Chapter 33 First, castrate, then kill!

"Sorry, at least don't hate me."

Shen Yimian's heart beat faster as he was stared at by his scorching gaze. He quickly grabbed the contract paper and ran away.

He walked back to his room without stopping, his expression vague, and closed the door. Shen Yimian finally came back to his senses.

Bad, he was so busy running that he didn't return the collar and brought back a broken contract.

Looking at the contract paper in his hand, Shen Yimian reached out to tear it up, hesitated for a moment, but did not do it.

The contract must have been given to him on purpose to test him.

If he tears up Xie Luding, he will be accused of having no sense of contract or something, and then he will be morally blackmailed.

He was lost in thought, but his heart was pounding.

No, this can't go on.

Xie Lu has his own mission. He came here to complete the mission of the male protagonist in the original book, and being with his fiancée is one of his missions.

What's going on with them now? Is Xie Lu planning to ruin the plot?

Shen Yimian couldn't figure out what Xie Lu was going to do. After thinking about it, he decided to just give up.

No matter what he does, it has nothing to do with you anyway.

Who made Xie Lu insist on distancing himself from him and even said such hurtful words to him - holding him back? Although it was true, it was really hurtful, okay?

Shen Yimian's fragile little heart is very vengeful.

He threw the contract paper into the corner and ignored it, pretending nothing had happened today.

He still has important things to do tomorrow, as he is about to enter into a contract.

By the way, I didn't inform Xie Lu about this. If he knew, he wouldn't go crazy like he did today.

Shen Yimian thought about it, even if Xie Lu knew it should be fine, could he still chop him?

Xie Lu wasn't that kind of person. Just like today, when he'd just said he hated Xie Lu, Xie Lu had obediently backed off. Perhaps after learning about his pact with Zuo Yan, he'd given up on it and honestly stayed with his fiancée until the end of the story, making everyone happy.

This would be good for everyone, he thought.

*

the next day.

As the sky brightened, a figure in snow-white clothes appeared at Xianyue Peak. It was Xie Lu.

He came today to discuss something very important with Zuo Yan.

I don’t know why, but the disciples of Xianyue Peak looked at him strangely.

"The fun is about to begin, just look."

"Today is Zuo Yan's good day, why is he here?"

"Who knows? Maybe he's here to steal the bride."

Wedding Robbery

Xie Lu had excellent hearing, and when he heard the whispers, his brows furrowed slightly.

But he never liked to cause trouble, so he decided to ask after meeting Zuo Yan.

"But he's late. I heard Zuo Yan finished his business with that Shen guy early in the morning."

"Mr. Shen is so dishonest. He didn't even tell his junior brother about the contract."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Lu's body suddenly froze.

After a moment, the disciple from Xianyue Peak who had been muttering quietly just now was covered by the skylight. He raised his head, frightened, and said, "You, you have something wrong?"

Xie Lu stood before him without knowing when, his face extremely gloomy, and he spoke word by word, "Who formed a pact with whom?"

The young disciple shuddered and whispered, "You don't know, it's your senior brother who has formed a pact with Zuo Yan."

Xie Lu didn't move at all, but his face was as gloomy as thick ink and as cold as ice.

He said coldly, "Where?"

The pressure from the Heavenly Stage disciple made the other party breathless. The young disciple quickly pointed to Zuo Yan's room and said, "I don't know either. He should have returned from the Heavenly Fate Tree by now. He's in their room."

Xie Lu took a deep breath, picked up his sword, turned around and left, found Zuo Yan's room and kicked the door open.

The force was so strong that the noise could be heard throughout the entire disciples' dormitory.

The wooden door was kicked and cracked. The two people inside were startled and looked towards Xie Lu.

Shen Yimian dressed up carefully today and put on his favorite Taoist robe with silver-threaded satin and magnolia pattern. This robe was a birthday gift from his senior brother, which cost him 8,000 spirit stones. It is the LV of the world of immortal cultivation.

He had indeed just returned from the Tianyuan Tree, but he had not signed a contract with them. Shen Yimian felt that as long as his fellow disciples saw him and Zuo Yan going to the Tianyuan Tree, the news would spread quickly, and there would be no need to sign a contract.

However, the main reason was that he suspected that the deed Zuo Yan had taken had been replaced with the real one, and the handwriting on it was different from the one he sent to Zuo Yan yesterday.

He didn't dare to sign.

"Why are you here?" Shen Yimian looked at Xie Lu in surprise, his hands still in the motion of taking off his clothes.

Xie Lu looked between them slowly and suddenly laughed out loud.

This was the first time Shen Yimian saw his genuine, unforced smile. It was as if he wasn't an AI, but a real, living person.

Shen Yimian subconsciously fastened his clothes, coughed twice guiltily, and said, "It's too hot and I was just about to take off my clothes to cool down. What are you doing here?"

Xie Lu did not answer.

Shen Yimian was a little flustered, and said, "Actually, Zuo Yan and I..."

Before he could finish, Zuo Yan suddenly held his hand and said with a grave smile, "We have formed a bond."

As if he hadn't seen Xie Lu, Zuo Yan leaned over, gently touched Shen Yimian's belt, and thoughtfully helped him adjust it, "Husband, your clothes are not put on properly."

Shen Yimian could clearly feel the sudden drop in temperature in the room. It was extremely cold around him. Something was wrong, absolutely wrong.

He quickly held Zuo Yan's hand, turned to look at Xie Lu, and tried to explain a few words, but after opening his mouth, he changed his mind and felt that this seemed to be a good opportunity to make Xie Lu give up.

So when the words came to his lips, Shen Yimian swallowed them back, held Zuo Yan's hand, and said softly, "You are so considerate."

His meaning should be obvious, right?

Xie Lu is so smart, he would definitely understand.

Zuo Yan's smile deepened as he smoothed the wrinkles on Shen Yimian's clothes, as if he had just noticed Xie Lu's arrival. He looked at Xie Lu and said softly, "Since you're here, let's have a drink before leaving. Although Yan Shan abstains from alcohol, today is a good day for me and my husband to be bound together, so we can have a drink as an exception."

He stood up, holding the wine jug, and walked in front of Xie Lu.

Xie Lu didn't take it, but just looked at them quietly.

"Drink." Zuo Yan suppressed his smile and said calmly, "At least you should bless me." After many years of friendship, although he had no feelings for Xie Lu, he did not dislike him. After all, in everyone's eyes, he was the one who had formed a bond with Shen Yimian, so he had already won.

Shen Yimian swallowed and pinched the corner of his clothes nervously.

Under his gaze, Xie Lu suddenly raised his hand and took the wine jug.

He couldn't drink alcohol because it would cause serious damage to the body, but he still drank the pot of wine.

Shen Yimian watched Xie Lu finish the pot of wine, and he breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that they were in harmony. Xie Lu didn't react much. It seemed that he was thinking too much. Xie Lu didn't like him that much. Wasn't it so easy for him to let go?

However, the next moment, Xie Lu threw the wine jug to the ground with a calm expression.

The blue jade wine jug smashed into pieces on the ground, and the smile on Zuo Yan's face disappeared instantly. Shen Yimian's heart trembled violently, as if the wine jug did not fall to the ground, but hit the top of his head.

"Senior Brother."

Shen Yimian looked up in surprise and looked at Xie Lu.

The other person stared at him intently, his voice very calm, "You clearly promised me last night that you would teach me how to have feelings within a month, so why did you make a pact with someone else the next day?"

Shen Yimian opened his eyes and quickly explained, "Actually, there's a reason why Zuo Yan and I met. I did it for..."

"In order to teach him how to make a contract, how to be your Taoist partner, or how to undress." Xie Lu walked towards him slowly. Zuo Yan immediately stood in front of him, but Xie Lu raised his hand and used a spell to freeze him. He didn't even look at Zuo Yan and continued to walk straight towards Shen Yimian.

Zuo Yan couldn't move, gnashing his teeth as he looked at Xie Lu, "Xie Lu, what are you doing?"

Shen Yimian noticed that Xie Lu seemed to be in a strange mood. He subconsciously stood up and wanted to leave, but was grabbed by the wrist and dragged in front of the other person.

Xie Lu lowered his eyes to look at him, and suddenly put his hand on the sword at his waist, and whispered, "Senior brother is unwilling to teach me, but is willing to teach my fiancée instead."

After the words fell, Shen Yimian's expression suddenly froze, and he looked up in disbelief, "What did you say?"

He watched Xie Lu pull out the long sword from his waist inch by inch with a cold expression.

"Zuo Yan, she's my fiancée."

Shen Yimian's breathing stopped.

The coldness of the sword touched his waist, and in an instant, he remembered everything.

[This is so disgusting. The male protagonist and his fiancée are both first loves. If it weren't for Shen Yimian, they would have been married long ago. This wretched loser Shen Yimian has been stealing the male protagonist's luck, and he even intervened and snatched away his fiancée's innocence right in front of the male protagonist. Is the author still human? He wrote this kind of shitty plot, rnm, refund me!]

[The above just read the chapter, and the plot twists later. Loser Shen fails to steal his fiancée Qingbai, and just as he's taking off his clothes, he's caught by the male lead who comes into the room. The male lead nails the loser Shen to the bed with a sword, castrates him first, and then kills him.]

First, castrate, then kill!

Even being caught taking off clothes happened to be right in front of me. Oh my god, you are not

Shen Yimian stepped back in fear and almost fell to the ground, but was caught by Xie Lu.

He shook off Xie Lu's hand as if he had seen a ghost, and said in panic, "I didn't know he was your fiancée. You never said that. Isn't your fiancée Yun Ning? How could it be a man?"

Xie Lu stared at him solemnly and said calmly, "I never said that Su Yunning was my fiancée. As for whether it was a boy or a girl, you didn't ask me."

"But you said you wouldn't kill me!"

Xie Lu was silent for a moment, then said slowly, "That's only on the premise that you're not with my fiancée."

Shen Yimian looked at him in disbelief, then suddenly realized, "But you've been watching me and your fiancée meet every day, without stopping or reminding me. You did it on purpose."

A surge of anger surged in his heart. Shen Yimian stared at him intently and gritted his teeth, "Giving me magic weapons and helping me level up are all for the sake of your crappy plot mission to proceed according to the direction of the original book."

Xie Lu remained silent, obviously admitting everything.

"You..." Shen Yimian was almost overwhelmed by the anger in his heart. He looked at Xie Lu fiercely, "You are really amazing!"

Humans really can’t beat AI. That’s awesome, he accepted it. The only thing he blamed himself for was not listening to Si Wuxing’s advice and being on guard against this liar who treated him unconditionally well!

Seeing that he was with Zuo Yan, he actually planned to kill him according to the plot in the book. How could he believe in such a vicious human-machine? Oh my God!

He took a deep breath, grasped Xie Lu's collar, and pressed him into the deep of the soft couch. "You just complained that I didn't teach you enough, right? Today I'm going to teach you how to be a real person. Can you learn that crappy program of yours that crashes and floods all the time?"

Seeing this, Zuo Yan hurriedly said, "Brother, don't fall for his provocation. He's trying to make you angry, but he wouldn't dare do anything to you!"

But his words no longer had any effect.

Shen Yimian now only wants to strangle the bastard Xie Lu to death.

"Brother, don't be afraid of him. I will cancel my engagement with him soon!" Zuo Yan struggled desperately, but he could not escape Xie Lu's spell of immobilization.

Xie Lu let Shen Yimian ride on him, his eyes gradually darkening. He grabbed Shen Yimian's hand and whispered, "It's too noisy here, let's change places."

Before Shen Yimian could open his mouth to scold him, his lips were covered. The next moment, Xie Lu used the Earth Escape Technique and brought him into his room.

The world was spinning before his eyes, and Shen Yimian was thrown onto the soft couch in the inner room.

Not gentle at all, very rough, even a little eager.

Shen Yimian barely got up from the couch and turned around to see that Xie Lu had already started taking off his clothes.

""

Xie Lu glanced at him and whispered, "You have five minutes to take off your clothes."

Shen Yimian was still angry and retorted to him bluntly, "Why should I listen to you!"

"You don't have to listen."

Xie Lu said calmly, "As a time traveler, I think you should know how I treated you in the book."

Shen Yimian couldn't stand it anymore.

This bastard, is there any villain in the original book who is more powerful than the male protagonist? Quickly beat this bastard up!

He clenched his teeth and suddenly thought that Xie Lu actually didn't understand anything at all. Perhaps in Xie Lu's database, the two of them just slept together by stripping naked on the bed.

This damn robot can't even kiss, what else can it do?

Thinking of this, Shen Yimian calmed down a little.

Take it off, who is afraid of who, I will avoid his edge

He tore off his clothes in despair, and just when he had taken them off halfway, he was pushed down on the bed.

Xie Lu pressed him under him and took off his underwear in an orderly manner.

Shen Yimian struggled in vain, so she simply let him strip her naked, and just looked at Xie Lu with a sneer.

As expected, after taking off his clothes, Xie Lu lowered his eyes to look at him and asked in a low voice, "Then..."

Shen Yimian snorted, "You are quite skilled, keep going."

Xie Lu stared at him silently for a while, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the lips.

It was just a light kiss, like a child clumsily imitating a scene from a TV drama. The soft lips pressed against Shen Yimian's lips, causing his heart to tremble slightly for a moment.

Shen Yimian turned her face away, trying to avoid his kiss, but her face was turned back and he continued to kiss her gently, bit by bit. Her face soon turned red until her ears were all burned red.

"Your heart rate is high."

The voice was low and slightly hoarse.

Shen Yimian's heartbeat quickened, and his face became even redder, as if the sound had gently tickled his heart. He couldn't help but reach out and push Xie Lu away, saying with a look of disgust, "That's enough. What else can you do besides slobbering on my face?"

Xie Lu was silent for a moment, lowered his eyelashes, and said softly, "You won't teach me."

The tone sounded inexplicably aggrieved.

Shen Yimian is still feeling aggrieved. Could it be that he only knows how to do this?

He took a deep breath and said in a gentle and persuasive manner, "It's actually very simple. All you have to do is lie down next to me."

Xie Lu's expression paused slightly, and he looked carefully at Shen Yimian's face. After a while, he said calmly, "You avoided my gaze, your breathing became shallow, and your heart rate increased briefly. You lied to me."

Shen Yimian: "..."

Damn, how can I play this with a human lie detector?

Xie Lu frowned, perhaps guessing that Shen Yimian was determined not to teach him, so he simply started to figure it out on his own.

"But fortunately, I still remember what you taught me before."

Shen Yimian had a vague feeling that something was wrong, and sure enough, a cold hand touched him lightly, making him tremble all over.

"Thank you, Lu!"

The other person pretended not to hear and stroked his slightly thin waist, then slowly moved down.

Shen Yimian's scalp tingled, and he wanted to catch the unscrupulous hand, but Xie Lu grabbed his wrist first.

Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he quickly said, "Xie Lu, don't do this, I will really hate you..."

Xie Lu paused and looked up at him, "Really?"

"Really." Shen Yimian nodded heavily, "Let me go quickly, I will really hate you."

Xie Lu retracted his gaze and said calmly, "That's great."

Shen Yimian: ""

"Yesterday you said you would hate me, but I didn't continue, and then you got together with Zuo Yan. You didn't consider whether this would make me uncomfortable," Xie Lu slowly inserted his fingers, and when he heard Shen Yimian's cry of pain, a subtle sense of satisfaction rose in his heart.

"So now, I don't want to consider your feelings anymore."

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