Chapter 527 Let’s Divide the Admirals
Su Xia was silent for a long time.
He thought that he had originally promised Xiao Zhai to fill this port area with everyone's laughter.
It is Xiao Zhai's job to make jokes, and it is his responsibility as the admiral not to make jokes.
"I want the port to be filled with everyone's laughter... It's like a country can't improve the happiness of its citizens by distributing welfare. The naval base must be on the right track before considering other things. I have done so many things, all to lay the foundation for making this port filled with everyone's laughter." Su Xia said affirmatively, "So there is no problem."
"Yeah." Xiao Zhai nodded.
"In that case, as an admiral, I have done so many things, working hard to get the garrison back on track and fill this port with laughter." Su Xia said, "I am absolutely qualified to question Xiao Zhai's service department. It has been running for so long and has not received a single commission."
"Hmm..." Xiao Zhai bit his lips lightly and slumped on the table, completely speechless.
Su Xia likes to bully Kanmusu, but it's just a little bullying. Seeing Xiao Zhai looking hurt, his heart softened. He reached out and stroked the girl's soft hair, comforting her: "It's okay, it's just like this at the beginning. Wait, there will be many people entrusting Xiao Zhai's service department in the future, and by then Xiao Zhai will definitely be too busy because she won't have time to play games."
Xiao Zhai raised his face from his arms and blinked his big watery eyes at Su Xia: "Really?"
"Of course. And I will help Xiao Zhai too." Su Xia wondered whether she should lobby Fletcher later. Wasn't she worried about so many younger sisters?
"Yeah." Xiao Zhai stretched out his hands and pouted, "I set up this service department just to help the admiral."
"Want to help me? I see... Thank you so much, Xiao Zhai." Su Xia said, "Please trust the Admiral, the Admiral will definitely make this port area full of everyone's laughter. It just takes a little time."
"I believe in the Admiral." Xiao Zhai nodded heavily. "What is the Admiral going to do next? Is there anything I can do to help the Admiral?"
Su Xia opened his mouth and closed it again, because he had no ideas or plans, as if the author was stuck.
Su Xia didn't say anything. Xiao Zhai looked at him and tilted his head. She guessed why: "Isn't the Admiral prepared?"
Su Xia smiled. He felt a little embarrassed. However, he had been an admiral for so long. In a sense, the new admiral knew nothing. For this reason, he often pretended to be pretentious in front of others. Now he really knows a few tricks. At that time, he said, "I have a lot of preparations, but they are not mature enough. I am still thinking about how to do it... Xiao Zhai, do you have any ideas?"
"No." Xiao Zhai muttered, "I only know... the admiral hasn't come to our house to play for a long time. Sister Miao often asks me how the admiral is doing and whether he wants to play with me. She must be missing the admiral."
Xiao Zhai thought for a moment and added, "Even if it's that dead otaku girl... who always says that the admiral's gaming skills are terrible when playing games, that Dark Souls was hacked by others, that Sekiro was abused by Madame Butterfly, and that she plays the game with Wind Spirit and Moon Shadow, if you were there, she would definitely abuse you... She would definitely miss you too."
Su Xia scratched her hair, she really didn’t understand these things. Forget about Bismarck, but does Bei Zhai also know that he misses him?
"Let me see." Su Xia said, "Let's go over and play sometime when we have time. I miss them, too."
"snort!"
Suddenly there was a soft snort.
Su Xia looked in the direction of the voice and saw Xiao Hua sitting there. She didn't wear her hair in two ponytails today, but tied her beautiful white hair into a single ponytail. She liked to sit by the window in the activity room because the light was good and it was more suitable for reading.
"Xiaohua, what are you humming?" Su Xia asked.
"Nothing." Xiao Hua paused, still wanting to say something, "I just wanted to say that Xiao Zhai said Bismarck and Bei Zhai missed you, so you were going to go and accompany them... Do you know how many people in the entire garrison miss you? They just won't show it in front of you, and there's no Xiao Zhai to help speak for them."
"Xiao Zhai, tell me, you have to go and accompany Bismarck and Bei Zhai. The others will have to wait without Xiao Zhai's help." Xiao Hua continued.
"I just said that Sister Miao and that otaku girl wanted the admiral, I didn't ask the admiral to accompany them." Xiao Zhai said, "I know there are many people who want the admiral and need him to accompany them... and the admiral has been to our place several times , which is already a lot, we can't be too greedy... I was just talking."
"I know you're just talking." Xiao Hua said, "I was just talking too. When the Admiral heard that Bismarck and Bei Zhai missed him, he wanted to take time to accompany them."
Xiaohua looked at Su Xia, pushed up her glasses and lowered her head to read again. It was a book about philosophy, and sometimes she would come across something she couldn't understand. Philosophy is really difficult. Anyway, she would never read novels in the activity room again. It would be embarrassing to be discovered. She also cleared away all the novels hidden in the cabinet. She is now invincible.
Xiao Zhai looked at Xiao Hua and suddenly said, "Xiao Hua, you suddenly interrupted me. Is it because the admiral has never been to your house?"
"Not really." Xiaohua said.
"Xiaohua is a tsundere." Xiaozhai said.
"I'm going to chop you." Xiao Hua said as he took out a small axe from somewhere. The axe blade sparkled in the sunlight. It was a sharp small axe that had been opened, and the little "truth" was also a truth.
Xiao Zhai was feeling a bit disappointed, but he couldn't help but say something more: "Xiao Hua is getting more and more skilled at picking up the axe. He is worthy of being called Little Washington."
"You are worthy of being called Little Tirpitz." Xiao Hua knows Xiao Zhai's weaknesses very well. Xiao Zhai doesn't like Bei Zhai and doesn't want to become that big guy. "In the future, I will definitely become exactly like Bei Zhai, staying up late to cultivate immortality, playing games, and drawing pornographic books."
"I will never become that guy. If I have to become one, I will become like Sister Miao." Xiao Zhai said, which is a complete lack of self-awareness. Little did she know that no one, including Bismarck, had any expectations of her. There was no doubt that she would definitely look like Bei Zhai when she grew up. Of course, the little one is much cuter now than the big one.
Only Xiao Luo sat in Su Xia's arms, raised her head and asked him: "Admiral, what is the little yellow book?"
"It's nothing." Su Xia looked at the innocent Xiao Luo. There are so many children in the garrison who don't look like children. Let alone Xiao Zhai and Xiao Hua, who are little brats, Clarkston is in love, Sigsby is really a goblin, and Ugolini is not much better. There are only a handful of people who are consistent and innocent, and Xiao Luo is one of them. "Xiao Luo doesn't need to know."
"Oh." Xiao Luo nodded. She was a sensible little lady and would never ask random questions.
Su Xia watched Xiao Zhai and Xiao Hua finish their quarrel, and finally spoke up: "Xiao Hua, you are so angry because I have never been to your house."
"No. And I'm not angry." Xiaohua said, "But you promised a long time ago, two months ago, to come to our place, and you said you would repair your computer, but you haven't gone yet."
Xiaohua thought that sister Washington often pretended to be indifferent and asked her about the admiral's situation, and often went to the bar at night just to wait for the admiral to show up. And sister North Carolina, they wanted the admiral and looked forward to the admiral.
"I forgot." Su Xia said. He was confident that he was a man who kept his word. If he didn't agree, he would just say it casually. If he agreed, he would definitely keep his word. Of course, there would be exceptions when he tried his best. "I'll see when I have time."
"Don't check when you have time." Xiaohua said, "Check when you have time. You never have time. I'm usually perfunctory like that."
"I definitely didn't think of perfunctorily treating Xiaohua." Su Xia assured, raising his hand, "I swear."
"Woof." Xiaohua suddenly called out.
Su Xia was stunned for a moment before she realized why Xiao Hua suddenly barked. It should be a mockery of those who kept saying "I regret I am a dog". Swearing is actually no different from farting.
It must be said that the little girl who usually has a stern face suddenly "woofed" so cutely. Su Xia had to express her opinion without a doubt, and said: "Okay, if Xiaohua doesn't believe it, let's do this... tonight, tonight I will go to play with Xiaohua."
Su Xia will no longer easily ask to help clean up the computer.
"I won't force you. Just do what you want to do." Xiaohua said, "I'm just talking."
"No pressure. I just want to go." Su Xia said quickly. Even if it was Xiao Hua who was reasonable, girls were girls and needed to be coaxed.
Xiao Zhai sat on a high stool, swinging his legs. He took out a bag of potato chips and ate them while watching the fun. He said, "The Admiral is a man with a lot of sins."
"It all started because of you." Su Xia reached out and rubbed Xiao Zhai's head, then pinched the little girl's face. That chubby face felt really good to pinch. Little girls are the best in the world.
"I'm not talking nonsense." Xiao Zhai said, "Sister Miao and that dead otaku girl both want to be the admiral."
"Yes." Su Xia felt weak all over now, and he also felt that he was a sinful man.
"And I want to be the admiral too." Xiao Zhai said.
Su Xia smiled.
"I want to be the admiral, too." Xiao Luo has always been a repeater.
"I miss you too." Su Xia said.
Since the stool had no backrest, Su Xia could only lean on the table. No matter how she thought about it, there was no way for an admiral to face hundreds of ship girls... Not to mention accompanying them every day, it was impossible to accompany them every few days or every week. She sighed and said, "I can't think of a way. Do you have any ideas? How can I spend more time with everyone?"
"I have no choice." Xiao Hua curled her lips at Su Xia, "Go on, continue the marriage, and get more marriages."
"You should get married if you want to." Xiao Zhai reminded Su Xia, "Xiao Hua is just talking. Admiral, you can't ignore those who love you. Why flirt with them if you don't want to marry them? Flirting with them without taking responsibility is a scumbag's behavior."
"Hmm." Su Xia snorted.
"Admiral, don't be so discouraged." Xiao Zhai said suddenly, "There is still a way."
"What's the solution?" Su Xia asked hurriedly, desperate to try any possible means, not to mention that Xiao Zhai could be quite reliable sometimes.
"There are several hundred right?" Xiao Zhai asked.
"Yes." Su Xia said.
"Divide the admiral into several hundred pieces, and give each person one piece, so that everyone has a piece of the admiral to accompany them." Xiao Zhai shook his head, "Take it out and look at it when you miss the admiral."
"I'll die if I do that." Su Xia said, "Xiao Zhai, don't say such horrible things."
Xiao Zhai stuck out her tongue. Of course she was just joking.
"Let's talk about something serious." Su Xia said, "How to make this port full of laughter? Spending more time with everyone is a good way, but I still need to learn to be an excellent admiral, and I can't spare so much time to spend with everyone in a day... But when I learn it, I will have more time in the future."
Xiao Hua sneered when he heard Su Xia's words, thinking that with your talent, no matter how hard you try, you will not be able to surpass sister Washington, sister Enterprise, sister Missouri... and so many other people. After all, it is a good thing for the admiral to want to become excellent instead of just eating and waiting to die. It also doesn't mean he should bury his head in study every day and ignore everything else. Anyway, he should control it within the limit and cannot be stopped.
"Besides this, what other good solutions are there?" Su Xia said, "What else needs to be done?"
"The cafeteria has been reformed, the office is being reformed, exercises and expeditions have resumed, and communication with the outside world has also begun. Now the garrison is basically on the right track. Next, we just need to follow the procedures." Su Xia said, "The rest are the details."
"Yeah." Xiao Zhai said.
"Anyway, I only have one person, and this problem can never be solved," said Su Xia.
"It's not bad actually." Xiao Zhai said, "Compared to before, when I often didn't see the admiral for a long time, now I can see the admiral every day, and I can talk to him anytime I want, which is already very good. I'm just saying, Sister Miao and Bei Zhai miss the admiral."
Su Xia sighed, thinking that beauty was truly a great favor to him.
"Anyway, there is no way to solve this problem. We can only start from other aspects." Su Xia said, "All the problems we discussed before, such as underground casinos, must be solved. We must think of ways to solve the conflicts between everyone. And everyone must have some problems that bother them. It seems that Danyang was troubled by her identity. She is a fishery official, but she has a close relationship with the Japanese. There are many conflicts between the fishery official and the Japanese."
Xiao Zhai applauded: "The Admiral has an idea."
This time, Su Xia simply reached out and hit Xiao Zhai on the head.
"I can't count on Xiao Zhai's service department." Su Xia found that Xiao Zhai was staring at him, "Isn't it... Even if there is hope in the future, there is really no hope now."
“If you want to know what problems are bothering people,” Su Xia said, “there is a place to find out.”
"I know where it is." Xiao Zhai raised his hand high. The little guy didn't want the big guy's smart brain to be too lazy to think about the problem and unwilling to use it in the right way.
"Oh. Where is it?" Su Xia asked.
"At Sister Exeter's place. Admiral, am I right?" Xiao Zhai said, "No one trusts the admiral, and the admiral has only recently started living in the garrison permanently, and he has a lot of things to do every day. Sister Exeter is the most reliable."
Su Xia nodded slightly.
