Chapter 301: One Head and Two Arms and Two Arms and One Head

When facing a long-reach hero, Fizz must withstand pressure in the first three levels.
There's nothing much to say about this.
It doesn't matter who goes up.
Even if a certain mid laner named Lu is considered to be able to often kill the opponent alone , he still has to hide under the tower in the early stage. It is impossible for him to grab the trident and stab the opponent as soon as he meets the enemy.
But in the process of resisting pressure, you must maintain a good state.
Because the mid lane and top lane are different.
The lane line is long enough.
A hero who is relatively strong in standing and shooting, who can easily control the line and can achieve supply damage with minimal losses.
So, have enough time for trial and error.
Just like the early treatment of Tiger God.
Impulsive?
That's right.
Very impulsive.
Even a little reckless .
However, Tiger God's "recklessness" is based on almost irresponsibility.
If you fail in one wave, you can replenish your health and try again.
After winning, start suppressing directly.
If you lose the battle, you will only lose one or two soldiers, which is not a big deal.
The distance between the edges of the attack range of the two defense towers in the middle is only about two thousand yards.
The number is not small, if converted into the hero's walking time...
It only takes six seconds.
An unlucky hero like Fizz who is destined to have no lane control will start the game with low health. Not only will the losses be unbearable, but the jungler will also be implicated.
really.
Little Peanut originally just wanted to imitate the old factory manager and pick up some easily digestible food in the wild area.
Seeing that the Tsar had gained such a huge advantage, he immediately entered the river and competed with the Centaurs for the Canyon Swift Crab.
G2 jungler Trick, who was using Centaur, had been chasing Crab for a long time, but when he saw the tall, rich and handsome Debon holding a lance, and a bird that was unwilling to be lonely in the middle lane, he could only give up the resources that were about to be delivered to his mouth.
I casually clicked a question mark near the Fizz.
"Why is this G8 jungler picking me?"
"This is outrageous!"
"Why the hell are you always thinking about brushing that B river crab of yours? F*ck!"
"I am a Fizz. I have no status at all. There is no way I can leave a large wave of soldiers under the tower to follow the Tsar. How dare you attack the river crab in the upper half? Are you a moron?"
A string of beautiful Chinese words came out of Wenjian Gun's mouth.
I typed two words.
otto: noob jug
“Great!”
"It's done."
"Impotent rage."
"Let's start, let's start."
"It's true and you should criticize it. It's reasonable."
"777777."
“…”
The audience in the live broadcast room was waiting for this moment.
"It was a bit of a problem for Centaur to fight against the river crab in the upper half. He had just used his smite, and Fizz and I definitely weren't going to be pushed in the first three levels, let alone Tsar. Even if we delayed a little longer, the Weapon would have gotten through."
"Shouldn't click on the middle lane."
Xing Dao supports Brother Gunzi this time: "Brother Gunzi is not Nezha, who has three heads and six arms. There is nothing we can do about it."
"Who says they can have three heads and six arms? They all only have one head and two arms." Ah Shui had just finished a game and stood at the back to join in the fun while getting a Coke.
"How many heads and arms do you have?" Xing Dao was very curious.
"Brother has one head and two arms." Ah Shui patted his arms with his left and right hands.
"Do you feel that this word is a bit strange..." Xing Dao reminded.
"Hiss... Damn!" Only then did Ah Shui realize the problem.
"It makes me laugh to death. I have one head and two arms." iBoy shook his big head: "I am different. I have two arms and one head."
“…”
“…”
All EDG members were silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
“Hahahahahahaha—”
“Hahahahahaha—”
"So funny."
“There is intelligence, but not much.”
"Xiao Zhao doesn't understand inversion."
"What a clever guy."
The atmosphere of the barrage is extremely lively.
"Oh my god, that's not right!"
iBoy finally reacted: "Brother Jie, do you have a video? Delete the video, delete the video."
"It's no use for me to delete it. There must be people recording the screen and submitting it in the live broadcast room." Xing Dao said he was helpless.
"It's over, it's over, my reputation is ruined!" iBoy's face was full of despair.
"It's okay, don't worry about this little detail." The factory manager consoled him, "Xiao Zhao (iBoy), play well in the competition. If you win the championship this year, you won't just be the champion of Two Arms and One Head... you'll be the champion of Two Arms and One Head."
"Fuck!" iBoy was in anticipation and burst out when he heard the last sentence.
Turn grief and anger into strength.
In the game, you can suppress your opponent and pursue him relentlessly.
On Xing Dao's side, the Centaur's Sun Crab in the upper half was robbed, and going to the lower half to get the Sun Crab would obviously mean he would be working for the opponent.
Just let them all go.
Enter the jungle and kill the Gromp, pass through the blind spot of the river crab acceleration field, and run to the top lane to gank Tiger God's Weapon Master.
Xing Dao kept his distance and tricked a [Counterattack Storm] first.
Then use W [Tactical Sweep] outer circle to create a slowing effect.
The Centaur activated [Destructive Charge] only after reaching the line, and went around to the side and rear to force the Tiger God to flash.
The Tiger God used up both of his key skills, but still failed to escape back to the protection of the defense tower.
Xing Dao used the first stage of E [Hook] to pull the terrain, and the second stage [Wall Return] used the sharp corner of his knee to hit it, creating a life-and-death control.
Rely on the red BUFF on the Centaur to slow down and continue the pursuit.
Before the next wave of soldiers arrives, send the Tiger God back to the fountain.
The first blood could actually be given to Centaur. After all, Centaur suffered heavy losses in the early stages, and if Xing Dao didn't come to the top lane to GANK, he would definitely not be able to kill him alone.
But G2 jungler Trick understood the principle of supporting his opponent very well, and he actively canceled his normal attack and gave up the kill.
This wave is over.
The confrontation in the top lane is not so equal.
Tiger God grabbed the economy of Doran's Blade in the lane and also brought a true ward.
Xing Dao was not only able to push the line back to the city, temporarily leading by 7 last hits, but also had 400 gold coins for the first blood on him, so he directly took out Yaoguang.
Push the Tiger God under the defense tower.
Xing Dao used a Z-shaped movement of pressing forward - pulling back - pressing forward, and gave Tiger God a normal attack with the effect of Undying Grasp. He used his passive physical shield to withstand the damage from the defense tower, and was completely unharmed.
Dragging and dragging.
Xing Dao walked in again and used the AQ combo on the defense tower.
Wait for a while, get close to the Tiger God, use the E skill [Hook] to pull out first, and use the second stage of Q... to sweep the tower in the process.
[Counterattack Storm] that tricked out the weapon.
The situation immediately became awkward for Tiger God.
In the confrontation between Master Yi and Shen, Master Yi is actually at a disadvantage.
Yasuo has Grasp of the Undying, a passive shield, and a ranged W outer circle to heal. If the Master Yi can't find an opportunity to rush forward and they exchange damage at once, it's absolutely impossible for them to win.
Peanut also knows this problem.
Seeing that there was no chance in the middle lane and that the bottom lane couldn't hold each other, they walked up little by little during the free time after all the wild monsters were cleared.
First ask about blind spots.
Then observe the position of the people and horses.
Make sure you won’t be discovered or counter-attacked.
Xiaohuasheng then destroyed the exploding cone and entered the dragon pit, heading towards the top lane along the river.
Walk close to Shen, use W [Golden Shield] to slow him down , and be ready to rush to the route of Shen's second stage E to intercept him at any time.
Just at this moment.
Shen A kills a melee soldier.
A bright blue upgraded light effect floated on his body.
In just 5 minutes and 20 seconds, the number in front of the health bar changed from 5 to... 6!
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