Chapter 299 The Core of Comedy is Tragedy
I have to say that Vinamoinen's fishing skills are quite good . He caught two fish in a short time, although they were not big.
Su Xia had no interest in fishing and could not understand why those people were so addicted to it. I used to think that those fishermen would take out their phones to kill time while waiting for the fish to bite, otherwise it would be boring to stare at the float. Later, I heard that when fishing, they would not do anything else.
After chatting with the two little guys for a while, Su Xia took out her phone several times to check the time. She was about to leave when Odin suddenly said, "Sukhbaatar seems to be awake."
Su Xia looked over to the tree and saw the little girl with the watermelon-shaped hair sitting up from the bench. She always had a cute, neat watermelon-shaped hair before, but now it was a little raised here and there, messy.
The black-haired girl was obviously still asleep. She was wearing an extra loose vest that almost covered her shorts. She looked so cute rubbing her eyes. Su Xia said with a smile, "Sukhbaatar, Lord Sukhbaatar, Lord Su, are you awake?"
Sukhbaatar climbed down from the bench, heard the voice, and saw the man standing on the beach. He tilted his head in confusion: "Admiral, Admiral, why are you here... What did you call me just now?"
Su Xia looked at the little girl who was grabbing her hair and yawning, wondering if she hadn't woken up yet, and said, "I call you Lord Su. Aren't you Lord Su?"
"I... yes, I am Lord Su, the great Lord Sukhbaatar." said Sukhbaatar.
Odin stood beside Susha, tugged at his trouser legs, and said, "Sukhbaatar hasn't woken up yet."
Su Xia nodded and said, "I can see that."
After lunch, I came here to fish. Suddenly, I felt like sleeping. It seemed that I had slept too long. Why was the admiral here, and he still called her Lord Sukhbaatar... The most powerful admiral in the garrison, the admiral who could bully Missouri, St. George, and the Prince of Wales, called her Lord Sukhbaatar.
Could it be that she hasn't woken up yet, is this a dream?
Thinking of this, Sukhbaatar said, "Call me Lord Sukhbaatar again."
Su Xia looked at the black-haired girl. He was sure that she was still asleep. In such hot weather, if she slept any longer, she would easily become dizzy. Regardless, the cute girl made a request, and he shouted excitedly, "Okay... Lord Sukhbaatar."
It seemed like he was really in a dream. Sukhbaatar put his hands on his hips and laughed, "Yes, I am the great Sukhbaatar."
Since we are in a dream, we can do whatever we want in the dream. Sukhbaatar said, "Okay, I am Lord Sukhbaatar, the strongest and most powerful one in the entire garrison." Then he pointed at Suxia and said, "Admiral, you are mine... Anyway, I am the strongest and most powerful one in the garrison. You have to listen to whatever I say."
"I really haven't woken up yet." Odin said, "I love dreaming the most."
Su Xia found it very interesting, and he cooperated very well: "Yes. I will do whatever Master Su says."
Sukhbaatar thought about what he should ask the admiral to do, but couldn't think of anything for the time being, so he said, "Call me Lord Su a few more times."
"Master Su, Master Su, Master Su." Su Xia called out three times in a row, "Are you ready?"
"Okay." Sukhbaatar's face was full of smiles. It felt so comfortable to be called "Sir".
Su Xia said with a smile: "Master Su, do you have any other orders?"
"Any other orders..." Sukhbaatar looked at Susha and thought that the admiral had returned to the garrison a long time ago, but was always busy with various things. He was either with the adults in Lexington and Saratoga, or with Xiao Zhai, Xiao Hua, and Xiao Luo. She also wanted to play with the admiral.
As if by some strange coincidence, Sukhbaatar whispered, "Touch my head, touch my head."
Su Xia is a little silly.
"This is the order of Lord Sukhbaatar," said Sukhbaatar.
Su Xia just didn't react, not because she was unwilling, but because she really wanted to touch the watermelon-shaped hair of the cute little girl. So she walked over and rubbed Sukhbaatar's head.
Sukhbaatar shook his head and rubbed his palm.
"Raise it high." Sukhbaatar said again.
Su Xia did not hesitate this time, and decisively picked up Sukhbaatar and held it high. Thanks to the fact that she was a supply ship, similar to a submarine, she was very light, otherwise there would be no way to deal with it. She asked, "Is it done, Master Su, what else do you want?"
"Let me think about it," Sukhbaatar said, "then rub your face."
Su Xia put Sukhbaatar, who was held high in the air, down on the ground, put his hands on her face, and rubbed it gently. He wanted to use more force, but he was afraid of waking up the little girl, which would mean he would have no fun. If Sukhbaatar woke up and remembered what he had just done, it would be very interesting.
"Hug." said Sukhbaatar.
Suxia immediately picked up Sukhbaatar and held her to her chest, putting one hand under her butt and the other hand behind her back to prevent her from falling backwards.
Su Xia walked a little while holding Sukhbaatar in her arms, and asked, "Does Lord Su have any other orders?"
"Xiao Zhai." Sukhbaatar said suddenly, "I want the admiral to treat me like he treats Xiao Zhai."
Sukhbaatar continued, "Sukhbaatar wants the admiral to like Sukhbaatar as much as he likes Xiao Zhai. The admiral likes Xiao Zhai so much... Sukhbaatar saw it and went to Xiao Zhai's activity room every day to be with Xiao Zhai, Xiao Hua, Xiao Luo and the others."
Sukhbaatar hugged Susha's neck with both hands and said, "Sukhbaatar is so envious of them. The admiral likes them so much. But Sukhbaatar is just a supply ship. We can only fish and have nothing to do all day. We are useless."
"Sukhbaatar is the most useless person in the tutelary fort."
"Sukhbaatar is only a dreamer."
"What should Sukhbaatar do to please the admiral?"
Su Xia could no longer laugh. He gently embraced Sukhbaatar, let her lean on his shoulder, and said, "I like you. Of course the admiral likes Sukhbaatar. I like Lord Su."
"Sukhbaatar doesn't want to sleep in a cardboard box or cover himself with newspapers and blankets. Why do people like to bully Sukhbaatar?"
"Who dares to bully our Lord Su like that?"
"Hehe." Sukhbaatar smiled. Everyone in the garrison was very nice to her.
Su Xia gently stroked Sukhbaatar's hair.
Sukhbaatar rested his head on Susha's chest and wanted to sleep again.