taibai Jinxing on the side had nothing to say.

So the second encirclement and suppression came.

"I know I was wrong."

You surrendered obediently.

Because there was an old man riding a bull coming from the opposite direction.

"Ruzi is teachable."

The old man named Li Dan smiled and nodded, but he waved at you.

"But I'm just passing by. They are your opponents."

He pointed to the Four Heavenly Kings on one side.

Five of the Four Heavenly Kings came over.

They are Mari Ao, Mari Hong, Marisa, Mari Kai, and Mari Shou.

You talked to them about the symphony.

They patted your shoulder with a smile, then fell to the ground with a cry, holding their arms and wailing.

"Ouch! I'm defeated! My arm is broken! I can't get up without a three thousand year public holiday!"

They also wink at you coquettishly.

"Don't worry, brother. We are familiar with this. When we return, we will brag about your ability in front of the Jade Emperor, and then you will be able to be recruited. Then, we can talk about music."

This is what they said to you when they left.

You are very happy and feel that you can be converted to a regular employee.

So when the third encirclement and suppression came, you changed from a monkey that still had a chance of being treated leniently to a monkey that had to be killed without mercy.

"No need to say more! The Jade Emperor has issued an order that monsters like you who can kill the Four Heavenly Kings in a second must be killed without mercy in order to prevent the suffering of all living beings in the world!"

The commander-in-chief named Li Jing issued this order.

You begin to wonder what the five Heavenly Kings actually said.

Then a jade-faced boy comes to fight you.

During the battle, you discovered that this boy holding the flaming spear had clearly used his supernatural powers, but one face showed enthusiasm, another showed interest, and the last face showed vitality.

His flaming spear hit your arm, and you truly felt the threat of death at this moment, and then the next moment.

He fell to the ground.

"Oh, I'm dead."

That's what he said.

“…”

You begin to wonder if there is something wrong with the brains of these gods.

So the next day, you saw a three-eyed man with a dog.

"Furry...ah, short hair..."

He looked at you with disappointment, but after hearing you say there were more cute cats and dogs in the West, an excited look appeared on his face.

"Ah, sorry, but I'm going to kill you."

That's what he said.

Then when he raised the three-pointed, double-edged sword, he fell to the ground and looked at Nezha, who was lying on the ground eating a peach.