Chapter 365: Oops, it seems I bought the real thing

"bump……"
Jiujiu closed the door with a stiff expression and threw the briefcase in his hand aside.
When the iron door with some rust and advertisement residues was heavily closed, Jiujiu's expression eased slightly.
He turned on the computer and just sat there blankly, looking at the blank screen.
A long time ago, when Jiujiu was still a student.
He is still keen on decorating his computer with various characters or cool wallpapers.
But after working, he no longer has the leisure time.
After reinstalling the system last time, he has not changed the default wallpaper.
After sitting in front of the computer for a while, Jiujiu seemed to have recovered a little.
He stood up and took out a bottle of fat house happy water from the refrigerator next to him.
But just after Jiujiu opened the bottle skillfully, he remembered his mother's nagging.
He's getting fat again and can't drink these carbonated drinks...
After a slight hesitation, Jiujiu still opened the bottle cap.
“Gurgle…”
Nearly one third of the iced Fat House Happy Water was drunk by Jiujiu in one breath.
The cool feeling that pierced his scalp and the added sweetness seemed to free him from the curse-like life during the day.
Once, he tried to pursue the so-called "ideal".
He paid a price for this, which made him know his true nature:
There have been many descriptions in books of heroes who became great by breaking away from laziness and abandoning comfort.
Needless to say, there was no place for him...
He is an ordinary person who has had some passion and paid the price for delaying the late stage.
Those romantic or legendary stories may have happened.
But he was at most an inconspicuous member of the countless onlookers...
Accepting one's own ordinariness is always extremely painful.
It's like using a file to scrape off the rotten flesh on your gums bit by bit, it's suffocating and long...
Such people can accept complete silence very well.
So, Jiujiu casually opened a player and played a song that he neither liked nor hated.
The singing was humming and humming, but Jiujiu couldn't quite understand it.
Just like the calm water, not a single ripple can be seen...
Even the climax was soft, as if even a pitch rise was lackluster.
Scrolling down the rankings, it seems to be all of this flavor...
Jiujiu can’t tell whether these songs are good or bad, but the popularity and comments below seem to show that these songs are pretty awesome.
Maybe, it really sounds good?
Jiujiu didn’t know, he opened the playlist and selected an old song.
The old songs still have the same flavor, they are naturally earthy, and they are so heroic that they seem to jump out and poke a hole in the sky.
Even the ones showing off their love seem to be in hardcover.
Am I getting old?
Yes, a few hundred years ago, men of this age should have been successful and famous.
Jiujiu rubbed his stomach. It might be that his stomach was not in good condition. He couldn't handle drinking too much fat house happy water at once.
I'll probably have to go to the toilet soon.
But I still can’t quit.
Is there anything more relaxing than having a bottle of fat house happy water on gloomy mornings and tiring evenings?
Maybe, but it doesn't belong to him...
The days are repetitive and monotonous, as neat as an assembly line.
Only quarrels with people come in many forms and the family tree blossoms.
Jiujiu knew what the other party wanted, but he couldn't give it to him.
The other party may also understand.
But still noisy...
Perhaps, one day the other party got a little feedback from this long quarrel.
He had already listed the prices of every quarrel, and it became a source of endless resentment.
Unfortunately, no one gave Jiujiu this order...
“Pah…”
The light blue flame lit the cigarette.
Jiujiu held the cigarette in his mouth but didn't smoke it. He just opened the folder named "Games" on the desktop and scrolled through it.
There are many games to play, but no one to play them...
And it seemed that time in the gaming industry had stagnated when he graduated.
After all these years, no one has been able to give him any ideas.
However, someone who tried to fake his death satisfied his addiction for a month.
But it was short-lived. A month later, the friend list was filled with gray, which made people lose interest in it.
Even the pleasure of playing hide-and-seek with a princess around rocks only lasts for a moment when you pick up the dagger pattern in the inventory.
Afterwards, everything remained calm...
I once saw a sentence on the Internet, which roughly means this:
"When you don't feel like masturbating anymore, you're completely alone."
Jiujiu thought it wouldn't be a big deal to replace it with a game.
He also had no intention of studying those single-player games that were becoming increasingly difficult.
I can only mechanically slide the mouse and watch short videos...
This one doesn't require any brainpower, and even the laughter it brings is timeless.
The brain was a little tired, but the thoughts were at odds with it.
With a head full of waste from boring work, even if you fall asleep, you will only usher in a confused morning.
Jiujiu thought so.
At this moment, the doorbell rang:
“Ding Dong…”
Jiujiu was stunned for a moment, then got up and opened the door.
"Please sign for your delivery."
After opening the door, a young man who looked like a courier said so.
Jiujiu signed swiftly, and then the other party left in a hurry.
Jiujiu knew that he still had to climb many stairs and go to many doors.
Holding the package, Jiujiu closed the door.
He actually didn't remember whether he had a package.
This is one of the few benefits of a life of numbness:
The sudden arrival of a forgotten package is happiness.
What I will remember is only the anxious waiting...
"Item information: Tiga Transformation Light Stick VIP Supreme Gold Edition, delivery location: ..."
Looking at the information on the package, Jiujiu was stunned.
Then, he remembered.
One day, an old classmate who he hadn't contacted for a long time sent him a message.
After ruling out the two options of borrowing money and getting married, there is only one correct answer left...
He swiftly helped the other person with a knife then quickly ended the pain with a few awkward words.
Bing Xixi, which was even more outrageous than a certain color of website pop-up window, gave Jiujiu a free gift package.
After seeing that the amount was not just tens or hundreds, Jiujiu actually breathed a sigh of relief.
I can get some toilet paper for free...
This is the second reason why Bing Xixi can survive in Jiujiu Mobile.
The first one is to leave it there so that he doesn't have to waste traffic multiple times...
Of course, you have to block its many permissions first, especially pop-up permissions.
However, on that occasion, Jiujiu did not choose toilet paper, but instead chose a rather interesting-looking magic wand.
Compared to the more popular Gundam on the Internet, the figure of a giant in his childhood was actually taller...
Jiujiu roughly tore open the package, immediately revealing the magic wand with a very strong plastic texture inside.
This was also within Jiujiu's expectations, so he was not that disappointed.
For a normal man, it is obviously quite rare to get a magic wand in a closed environment and not try certain operations.
In this regard, Jiujiu is no exception.
After tearing open the plastic wrapping, Jiujiu made some fancy movements and then raised the magic wand upwards.
“Crack…”
That was the sound of a plastic section of the magic wand falling to the ground.
You are worthy of it!
This is glued on...
Jiujiu complained.
And the moment he lowered his head, he saw the light...
Then, a huge humanoid creature appeared in the busy steel building...
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