Chapter 293: Being a Thief is Too Difficult
"Wow, why are you dressed like this? Are you going to cut down trees or rob trees?" Ye Yan leaned on the railing and teased Zhang Daye while looking at his tattered clothes.
"Heh..." You actually want to stab me in the heart. You're too young. Zhang Da also let Shark Chili carry the tree, started shaving with his feet, and appeared beside Ye Yan in a flash, pretending to say:
"I went out and met an expert who gave me some pointers. I accidentally learned how to shave. The iron block and domineering skills are also almost there. It's really annoying. I don't know when some people's physical fitness will be able to reach the threshold of learning."
"No way? You met an old man who gave you guidance when you went out, and your strength improved by leaps and bounds. Such a bloody thing really happened to you?" Ye Yan said in surprise. He couldn't help but believe it. He had seen . Sometimes he fell down, and sometimes he hit his head against the wall. He mastered it after just one day. He must have met a big shot.
Rui Mengmeng helped Shark Chili plant the tree with roots and soil in a large flowerpot, and also came over to listen curiously.
"The facts are there." Although his legs were shaking from using the razor in his current state, it did not affect his desire to pretend to be a fork and pit Ye Yan. Zhang Da also said: "Would you like to go with me tomorrow? Six styles quick learning~"
Ye Yan looked Zhang Daye up and down carefully, then turned around and went to practice his physical fitness: "Forget it, it's better for you to enjoy this kind of good thing by yourself, I am not lucky enough to enjoy it."
Ye Yan was very familiar with this kind of cheating tune. He felt that Zhang Da just wanted to drag someone to suffer with him. He also wanted to learn the six moves quickly. Since the physical fitness did not meet the necessary requirements, it would be useless even if there were masters' guidance. Just let him have fun on his own.
"Oh..." After failing to trick others, Zhang Da simply told the truth and said that he wanted to go to Garp's cram school to practice again and see if he could learn the art of domineering.
Everyone said they had no objections. They didn't have any specific itinerary plans and were not in a hurry, so it didn't matter if they stopped for a while.
The only one who hoped that the ship would sail faster was Brook. The sooner it set sail, the sooner he could see Lab, but he was not in a hurry: "It is a rare opportunity to be taught by a navy hero in person. Mr. Tatsuya, don't worry about me. It doesn't matter if you wait a little longer."
Rab was already within sight, and it would not be long before they would meet. Brooke felt a little like being homesick - after forty years, he had returned completely different. What if Rab did not recognize him? What if Rab refused to forgive him?
Brooke, who is always optimistic, became so worried that she didn't bother the pretty girl when she went out to play yesterday.
Brooke felt that he might need some time to build up his mental strength. Mr. Chili Shark hadn't had his psychological treatment today, so he could take this opportunity to divert his attention and relieve his anxious mood.
After discussing things, Shark Chili was about to leave when he saw a skull face approaching him, which scared him: "Brooke? What's wrong?"
"Yo hoo hoo~ Mr. Shark Chili, it's getting late, let's get started, yo hoo hoo~"
"Hey, Brooke, I just got back, please stop..."
Shark Chili was half-pushed and half-dragged away by Brooke.
The weather is not very good today, and we can't see the moon and stars, but for some people it is just right, just as the saying goes: a dark and windy night.
The first half of the night was relatively quiet, but in the second half people began to tiptoe onto the boat from the sea.
It was pitch black on the boat, and the four people moved cautiously towards the cabin.
Just when they were tense, a black shadow jumped down from the watchtower. With three bangs, three of them fell down. Two flags floated out behind the black shadow, and two flag monsters came out and pinned the last man to the ground with his hands behind his back.
The man subconsciously shouted: "Monster...monster!"
The flag monster slapped him on the back of the head and said, "What's wrong with the monster? Did the monster eat your rice? Keep your voice down, don't disturb the boss's sleep!"
Ye Yan squatted down, put the flashlight to his chin and turned it on, illuminating his face with the strange hood: "Good timing, I'm just bored."
The captured person was obviously frightened: "Another monster!"
The flag demon slapped him again: "You big-headed demon! Look carefully, we are the demons, and this is our great master, the night watchman of the Ye family! This shape is our master's art!"
Ye Yan cooperated very well and used the flashlight to illuminate the ugly faces of Lu Dashan and Sui Fenger, which frightened the man so much that he trembled with fear - there really is a monster! So there are monsters in the Grand Line? No wonder it is so scary in the rumors.
"This is my performance art - a black cat in the dark night." Ye Yan said as he threw the flashlight to Sui Feng'er, asking him to illuminate his black cat costume.
Seeing the panic and confusion on the face of the captured person, Ye Yan gave up and began to interrogate: "Name, gender, age, occupation , home address?"
After answering a few questions in panic, the man slowly calmed down and realized that Ye Yan was just the person in charge of keeping watch.
It turns out there was someone on guard on this ship... Why didn't you turn on the lights?
He was clearly on a distant boat, turning off the lights and waiting for a long time before daring to come up. But where did this lunatic come from, actually keeping watch with the lights off!
How did you see us in the dark? It's so hard to be a thief!
A fist as big as a clay pot hit his face, and Lu Dashan lectured him in a muffled voice: "Answer the question honestly, why are you looking so fierce?"
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The next morning.
"Oh, are there guests here?" As soon as Zhang Da came out of the cabin, he saw four people unconscious and tied together.
"I'm a hoodlum living in a border town. I heard that the things on our ship are valuable, so I came to try my luck at night. I leave it to you." Ye Yan handed a small notebook to Zhang Daye and yawned and walked into the cabin.
"Thanks for your hard work."
Generally speaking, Ye Yan would sleep in the first half of the night, and would wake up inexplicably in the middle of the night due to the occupational disease of the night watchman, and he could not fall asleep no matter what, so he just had to keep watch.
I go back home early in the morning and take a nap for about an hour, then proceed with normal activities in the morning and take a nap at noon. In terms of sleep time, it is still sufficient.
As for the first half of the night, the others just need to take turns to guard. Occasionally, some people will read or exercise until very late. If you really don't want to guard, you can just offer some benefits to bribe the flag monsters.
Zhang Da didn't care about Ye Yan. He would go to the kitchen to find something to eat before going to bed, so he didn't need to remind him as often as he did with Wendy and Xia Lulu.
Ye Yan has already gotten used to this place a long time ago. Unlike Wendy and Xia Lulu who have been here for only a short time and still feel awkward occasionally, he should be able to fit in soon.
Zhang Da also looked at the four tied people. There were bruises on their faces, probably because they were not obedient and were punished by the flag monsters. He didn't know whether they were simply unconscious or hit by Ye Yan's time hammer.
The small notebook contained the basic information of four people, from their names to their addresses and the purpose of their intrusions, everything was clearly written down . Zhang Da even thought he was reading a police transcript.
After a careful look, there was no mention of being instructed by anyone, it was simply a case of being tempted by money.
"I thought it was the little noble I offended that day coming here to take revenge. That's right. If they really wanted to take revenge, they couldn't just send four people." Zhang Da also put away the notebook and didn't take these people too seriously.
"Boss, breakfast is ready." Rui Mengmeng came out and called him to eat, "Hey, who is this person?"
"Ye Yan should hand over the thief he caught last night to the patrol team." Zhang Da was also thinking that it was only the beginning of the month and he didn't know whether those soldiers wanted to rush for performance or something.