Chapter 5 Chapter 5 How to take revenge on the sea crucian carp...
It is known that there was only one cat at the scene besides Yunyun, so which cat was spreading rumors outside?
So hard to guess :)
The orange cat and the tabby cat fought so hard that the sky was dark and their fur was flying all over the sky.
In the end, the tabby cat couldn't withstand the physical suppression of the orange cat and ran away in shame with its tail between its legs.
There is still one kitten left to take care of.
With a sour face, Yunyun went straight to the express station to settle the score with the sheriff. From a distance, she saw the black and white cow cat and the two stupid dogs chasing each other in the small square in front of the station.
An orange cat rushed to join the chaotic chase, but it was helping the two dogs to chase the cow cat unilaterally. Once it caught the cow cat, it punched it with a meow punch.
The stupid black and white dog was frightened and kept howling "woof" and didn't dare to move forward. The other stupid yellow and white dog with big ears was aroused and kept howling "werwerwer", which made Yunyun's ears hurt.
Even the students couldn't help but stop and watch, and the scene was filled with chaotic shouts.
"Boss! Boss, I really know I was wrong." The cow cat shouted.
When the owner of the express delivery station heard the noise, he put down his work and rushed out. He immediately saw his cat being beaten violently by the stray cats in the school. He rushed over and picked up one of the cats in one hand and held it under his armpits.
Yunyun was suddenly picked up, and her four cat paws slid weakly in the air.
"Stop arguing, what are you arguing about? I'll put you both in the hospital soon." The boss's voice was louder than the three small animals he raised, and his strength was also incredible. "No more arguing, just be good and obey, okay?!"
Seeing that it had human support, the cow cat cried out in grievance.
cut.
Yunyun looked at it with disdain, kicking her legs to try to break free from the shackles, but her head was squeezed and deformed in the boss's arms and she couldn't get out.
Yunyun yelled at the boss: "Meow!"
Wait until I call the sea crucian carp over and see how you bully me!
The boss didn't understand, so he yelled at him in the same way: "Meow!"
The orange cat was petrified.
How could someone swear like a cat!
"Meow, meow, meow, you keep calling. You usually seem very well behaved, so why are you beating up my cat?"
The boss put both cats down and spoke to the orange cat earnestly: "Aren't the two cats usually playing well together? Why are you fighting? If my cat does something wrong, I will help you deal with it. What's the big deal about using claws? Ask your big cat to come over and have a good talk with me."
Yunyun held her breath: "Meow meow."
I don't have any other big cats at home.
The boss also didn't understand what Yunyun was saying. He nodded in agreement, "That's right, harmony brings wealth. I promise not to fight anymore."
Yunyun: ...
How can you be like this!
The orange cat listened with one ear and let it out with the other. When the boss turned and left, it raised its white paw towards the sheriff.
"Hey!" The boss suddenly sensed something, turned around abruptly, and pointed at Yunyun seriously.
The orange cat was stunned for a moment, then lowered its head as if nothing had happened and licked its paws.
I didn't hit your cat.
The peace lasted until the boss came in.
The sheriff was truly honest now. He quietly moved away from Yunyun and defended himself ruefully, "I really didn't mean to reveal it."
"When we left the classroom, a tortoiseshell cat overheard our conversation. He told Huahua about it, and Huahua then got the other cats to surround me and force me to tell them. The two dogs can vouch for me!"
Yunyun looked at the two dogs warily.
As soon as it made eye contact with the yellow and white big-eared dog, it suddenly nervously barked at Yunyun: "werwerwerwerwerwerwerwer!"
The stupid black and white dog followed suit: "Woof woof woof woof woof!"
The sheriff looked left and right, and felt that he couldn't fall behind, so he stretched his neck and said, "Meow——"
Yunyun was really about to be annoyed to death: ...
The boss came out from the inner room again and punched the two dogs and the cat on the head.
He didn't use much strength, but he managed to scare all three guys.
"Can you guys learn from him?" The boss pointed at Yunyun and said, "Look at Xiao Huang, he doesn't even bark."
Now the four little animals are all well behaved.
Yunyun always felt that the sheriff's master was a mysterious person.
He took note of his boss's actions and planned to try again next time he had the chance. However, he didn't dare to put the cow cat and the two dogs together, so he quickly took the sheriff away.
The cow cat meowed as it walked.
"I was terrified at the time, but saving the cat was more important, so I told everyone."
After hearing the explanation, Yunyun was really glad that she had beaten Huahua up just now.
This stinky civet cat.
The sheriff wanted to comfort him, but he wasn't very good at it: "It's okay, Boss. There are so many cats that have lost their testicles now. You were just pinched by a human, it's not gone."
But word has already started to spread in the cat world that he doesn't have a bell.
Yunyun hit the sheriff with a cat claw.
The sheriff jumped up in shock: "Don't be too angry, Boss, I have another plan!"
Yunyun looked up at it and was about to ask what the plan was when she saw the sheriff's owner holding a food bowl and calling to the two cats: "Jinbao, come here!"
The two cats remained unmoved.
The boss just kept shouting "Li Jinbao, Li Jinbao." The cow cat turned around and asked Yunyun, "Who is Li Jinbao?"
Yunyun looked at the sheriff worriedly and began to doubt the plan he had come up with.
The boss over there finally gave up on correcting Cow Cat's name and quickly said, "Captain Yun, come over for dinner!"
The cow cat ran over quickly.
Yunyun: ...
The names the boss gave to the dog and cat are full of his yearning for money. The big black and white dog is called Zhaocai and the cow cat is called Jinbao.
The other yellow, white and black big-eared dog is called Congratulations, but there is no small animal called Get Rich yet.
Yunyun suspected that the boss might want to find a match and adopt a calico cat to bring home as a fortune.
Seeing that the sheriff was happily eating, Yunyun licked her lips, estimated the time, and remembered that the younger students from the Cat Association should be bringing the meal, so she prepared to go back and eat before coming to see him.
As soon as I turned around, the owner of the express delivery station called out again: "Xiao Huang, come and have dinner too!"
Hearing that he also had a share, the little yellow cat Yunyun ran over happily.
The boss is very good at cooking. He makes his own cat food, which is very delicious.
The kitten quickly finished the food in its own bowl and then reached directly into the sheriff's bowl to devour it.
The sheriff was pushed aside and felt very aggrieved: "Boss, this is my kitten bowl..."
The orange cat snorted coldly and didn't make room for it.
It’s just an ugly iron basin, what’s there to protect!
He will definitely have a better looking kitten bowl than the Sheriff in the future!
He snatched a bite of food from the bowls of Zhaocai, Gongxi and Sheriff respectively. The dogs and cats did not stop him and waited until he finished eating before continuing to eat.
Yunyun licked her paws with satisfaction.
I am so mean to steal the cats and dogs' lunch.
After the two cats had eaten and drunk their fill, Yunyun, like the old man, collapsed on the grass, revealing their snow-white furry bellies, ready to listen to the sheriff's sinister plan.
"Boss," the Cow Cat muttered, "Let's just do it again, just like we did a while ago."
Yunyun remembered that last year a student didn't look at the road and stepped on his tail, and he hasn't apologized yet!
During that time, he gathered all the cats in the school to catch mice and send them to that student every day, which led to the mice in the school being almost extinct...
He thought this incident would have a strong deterrent effect on college students, but there were still some ignorant people who came forward.
"There's no way we can use the same old trick again," Yunyun said. "There are no more rats in the school."
The sheriff said, "We can go to his class and cause trouble!"
…
The next day, the well-informed tortoiseshell cat got a paper copy of He Jingyuan's class schedule from somewhere and gave it to Yunyun.
A group of illiterate cats gathered in the parking lot. One cat occupied the back seat of an electric scooter and looked at the class schedule, unable to tell up, down, left, or right.
Yunyun was staying far away from the car, so she called the old white cat who could read over and asked it to read to her.
"Hey, that's too many words," said a young big white cat.
Yunyun pretended to understand and insisted on explaining: "They are all like this when they learn to cultivate humans."
"I have to exercise after class. Every day I run back and forth looking for the classroom with a pile of books that could knock a cat out. This way I can deal with the bad humans who make trouble when I'm repairing them in the hospital."
The other cats suddenly understood and nodded. No wonder there were so many classes. It turned out that they were just for physical exercise.
The little orange cat swung his tail proudly, so it was the right choice for him not to fight the sea crucian carp head-on.
If you get knocked unconscious by those thick blue books, you’re really doomed!
He can't understand the words, but he still wants to make suggestions.
The sheriff slammed his paw on the paper. "Then we'll mess up this class!"
Old White Cat explained to Yunyun: "Medical Advanced Mathematics is the class that I couldn't understand."
"No, I'll get sleepy." The little orange cat yawned loudly. "My eyelids start drooping before the class is even halfway through."
"oh oh."
The tortoiseshell cat pointed casually: "How about this one?"
Old White Cat: "This is internal medicine."
Yunyun immediately rejected the idea, saying, "I remember this class had the thickest textbook."
"If that human throws the book at me, won't I turn into a kitten?"
"If he throws the book over himself, I won't be able to scratch it with my claws!"
"Besides..." Yunyun said worriedly, "Isn't this lesson very important? What if he doesn't learn it well and ends up damaging humans in the future?"
The tortoiseshell cat tilted its head. But their goal was to take revenge on this rude student, so why should they consider what would happen to humans?
No one dares to disobey Boss Yunyun's ideas, but as a younger brother, he still has to show the right attitude.
The tortoiseshell cat respectfully asked, "So what about us...?"
The old white cat understood Yunyun's thoughts and recommended, "Then let's take the calligraphy class. I heard from humans that this class is an elective and not very important..."
How does that saying go, if you choose an elective, you must skip it, if you choose a compulsory course, you must skip it… Although I don’t understand what it means, it’s an unimportant class anyway, and it can still teach him a lesson.”
Yunyun thought for a long time and finally nodded.
Cats of all colors immediately started to come up with bad ideas:
"That's great. Let's all rush in and tear off his paper!"
"And then use your claws to scratch him into shavings!"
"I think it's feasible..."
Yunyun cleared her throat and said, "It's okay, I'll make my own arrangements."
Normally, the cats have a clear division of labor. When the sheriff comes up with bad ideas, Yunyun gives orders, and Huahua leads the other cats to follow the orders.
Lately he doesn't want to play with Huahua, and no one brings other cats to mess around.
Yunyun didn't trust these stupid cats, so she just went to cause trouble herself.
Plus the human being, the sea crucian carp...
I owe it a hundred cans of cat food after only a few encounters. If I meet other cats, won't I be heavily in debt?!
That won't work.
Sea Crucian Carp can only owe his own cat cans, but cannot owe cat cans to other cats!
A group of cats casually held their first meow conference on how to take revenge on sea crucian carp.
The tortoiseshell cat took the class schedule and threw it into the trash can to destroy the evidence.
When I ran back, I saw a human junior walking towards me.
Just as it was about to yell at everyone to be careful, it saw its fearless boss Yunyun panic-stricken and jump onto the roof of the carport.
Tortoiseshell cat:?
…
As He Jingyuan walked over, he saw a group of cats staring at him vigilantly.
I felt a chill for no apparent reason.
...Did he wander into some crazy cat party?
The young man looked around among the cats but didn't see the familiar long-haired orange cat.
Strange, I clearly saw it just now.
After a night, He Jingyuan felt guilty and immediately came out with a can of cat food flavored with goose meat to apologize to Yunyun.
The kitten's whereabouts were difficult to track, and later He Jingyuan heard a member of the Cat Association say that a group of cats were playing here, so he thought of trying his luck.
I saw an orange kitten from a distance just now, but when I got closer, it disappeared.
I didn't have much cat food with me, so I couldn't feed these kittens.
In addition, cats have a rather domineering personality. If Yunyun smells the scent of other cats on him and feeds other cats the canned cat food that he prepared for him, he will probably be furious again.
Since he has decided to bring Yunyun home, he will not do anything to let Yunyun down.
He Jingyuan thought he was seeing things and didn't plan to stay any longer. When he was about to leave, he suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from above his head.
He looked up and saw that the canvas carport was unable to support the piglet and had formed a dent, with four cat paw prints clearly visible.
He Jingyuan couldn't help but take a few steps forward, and the other cats were frightened and ran away in all directions.
He ignored the other cats and reached out to poke at the dent in the carport, touching something soft.
"Meow!" This thing made a delicate sound.
He Jingyuan continued to poke.
"Meow!!"
As the saying goes, three times the worst, the thing on the carport moved to the edge, and out popped out an orange cat's head and two white kitten paws.
Yunyun climbed onto the edge of the carport and meowed awkwardly.
What are you doing moving around?
I'm going to wait until I'm done causing trouble before I talk to you ^●︿●^!