One girl was cursing , the other was crying , and the two figures disappeared in the rain .

Chi Leyou had never been scolded by anyone before , and his face immediately turned red and white , like a strawberry embedded in a buttercream cake .

The WeChat page threw a bomb through the " Latest Friends " , boom -​​

She lowered her eyelids , her eyelashes drooped slightly , and held the dialog box that was about to collapse and crack .

" It's all your fault . "

" Don't be so dejected , " the voice that fell from above her head was moistened by the drizzle , a gentle and clear suggestion in its warmth . " It makes you look shorter , really . "

“ … … ”

Even in this situation , you are still making sarcastic remarks .

The girl was like a corporate slave on her last day at work , her heart almost bursting with desire to kill her boss .

She stood up , brushed off the nonexistent dust on her butt , and took a step toward Chen Che . " Sir , please make way . "​​​​

" ? "

The girl raised her chin slightly and looked him in the eyes : " The telephone pole has become a spirit . "

The young master couldn't breathe up or down , and his heart skipped a beat .

The moderate rain turned into light rain , and Chi Leyou raced against time to get back to the dormitory to get an umbrella before the weather changed .

This is an old building from a hundred years ago , with Roman arches and classical columns standing side by side , red bricks and gray stones , and a spiral staircase looming behind the window .

The two buildings made way for a narrow path , through which figures of all heights passed .

After exposing each other's shortcomings , a protective barrier seemed to be erected between the two , and they fell into a childish game of " one, two, three , whoever speaks first loses . "

Chi Leyou picked up her anti- embarrassment props . The chat box was filled with the smoke of a minefield . It went without saying that when the person deleted her , he must have cursed her harshly .

Shen Che glanced at the back of her head and glanced at her phone one more time .

The girl 's fingers were poking and tapping on his WeChat avatar .

The new WeChat avatar - the Q - manga avatar drawn by the unreliable Paocai . This was the fee he paid for sitting for an hour as a model for him , and he felt at ease using it .

Chen Che glanced at it again , and the more he looked at it , the more he liked it . There was something about Park Pao Cai . This avatar and Chi Leyou 's avatar were a pair of love avatars .

Chi Leyou changed Chen Che ’s WeChat note : Ugly telephone pole .​​​

Revenge is a must , and it 's good for her breasts .

" Ugly ? " Chen Che was upset . He didn't mind if you called him a telephone pole , but what did it mean if you added an adjective to it ?

The girl glanced at him sideways and realized that he was very close to her .

The screen peeping came without warning , and the CPU in my brain started running at maximum speed .

" ... Do you know the Ten Heavenly Stems and Twelve Earthly Branches ? "

" I 'm not illiterate , do n't change the subject , " the young master said , a face full of humiliation . He had never been insulted like this before . " You called me ugly and tall . "

" The Chou in Zi, Chou , Yin , and Mao means you must have been born in the early morning ! "

The girl 's lips flew up , and Chen Che stared at her for a moment . This pyramid scheme leader , this charlatan , will definitely become the backbone of the park in northern Myanmar within three months of being exiled to it .

" I was born in the afternoon . " Look how she made it up !

" ... " Chi Leyou's lips peeled from mumbling , and a flash of inspiration suddenly struck his mind . " Stand under the moon in the middle of the night and absorb the spiritual energy of the sun and moon ... "

Her moist black eyes blinked twice , mist forming on them . She instantly lost her temper and raised her hands in surrender : " I ca n't continue this story . "

As we were talking , we arrived at the dormitory .

She swiped her card to open the door .

Bang — if Chen Che had been a second later , he would have been on the operating table in the plastic surgery hospital having his nose repaired in the middle of the night .

The girl in front took two steps at a time and disappeared into the corridor .

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" Here 's the umbrella for you . " Chi Leyou found the umbrella and just as he finished speaking , he realized that the dormitory was empty .

Even telephone poles will be lost .

She went to the window and looked down .

My sight first fell on the top of the big- leaf maple tree downstairs . Between the gray-green branches , there was a tall and thin figure .

He is a good- looking telephone pole .

His eyes seemed to have warmth , and Chen Che suddenly looked up . At this moment , it was a freeze frame , and his eyes passed through the buds on the branches .

Each other 's sight has focus .

Chi Leyou cupped his hands and shouted downstairs , " Why do n't you come up ? "

" Girls' dormitory . "

The sound of a man and a woman chatting came from the door opposite . The girl said louder : " We are not in China . "

" Who else has been here ? " They chatted across the floors , one up and one down .

" Ren Mi. " Chi Leyou blurted out , " My best friend . "​​

" Girl ? " Shen Che wanted to laugh . It was easy to trick a fool into talking .

Her thoughts turned , she realized that she had been stalked and followed by the golden retriever for several months , but she had no reaction at all . She was not a fool , she just had a bad brain .

Shen Che couldn't laugh anymore .

Then she nodded foolishly .​​

The corners of his lips twitched imperceptibly , and he uttered a single word : " Pig . "

After a moment of distraction , she ran downstairs and handed Chen Che an umbrella : " Take it . "

The phone in my pocket vibrated . I knew it was the driver calling without even looking . It was just a drizzle , and a grown man wasn't afraid of getting wet .

He could n't make out the color of the gray umbrella , which had a ruffled edge at the end .

" So feminine . " His low-pitched complaint was accurately intercepted by Chi Leyou , " I never use an umbrella . "

" Stop pretending . " Chi Leyou pressed the switch on the umbrella handle . With a pop , the umbrella swung open , and the bottle of peach- flavored soda in Chen Che 's heart was also opened , and fine bubbles rose up .

He should be angry when he was scolded for loading goods . But his hand took the umbrella handle and tilted the umbrella towards her . Only then did Chen Che realize that his principles had already been shattered into slag .

" Oh , I'm leaving . " She left the space under the umbrella with a lot of noise .

" Chi Leyou . "​

The girl who had just pulled out the door card tilted her head : " Huh ? "

The drizzle was hazy , and his face seemed to be covered by a layer of frosted glass : " When are you free ? I 'll take you out to play . "

When the voice fell , his face felt slightly hot , and the sunlight filtered through the pink umbrella , hiding the redness on his cheeks .

" ah ? "

That idiot really didn't understand .

It was the first time that Chen Che asked a girl out , and he kept replaying the two sentences in his mind . There was nothing wrong with it .

" When are you free ? " he asked again .​​

Chi Leyou pulled out a small notebook from his sweatshirt pocket and flipped through two pages : " I have classes and homework during the day , and tutoring at night . "

" Tutor ? " This old term has only been heard in China .

" Well , I found a new job ! " When she spoke about her part - time job , her tone was as cheerful as a student in their last class on Friday . " I teach English every day , and my students are so serious ! "

She changed the topic from dating to work .​​

" … … " Chen Che gritted his teeth in hatred .

What kind of student is this ? He can't speak a word of English. If you want to learn English, go find a foreigner !

" Seven days a week . "

" I have classes Monday through Friday , " she said , quickly scanning her schedule . " On Saturdays and Sundays , I work at Freecastle . "​​

The two English groups were put together , and Young Master Shen could n't understand .

" Haunted Castle . "

" Are n't you afraid of ghosts ? "

Chi Leyou pursed her lips and said , " I 'm not pretending to be a ghost . I'm responsible for checking the tickets . "

Shen Che got to know her again .

The nun had scared him to death that time . Her bone-melting palm hit his shoulder , causing a burning pain .

Now , you go to a haunted house to make money .

Facing his gaze , she tilted her head and said deflatedly : " Oh , they pay too much . Do you want to go work ? "​​

She looked Chen Che up and down .

" They 're really short of NPCs . You 're so tall , " Chi Leyou paused for a second , " go be a wendigo and act like yourself . "​​​​​

Wendigo is a man - eating giant monster in Indian legend , which can be up to three meters tall .​​

Chen Che had only heard of it and didn't know what the man -eating giant monster looked like .

" Send it to me ? "

As expected , the idiot fell for it . He lowered his head to feel his trouser pocket , but his cell phone was not there . He turned around and wanted to go back to the dormitory to look for it .

An external force stopped her in her tracks .

The man behind her stretched out his arm , grabbed her hood , and said helplessly , " It 's in your treasure bag . "

Chi Leyou took out his cell phone from his pocket and silently resolved the embarrassment .

The photos are a set of animated images . The windigo looks taller than a telephone pole , deformed and rugged , and the sense of oppression visible to the naked eye is pressing through the screen .

Shen Che suspected that she did it on purpose to avenge the electric pole .

" The salary is very high . " Chi Leyou explained , " You step on the stilts and then put on the clothes . "

" And then he became a paraplegic ?! "

She took a breath and said , " The daily wage is high . If you work two days on the weekend , you can buy your grandma a piece of wild ginseng . "

“ … … ”

The purpose of the idiot's reincarnation must be to piss him off to death .

In his previous life, he killed people , set fire to people and massacred Chijia Village .

" You need to think more about yourself , " Chi Leyou 's thoughts spread . " Earn more and save more . Only money is real . In critical moments , only money can protect you . "

Chen Che was stunned for a moment . This idiot is obsessed with money !

" We are friends , right ? " She looked up at him , her eyes shining brightly . Chen Che had his back to the sky , but he knew that the rain had stopped and the sky was clearing up . He glimpsed the sunlight from her bright pupils .

He replied , " Of course . "

If we weren’t friends, would I help you vent your anger ?

" Yeah . " She seemed very satisfied with their relationship and spread her fingers to say goodbye to him .

He quickly went upstairs and looked outside .

The pink flying girl pig moves quickly .

Passersby looked up . Few people abroad use parasols . Even fewer see a grown man using a cartoon- style women 's parasol .

After Shen Che answered the driver 's call , he saw Chi Leyou 's WeChat .

Chi Daimao : The sun is out , put away your umbrella .

Chen Che was a little embarrassed and said stubbornly : I have n't used the Paradise Umbrella for many years , I miss it .

Chi Daimao : six points​

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For dinner , I had ugly rice balls that I made myself , and I had to finish them even with tears in my eyes .

" Youyou , your cooking skills ... " Park Yezhen felt as if all the energy had been drained out of her body . " Do n't sell it anymore . "

Park Ye- jin knows that Chi Leyou and her good friend Ren Mi are planning to set up a stall at the weekend market .

I didn’t expect that the business would collapse halfway through .

" Is it unpalatable ? " She licked the rice grains from the corner of her mouth . Her roommate refused to answer the question due to her poor Chinese . Chi Leyou switched her question from language to text and sent it to Chen Che via WeChat .

Ugly Telegraph Pole : Pretty good .

Chi Leyou : To be honest , I will change your name back .

There was no need to pretend anymore , Chen Che pondered for a long time .

The “ The other party is typing ” above the chat box says it all .

Chi Leyou : My best friend's family shipped an electric tricycle from China . If I don't have a part-time job on weekends , I'm planning to open a stall with her . Our initial plan is to sell rice balls , sushi , candied haws , and spicy hot pot .

During the day , I waited for her to finish class and had a hot rice ball in my hand . It looked a little ugly , but when I thought about this girl's pragmatic style , I knew that rice balls , like people , must be delicious .

He took a bite .

The flavor is incredibly complex — the wind must be labeled " sick . " Anyone who makes onigiri must be insane .​​

Since he was young , his family taught him not to waste .

He pretended that his taste buds were damaged and took another bite with a blank face .

The eggshell was broken in one mouthful .

Chi Leyou : Is it very unpalatable ?

Chen Che had learned his lesson . He skipped the question and started talking about her food business plan : First , the money still needs to be earned by the bastards . Second , there are quite a lot of people from Beijing here . One bite of your candied haws will tell it 's not authentic . As for the last one , I tell you , you can't open it .

Chi Leyou was puzzled : the Malatang tools can also be shipped by sea .

Ugly Telephone Pole : " Chi Guofu " is n't a well - known name . Let the professionals make the money . Later, Mr. Yang will sue you for trademark infringement .

Chi Leyou : I changed your name .​​​

When Shen Che was happy , sincerity was the ultimate weapon , and this girl listened to advice .

Out of curiosity , he couldn't help but ask : What was changed ?

The other party quickly sent a screenshot of the chat page .

A Q -comic " love head " that is very similar to Chi Leyou . Chen Che 's nickname is : Ouyang Feng of Maple Leaf Country .

Crazy , make you crazy !

Anyone who dares to stop her food business plan will die .