Chapter 287 University Town Civility Code (Part 7)
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Looking at this notice, Guo Guo suddenly remembered something: "That, the experimental record after the zombie copy!"
She remembered that in the [experimental records] she had seen with her spiritual sense, there were two paragraphs recording the experimenter's failed application for a "restart" from the university town. One of the reasons for rebuttal was that "the Academic Affairs Office was reported for suspected illegal operations and some of its permissions were frozen." The reporter was -
The air became quiet and the four of them looked at each other.
It seems that the people who reported the Academic Affairs Office were themselves.
Their feud with the University Town Academic Affairs Office dates back to the "Health Inspection Raid" dungeon. Through some suggestive clues, Tang Xinjue suspected the dungeon's difficulty was related to the University Town Academic Affairs Office secretly setting them up, so she reported them without hesitation as soon as the dungeon concluded.
...I just didn't expect that the impact of that report would continue to this day.
Looking at the large seal on the door, Zhang You was silent for a moment before saying, "Actually, not being able to enter the Academic Affairs Office might be a good thing."
Otherwise, with the accumulation of old grudges, it would be uncertain whether one could get out of there peacefully, let alone reissuing the student ID.
"Alas, it's all because we've reported so many ghosts that we didn't even think of this at first."
Guo Guo sighed, and a hint of vicissitudes of life appeared on his young face.
Head: “…”
Its eyes, which had just calmed down a little, widened again. Its voice trembled slightly as it asked, "Um, can I ask, there's a rumor in the university town about a dormitory of extremely cruel and perverted students who love to report on exams..."
Guo Guo: "Ah? Who is it? I've never heard of him."
Head: "They eat and drink for free, bully the elderly, and abuse local students..."
Zhang You: "It's just a coincidence. There must be many dormitories that do this."
Head: "It even forced a local dormitory student from a third-tier university to change careers three times in a row..."
Tang Xin Jue: "Could it be that the students in that dormitory also happen to be four girls?"
The head gasped: "It's you!!!"
Zheng Wanqing interrupted it directly: "Yes, we did it, what's wrong?"
Human head: "No, nothing."
It immediately cowered down and, following 606's instructions, racked its brains to recall the location of the Inspectorate:
"Oh, I remember now! The Inspectorate's Office is on the floor with the fewest classrooms . Because the teachers in the Inspectorate's Office are rather intimidating, most students don't dare approach them, so their doors can only be found when there are the fewest students on a floor."
After going through the logic, Tang Xin Jue said, "So, this office doesn't even have a clear floor plan, and it all relies on a little bit of screening?"
Human head: "Well, it seems to be true."
It shook its head and said flatteringly, "Hey, because I'm from a third-tier university, of course I have to stay away from these teachers. Otherwise, I might be caught and taken a quiz or something..."
Xiao Ming snorted coldly, showing great disdain for this:
"You're lucky enough to be in the university town, so you should be working hard to climb up . Judging from your student ID, you've been here for quite some time. Normally, you'd be in a second-tier university by now, or you could try to join the student union or take on some part-time jobs to level up. But you're still in a third-tier university, which means you're uneducated and doing nothing. If you keep going like this, you'll fall back down sooner or later!"
The head's mouth froze, but he immediately smiled again: "Yes, yes, the hosts are all outstanding students from the student union. How dare we compete with them?"
Tang Xin Jue glanced at it and interrupted, "So, on the thirty-sixth floor of the teaching building, besides avoiding classrooms during breaks and teachers from the Ministry of Education, what other dangers are there?"
Xiao Ming raised his head proudly: "We are the danger!"
606: “.”
Being stared at by four pairs of emotionless eyes, Xiao Ming's face quickly fell, and he said reluctantly:
"Of course, the only danger to you is those few perverts in the book and some teachers. But even if you do, it's no big deal. If you die in the university town, you'll definitely be successfully converted. The Student Union might consider accepting you then..."
His voice became smaller and smaller, and soon he couldn't stand the pressure anymore and his expression changed instantly:
"This situation is impossible to happen!"
Xiao Ming and the head man smiled awkwardly and "cleared the way" in front, one on the left and one on the right, guiding them to check other floors one by one, but 606 just looked at each other and did not move.
Tang Xin Jue: "If the prerequisite for the Academic Affairs Office is the floor, that is, as long as the floor is 18, the Education Office must exist, then the prerequisite for the Supervisory Office is the number of students, right?"
"On the other hand, as long as the number of students on a floor is the least in the entire building, the Inspectorate will definitely appear?"
Xiao Ming was slightly taken aback. "That does seem to be true, but unless you have special tools, how can you tell if you have the least number of students?"
Tang Xin Jue smiled and said, "Actually, there's a method that doesn't require any judgment or checking. We just need to ensure that the number of students on the selected floor is the minimum in the end. For example—"
She reached out and grabbed the top of the head, then threw it from the stairs to the corner.
"Now, the number of students on this floor has been reduced by one."
Who says you can’t forcibly control the number of people?
Faced with 606's method, the ghost was unable to refute it. He could only watch as they opened the string of student union phones and recorded the audio and played it on a loop:
"Lost and Found on the 18th Floor - Recently, we are looking for lost cell phones in the university town - Looking for owners of multiple cell phones - Those that have not been claimed will be collected directly -"
The loudspeaker carried a message through the quiet corridor. Not long after, a number of shadowy figures suddenly appeared in the empty corridor and headed straight for the phone.
"Mine, mine, I lost it!"
"The model looks really expensive, it's definitely my phone."
"Move aside, let me grab it first... let me claim the lost property first!"
Xiao Ming gritted his teeth: "A bunch of idiots!"
I saw one ghost after another turning from virtual to real. Some fell from the ceiling, some came out from the lights, and some crawled on the walls like pieces of paper, but not one of them came out of the classroom door normally.
——No wonder they saw every corridor was empty before.
In fact, before they discovered Xiao Ming, they had already begun to suspect something. According to normal probability, the teaching building should not be so empty.
Even if you search classroom by classroom in the usual way, you may not be able to find all the ghost students. It is better to use their greed to lure them out first.
It now seems that mobile phones are indeed very attractive.
606 was not so crazy as to kill all the dozens of them. Zhang You simply threw the bag containing the mobile phone down and led all the students down.
Unable to speak due to his mental restraints, Xiao Ming frantically hinted: "Ahem!"
Several students turned to look at the four people, then glanced at the injuries on Xiao Ming's body and the head with a flattering face, and went downstairs as if they didn't see anything.
Xiao Ming: “…”
Where is unity? Where is backbone? Where is the dignity of being a ghost?
It was clear that the ghosts didn't care; when not working, they only cared about their own interests and not their own kind. They quickly engaged in a melee on the stairs, and Xiao Ming, who tried to join the fight and grab the phone, was picked up and dragged away.
In front of them, the door of the Academic Affairs Office quietly changed color.
The seal on the door, which had turned from vermilion to dark green, was gone, but the lettering on the house number at the top was still clear:
[Inspection Office]
As if it knew someone was coming in, before Tang Xinjue could knock on the door, the door creaked open automatically, and a mixture of the fragrance of ink and paper wafted in the air.
The smell was pleasant, but Tang Xin Jue noticed that Xiao Ming and the human head's expressions changed almost instantly, and they began to twitch their noses as if it was some extremely unpleasant stench.
"Come in."
A male voice came from the door, drawing her attention back.
Tang Xinjue stepped forward, and Guo Guo gently pulled his sleeve from behind him: "That sound..."
"I know."
She nodded slightly, put on a smile, and greeted politely as soon as she entered the door: "Hello, teacher, long time no see."
"...Haha, you're quite polite when you need help."
The room was wide open, with a height of nearly four or five meters making the entire space extremely large. Several tables over two meters high were arranged around the four walls, with thick documents and papers piled on the tables. The only thing that could be seen was a huge cold white eyeball sitting behind the table in the center, its gray pupils looking at them indifferently.
"We've always been polite!"
Guo Guo immediately took over the conversation and started flattering him: "I guessed it during the entrance examination. Such a fair, selfless and strict invigilator must be an important manager of the university town. He must handle student affairs impartially and in every detail..."
"To put it simply." White Eyeball nodded: "You're trying to trick me again, right?"
