Chapter 390: Dark History is Online Again
Gu Sanqiu held Hu Tao's shoulders and turned her around. He took off her hat, put it on his own head, and began to comb her hair.
"Are you cleaning the house? It's unbelievable that your hair is so messy at home."
"What do you care about me? Where's the comb magic weapon you promised me?"
"Well, I wouldn't have remembered it if you hadn't mentioned it. Here you go."
Gu Sanqiu freed his hands and took out the magic weapon and handed it to Hu Tao.
"It is an absolutely high-quality magical weapon. Each tooth of the comb can be separated and used as a flying sword or a flying needle. It also has a very good element conversion efficiency as a whole."
Gu Sanqiu thought for a moment and said, "Well, to be honest, if you are hungry in the wild, you can catch a prey, slice it, put it on the comb, heat it up, and add seasoning . It's like a miniature barbecue grill."
"But remember to wash it after use."
Gu Sanqiu put the hat back on Hu Tao's head: "Based on your habits, I seriously doubt that you will go out with hair that smells like spiced barbecue."
Walnut bared his teeth and said, "It's very rude to say that to a girl!"
"The premise of being disrespectful is that the girl really would not do such a thing, but could our Wangsheng Hall Master ask himself?"
Hu Tao successfully fell into autism. From childhood to adulthood, she had never won an argument with Gu Sanqiu, and her record was purely losing.
Every time Gu Sanqiu said something, it was closer to the truth and more heart-wrenching.
"Okay, I've said everything I need to say. "
Gu Sanqiu turned and ran away: "I'm leaving. Don't go to my house to look for me in the near future. I definitely won't be at home."
"Wait a moment."
Kurumi ran over and reached out to take out the Homa Staff.
"I know that I can't fully utilize his power with my current strength, but I think you should need it."
"Need not."
Gu Sanqiu patted Hu Tao's shoulder and said, " When have you ever seen me do anything that I'm not sure of? I have so many cards in my hand that I can use them as mahjong tiles."
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Kurumi was stunned for a moment, then she smiled very obviously.
This time, the great master of the Wangsheng Hall is about to turn the tables and become the master. The negative record from small to large is about to usher in a glorious transformation!
"Yeah, you never do anything you're not sure of."
Hu Tao snorted twice. "Back then, you and Xingqiu chiseled a small hole in the wall of the women's bathhouse, covered it up with something, and secretly sold it to some pervert groups."
"Not only do you sell them, you charge by the hour, and you even have to keep the location of the holes a secret, or you'll report them because you already have the client's family information."
"You are so well prepared, Qiuqiu."
"You two's plan to make money failed before it even started. This is all thanks to Sister Ningguang and Sister Beidou."
"I also heard that if some repeat offenders had not been caught for this matter, you two would never have gotten away with just a beating."
"We were all just kids back then, you two were just crazy about making money!"
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Gu Sanqiu covered his face with his hands, then squatted down, and finally lay down.
For the first time in his life, he was defeated in a verbal confrontation with Walnut, or it could be said that he suffered a complete defeat.
"Who told you this?"
Hu Tao raised her head proudly and said, "Sister Beidou, I once told her that I never won an argument with you, and she told me this in secret. I have to say that you and Xingqiu were really outrageous when you were young."
Oh my god, it’s Sister Beidou.
Gu Sanqiu had a blank expression on his face, and he really wanted to drill a hole through the bottom of the Death Star.
Walnut looked at his little friend with a hint of disgust in his eyes.
"Because Sister Beidou told me that this is just one of the ridiculous things. So why did you have to get so caught up with this kind of thing before?"
"Of course it's because there's no threshold to doing this kind of thing, and the payback period is very short and the money comes quickly... No!"
Gu Sanqiu came back to his senses and realized that now was not the time to explain this, or perhaps he had already found a reasonable reason to escape!
"I'm leaving. Goodbye. The light of the new era is still waiting for me to welcome it."
Hu Tao curled her lips and said, "The light of the new era, then why don't you say that the Seven Stars are still waiting for you to inherit the ruling position of the Geo King Emperor and lead Liyue into a new era."
"You can't just say this..."
Gu Sanqiu broke into a sweat, then waved at Hu Tao with a smile.
"Although you have guessed that I wanted to find an excuse to change the subject and get away, I didn't lie to you."
“I really want to witness the arrival of a new era.”
"Only by witnessing the arrival of the times and keeping up with its pace can we ensure the smooth operation of many things."
Simply put, although I am not too interested in the adventurous life of the golden retriever and emergency food couple, I must keep track of their movements.
At least we can analyze where this guy will cause trouble next based on his movements.
Although Liyue does not have paparazzi, it has many highly professional intelligence spies, not to mention that he also has members of the Ten Gold Society that he can use. Wan Ye and Ming Lei are no pushovers either.
Moreover, with the Golden Retriever's magical passive ability of "causing chaos wherever it goes", it doesn't require many professional personnel to investigate the other party's movements.
Of course, it would be a different story if this guy lit up most of the teleportation anchors and flew around.
"Tsk, I'll definitely go ask Sister Beidou more questions later to find out if there's anything else you and Xingqiu know that we don't know."
Hu Tao now seriously suspects that these two Qius did countless ridiculous things when they were young, and they could even publish a book called "Ridiculous Travels in Liyue Harbor".
"That's totally unnecessary."
Gu Sanqiu disappeared with a smile, and flew towards Mond. The route he took was still along the official road of Guiliyuan and Dihuazhou.
Of course, it’s not that he doesn’t want to go in a straight line, but if he goes in a straight line, there is a high probability that he will collide with the snow-capped mountains. The extremely harsh sky and climate make the area around the snow-capped mountains a forbidden area in the air.
Although the harsh weather can be offset with the help of the rock ridge shield, it is not completely impossible to fly in a straight line.
But he had no interest in that strange Frost Nail.
This kind of thing is closely related to high-level bosses, so it is better to avoid it as much as possible.
Well, the golden retriever is about to come out anyway, so why not just let him step on the landmine when the time comes? (crossed out)
Gu Sanqiu clapped his hands in satisfaction. As expected of me, this method of letting the golden retriever walk in front is so convenient.
At worst, you can give more Mora and gold, silver, jewelry or something like that as compensation. If that doesn't work, some secrets that can be told can be used as a reward to bribe the golden retriever.
Old man, Wendy and the others didn’t say anything, didn’t tell you anything, and just let you go to the dungeon and see it slowly by yourself?
It doesn’t matter. Come, the handsome, smart and perfect incense burner will tell you.
Come, come, uncle will show you a big treasure~ (unzip.JPG)
But we still have to carry forward the finest tradition of the Liyue people. Following the contract has its pros and cons, isn't that right?
The condition is to let you use your powerful aura of the protagonist to try to step on the landmines. It is a very simple thing. By the way, you can also complete commissions from various parties to earn extra money. Isn’t it great value?
Gu Sanqiu said, "I have already written the script for you, and we are just waiting for the protagonist to enter."
