Chapter 293: Defamation of my sexual orientation
No one expected that Li Meng had this in mind.
Seeing his anxious and worried look, everyone's laughter soon stopped. Li Meng, who had a very long reaction time, had not yet realized what a joke he had just made. He looked at everyone suspiciously and asked Wu Qingluan, "Teacher Wu, do you think Shang Lu really doesn't like boys?"
Wu Qingluan was stunned for a moment, and saw another face through Li Meng's figure. She had to fake a few smiles, stroked her hair, and asked unnaturally: "I think... no way..."
Li Meng frowned and became even more anxious: "Why not? She doesn't even know that I like her!"
Who would have known that everyone present was stunned when these words were spoken. Gu Nankai and the others' faces changed, and they looked at Shang Lu who suddenly stopped where he was with flickering eyes. Soon, there was a look of watching a joke in their eyes.
This brat Li Meng is really in trouble now.
But when Wu Qingluan looked at this scene, he suddenly had a bold idea.
She suppressed the smile in her heart, and soon looked at Li Meng seriously, and asked earnestly: "Li Meng, who did you just say you like?"
Li Meng had no doubt at all and said confidently: "Shang Lu, who else could it be except her?"
Oh, it was finally said. Gao Yuan and the others looked at each other, then focused their attention on Shang Lu, who seemed to be petrified on the spot, and watched the joke openly.
Wu Qingluan couldn't help but burst out laughing and continued to ask, "But does Shang Lu know that you like her?"
This question stumped Li Meng. He scratched the back of his head a little embarrassedly, and seemed to be in trouble. After a while, he finally said, "No... I don't know. If she knew... she would beat me."
Wu Qingluan looked at his physique in surprise and said speechlessly: "How is it possible? With your physique, who can beat you?"
Li Meng immediately answered Wu Qingluan's question righteously: "But I can't fight back. Her body is so big that I can only lift it with one finger. If she hits me, how can I fight back?"
He felt a little aggrieved as he spoke, and sighed softly: "Hey, Teacher Wu, you have a good relationship with Shang Lu, you have to observe her carefully, don't... don't let her..."
He couldn't continue talking and seemed to have something to hide, but if you look closely, you will find that the tips of the ears of this bronze-skinned man are almost red.
"Don't let her do anything?"
Wu Qingluan asked the question even though she knew the answer. Perhaps it was the first time she saw Li Meng like this, and she unconsciously wanted to tease him. Behind Li Meng, except for Shang Lu who was standing there in a daze with a sullen look on his face, everyone else was just like her, wishing for chaos in the world, and were happy to watch this hilarious joke.
Li Meng's face was red and his heart was beating fast. Although it was a little difficult to say, he was very anxious when he thought that Shang Lu might miss him for the rest of his life for some reason. He didn't care about his face at all. With a red face and closed eyes, he begged Wu Qingluan: "You...you must keep an eye on her and don't let her go the wrong way!"
Wu Qingluan raised her eyebrows: "Oh? How can this be called taking the wrong road? Didn't you just think that it was other people's freedom? Shang Lu likes someone of the same gender as herself, and it is also her freedom. It is not against the law at all."
"no!"
Li Meng interrupted Wu Qingluan impatiently, and said righteously: "Others can do it! But she can't! She can't do this!"
Wu Qingluan quietly tilted her body to look at Shang Lu who was not far behind him, and saw that she was both embarrassed and annoyed. Obviously, Li Meng had said it, but a beating was inevitable.
But so what? If she doesn't give her a push, this silly girl Shang Lu will probably never get wise in her next life!
The one in front of me is actually quite smart, but he is also smart on his own, so he can basically be classified as useless.
For something like matchmaking, of course, it would be best to let a beautiful and kind-hearted young lady like her do it.
Thinking of this, she felt a little excited: "Why, Li Meng, why can't Shang Lu do it?"
Li Meng was so anxious that beads of sweat appeared on his head. As soon as Wu Qingluan said this, he shouted without thinking: "Because I like her! How can she like another woman!"
After saying that, she felt something was wrong and added loudly: "Men can't do that either!"
Wu Qingluan nodded in understanding, but she couldn't help laughing. Li Meng didn't quite understand what she meant by her sudden laughter, but as Wu Qingluan bent over with laughter, his ears were pulled up by a slightly cool hand.
That should be the protagonist jumping up and grabbing his ear. Feeling the familiar touch, Li Meng's body sank before his mind did. Shang Lu's furious voice soon reached his eardrum: "Li! Who are you talking about! Do you doubt my sexual orientation ?"
Li Meng realized it belatedly and only realized it at this moment.
It’s over. I’m afraid all these ancestors have heard it.
His face turned panicky and he reflexively wanted to turn around to explain to Shang Lu, but someone was pulling his ear, so he couldn't move. He just knew from the force on his ear and the sound just now that Shang Lu was very angry at the moment. Soon, he looked at Wu Qingluan for help, his eyes full of messages for help.
Teacher Wu, please save the child. The situation is a bit big and I can’t handle it alone!
Shang Lu didn't care how pitiful he was now. What was Li Meng suspecting just now? Suspecting her sexual orientation? Suspecting that she liked girls? What a mess!
Although she doesn't interfere with nor is interested in knowing other people's sexual orientation, she is really, really straight !
She likes men!
She is still a baby who knows nothing!
Wu Qingluan felt sorry . Gao Yuan, Cao Cang and others also reacted and thought that the joke should be changed in a different direction. Our beautiful Shang Lu still didn't seem to understand the key points of what Li Meng had just said.
She forced herself to hear things that she shouldn't have heard, and completely forgot what she should have kept in her heart!
Pack!
Don’t think you can act innocent just because you have a baby face!
No way!
Thinking of this, Gao Yuan immediately rushed over, like a peacemaker, and pulled Shang Lu away from pulling poor Li Meng's ears. He said to Shang Lu with a smile: "Little Shang Lu, you have missed the point of this matter!"
Shang Lu's eyes flickered, but he still said confidently: "I didn't catch the wrong person. It's obviously this guy who slandered my reputation!"
"No way, our Li Meng is not afraid that you don't like him, that's why he's so scared. Isn't this just desperate and seeking medical help? Don't you think this makes sense?"
After he finished speaking, he poked Li Meng's arm and said, "Li Meng, please say something. Is this the reason?"
As he spoke, he pinched Li Meng secretly and blinked quietly, as if telling Li Meng, Brother, things have come to this point, keep up the good work and solve it all at once, we all support you!
Inexplicably, Li Meng felt more confident, but he still didn't dare to look at Shang Lu. He just said loudly: "Yes! I just like you. I like you so much! I'm just afraid that you like someone else! It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman! You have to like me!"
Shang Lu had never seen such a scene before. Although she knew that she was cute, charming and generous, the boys who liked her in the past would quietly send her flowers and add some ambiguous little cards inside. Now this scene...
