Chapter 311 You seem to have a lot of experience in love
As a brave young man who once hid in a young woman's closet and luckily escaped danger and immediately went to a foot massage parlor to calm his nerves, would Qin Shaohai be unable to get over the breakup?
Chen Jianghe calmed down and thought about it, and felt that the probability of this happening was even smaller than the probability of Teacher Xu, Yishu and Lin Siqi announcing that they were pregnant with his child on the same day.
"Are you there?"
Chen Jianghe sent a phishing message to Qin Shaohai on QQ: "My money is a little tight lately, lend me fifty yuan for emergency."
"?"
Qin Shaohai responded quickly, but his QQ was still invisible. The reason he replied with a question mark was that he thought Chen Jianghe's QQ number had been stolen. Otherwise, with his current wealth, it would be impossible for him to send such a message.
Chen Jianghe thought to himself, you are such an inexperienced guy, you fell for it easily. If you encounter online scams like beautiful women exposing their photos or chatting with girls in the nude late at night in the future, you will probably be fooled in minutes.
"What does QQ signature mean? What happens if the phone is out of service area?" Chen Jianghe sent a message.
Qin Shaohai knew he was exposed when he saw the message. He regretted it but responded helplessly: "The signature is an excerpt from Mr. Yu's "Cheers to Harley". The signal is bad because I was surfing the Internet in 'Castle in the Sky'. As soon as I entered the box, the mobile phone signal seemed to be blocked. Did you call me just now?"
Sky Castle is an illegal Internet cafe near Wancheng Middle School. In those days, Chen Jianghe and Qin Shaohai often climbed over the wall to this Internet cafe to stay up all night. At that time, the two brothers played "Ask the Way". The server was often crowded and stuck during the day, but it was fine if they stayed up all night at night.
Chen Jianghe rolled his eyes: "Not only me, Qiuya is also looking for you. Have you read too many online novels and started to use tricks?"
Qin Shaohai took out a cigarette from the cigarette box on the computer desk, tilted his head and lit it, took two shallow puffs, and felt melancholy: "No, I really can't get over it, but I can't let it go, so I can only pretend to be dead on the Internet."
When Chen Jianghe saw it, he thought, could it be that you are depressed? This negative state is a bit too negative.
But on second thought, it’s ok for you to pretend with Qiuya, but why are you pretending in front of me?
In your previous life, you two got married right after graduating from college. You divorced three times in the five years after your marriage, but you didn't seem to be upset. How could you be so unhappy now?
Chen Jianghe was too lazy to expose him, and replied expressionlessly: "Stop pretending, Qiuya is looking for you everywhere."
"Oh, I just renewed my internet fee for ten yuan, and I'm forming a team to improve my skills, so I can't leave." Qin Shaohai responded.
Chen Jianghe rolled his eyes: "Okay, I'll call ."
"Hey, wait, I quit the team."
Qin Shaohai immediately admitted his mistake: "Don't tell her where I am yet. I want to experience more of this feeling of being cared for."
"Pah." Chen Jianghe spat: "Your behavior reminds me of Nezha, Red Boy, and King Kong Calabash Brothers."
"Ah?" Qin Shaohai didn't understand what this meant.
Chen Jianghe held his forehead and said, "Anyone over ten years old wouldn't do such a thing."
"grass."
Qin Shaohai opened his mouth and the cigarette fell into his crotch.
"Chen Jianghe."
Chen Jianghe had just put his phone in his pocket when he suddenly heard Xu Zhixi calling him.
He looked up and saw that Teacher Xu had just entered the bedroom and changed her clothes. The combination of the light blue turtleneck sweater and the white pleated skirt was very charming. Her fair and flawless face looked as delicate and graceful as a lotus flower emerging from the water against the backdrop of the light-colored clothes. The curves of the skirt were very textured, making people want to go up and hold her in their arms.
"Does it look good?" Xu Zhixi curved her eyebrows and a smile appeared at the corners of her mouth.
"You look good in anything you wear."
Chen Jianghe smiled and said insincerely: "Compared to this outfit, I think the floral cotton jacket and gray trousers you wore yesterday can better highlight your unique charm and temperament."
"Really?" Xu Zhixi was very skeptical. She raised her eyebrows and asked him teasingly, "Didn't you complain yesterday that it was too thick and heavy, and it was very troublesome to unbutton it?"
"Yes." Chen Jianghe nodded, stood up and walked to her, smiling and said, "Sweats and skirts are better, they are easier to get."
"Behave yourself..." Xu Zhixi gently slapped his hand away and turned to pick up her luggage and gifts.
Chen Jianghe took over first.
Xu Zhixi walked in front of him after leaving the house with nothing in her hands. When she went down the stairs, she turned her head to look at him, moved her shoulders, and smiled playfully: "Come, I'll carry you."
"Can you carry it?"
Chen Jianghe walked up behind her with a smile, put the things down first, and then put his hands on her shoulders.
"Give it a try." Xu Zhixi put her arms around his waist and gently applied some force, but found that it didn't move at all, so she asked him softly, "Are you afraid of falling?"
"Don't be afraid." Chen Jianghe shook his head and said, "Before I fall, I will definitely turn around and serve as a cushion for you."
"This isn't good." Xu Zhixi also shook her head, turned around and went up two steps higher than him, and put her arms around his neck: "Can you carry me on your back?"
Chen Jianghe raised his eyebrows: "Why do I feel like I've been tricked?"
Xu Zhixi smiled faintly: "Then I won't carry it. It's not safe to go up and down the stairs. We'll each carry half of the luggage."
As she spoke, she leaned over, picked up the suitcase, and then gave two large bags of gifts to Chen Jianghe.
Chen Jianghe sighed in his heart: "If I marry a wife like this, my child is not my own... Bah, it must be my own child."
When he got downstairs, Chen Jianghe received another call from Han Qiuya.
"I just went to Shaohai's house, but I didn't see him. I went to the Internet cafe, billiard hall, and skating rink nearby. I asked a few old classmates to look for him separately, but they couldn't find him either."
This time, Han Qiuya was obviously more anxious, and there was a cry in her voice.
Chen Jianghe thought that Qin Shaohai was such a bad guy. He hid in the Internet cafe to play games, causing his girlfriend to look for him everywhere and cry anxiously. He had to cover up for him against his conscience: "Don't worry, I'm going home. I'll help you look for him when I get home. Maybe we can find him from a corner soon."
Han Qiuya sniffed and sobbed softly, "I'm very anxious. I'm afraid something has happened to him. I want to go to the police station to report the case now."
"Generally, a missing person has to have been missing for 24 hours before a case can be filed. If you go to the police station to report the case now, they won't accept it." Chen Jianghe was thinking very clearly, so as to prevent Qiuya from making things worse.
Han Qiuya was silent for a moment, and suddenly said excitedly: "Wait, there's a phone call."
"You answer first. Keep in touch if anything happens."
Chen Jianghe responded calmly and hung up the phone .
" What happened?"
After Chen Jianghe returned to the driver's seat, Xu Zhixi, who vaguely heard the words "report a case, file a case", asked out of concern.
"Nothing." Chen Jianghe shook his head and said, "A couple from high school broke up. The man wanted to commit suicide, and the woman was so anxious that she searched all over the world for him."
"Hmm?" Xu Zhixi blinked.
“Is it hard to understand?”
As Chen Jianghe started the car, he said, "It's not hard to understand. In a relationship, men who are too deeply in love are usually more immature. For example, if you break up with me, I will buy two taels of vermicelli and strangle myself to death. I will never live in vain."
Xu Zhixi couldn't help laughing when she heard this, then raised her chin and asked him, "You seem to have a lot of experience in love? I clearly remember you said last time that you had never been in love before me."
"Don't get me wrong." Chen Jianghe waved his hand and said, "Liu Dongliang from our dormitory is a rookie in relationships, but he often teaches Sun Tian about love. I learn from him and I still have his classic quotes in my notebook."
"Liu Dongliang looks quite honest." Xu Zhixi was slightly surprised.
Chen Jianghe nodded in approval: "Yes, he is very honest. Apart from frequently browsing bad websites, skipping classes to trade stocks, and chatting with girls about private matters online, there are almost no other shortcomings. If he hadn't failed so many courses, I think he could definitely compete for the title of "Three Good Students" and a scholarship."
Xu Zhixi: "..."
