Chapter 530: Outsmarting London Students
Su Xia is very confident in his barbecue skills.
Of course, the person concerned is confident, but objectively speaking, his barbecue is probably just like that, which is open to discussion. It is nothing more than brushing a layer of oil on the tin foil first, then putting the meat on, brushing oil again, and turning it over from time to time. Whether it is salty soy sauce, oyster sauce, sweet honey, all are brushed on the meat, and all kinds of spices are sprinkled on it. There are many problems.
Even so, as long as you know how to turn the meat over at the right time, as long as you know not to just chat and wait until the smell of burning appears before remembering that you are grilling the meat, as long as you know to move the meat aside when it is cooked to avoid it burning, it will be like a god in front of the British who are almost cursed by the cuisine.
Su Xia didn't know if it was because of his good cooking skills, but he was very confident that even Yixian might not be his opponent. Or maybe it was because of his identity as the admiral. The meat grilled by the admiral must have a great appeal to the ship girls. A piece of meat was snatched away by everyone as soon as it was grilled.
There are no failures in Su Xia's products. No matter how popular the barbecue is, it is not enough for three people to share.
Until he heard the sounds of "Woo" and "Woo" and something rubbed against his pants. He lowered his head and saw the ferocious tiger looking at him expectantly with its big eyes. Su Xia finally remembered that the ferocious tiger had not been fed for a long time because there were no failed products.
Su Xia quickly picked up the delicious roasted beef and put it on the ground.
"My barbecue." Even if he has eaten a lot, he will never get tired of the admiral's barbecue and will always be wanting more.
"It's obviously mine." Su Xia said. Not only was he responsible for grilling the meat, he was also responsible for getting the meat from the food pick-up area. The girls sat still the whole time, and in fact, he didn't dare let them move because he could do a lot of fancy things every time.
Norfolk was playing with his phone and said, "It's not good to grill the meat too well. If it's grilled too well, there will be no meat to eat."
Su Xia withdrew his gaze from the ferocious tiger that was eating meat and looked at Norfolk. He wanted to refute her, but suddenly he didn't know how to refute her.
Su Xia finally gave up refuting. On the one hand, she really had no idea. On the other hand, the ferocious tiger looked so cute when eating meat. She asked curiously, "Does Qiuqiu usually eat cooked meat or raw meat?"
"Cooked meat," Norfolk replied.
"Don't you eat raw meat?" Su Xia asked.
"Eat," said Norfolk. "I prefer cooked meat."
"Why do you prefer cooked meat?"
"Cooked meat is delicious," Norfolk said as a matter of course.
Su Xia had seen a tiger, but that was all. He didn't know what the tiger's taste system was like, or whether it preferred raw or cooked meat. Anyway, the wild cat he adopted at home liked fried fish more than raw fish. There was nothing he liked more than fried fish. It was a pity that the cat died because it ate a rat that was poisoned from somewhere. He nodded.
Su Xia looked at the ferocious tiger. Seeing the tiger licking its nose with its tongue after eating the barbecue, she remembered the little-known facts she had seen on the Internet. At that time, she reached out and pressed the ferocious tiger's head, trying to pry open its mouth and look at its tongue.
"Admiral, what do you want to do?" Yonggan finished eating the grilled chicken wings and left the chicken bones on the ground.
"I saw pictures online and saw that tigers' tongues are covered with barbs. I wanted to take a look." Su Xia replied.
"Boring." said Brave.
"I want to see it, too." Guangrong said with great interest, "I'll help the admiral hold Qiuqiu's body."
Then, Guangrong and Suxia held down the ferocious tiger together. As an animal, it could not understand what humans said, so it resisted almost instinctively, struggling constantly, twisting its head and unwilling to open its mouth. So the ferocious tiger has a good temper, and it is not fierce even when treated like that. But it may be because it knows who they are, otherwise the tiger has no temper at all. How can a kitten have any bad intentions?
"What do you want to do with my big tiger?" a surprised voice came.
Su Xia looked up and saw a young girl standing there. She was the owner of the ferocious tiger. She had beautiful long gray hair. As the weather was getting colder, she wore a royal blue Victorian-style dress. Her chest was bulging and the buttons were about to fall off under the pressure.
HMS Kent, the first ship of the HMS Kent heavy cruiser.
The Kent in the game was very difficult to obtain when it was first implemented, and it is still not much better today. It has been modified, but unfortunately its strength after the modification is also very poor. Unless there are many restrictions, there is no chance of attacking. But those are not problems, as long as the illustration is cute, it is enough. Appearance is justice.
Anyway, Su Xia married Kent, mainly because there was no way to resist her outfit changes.
Even if Kent came, Su Xia still had no intention of letting go, and Guangrong would not let go even more. The beautiful woman was a regretful idiot. He explained: "I didn't do anything, I just wanted to see its tongue."
The ferocious tiger twisted its head and kept backing away, but Guangrong was holding its butt, so it could not move forward or backward.
"Why do you want to see the tiger's tongue?" Kent asked.
"Want to see the barbs on its tongue?" Su Xia said that the ferocious tiger is not a real beast, but a life like the ship girl, coming from people's thoughts and wishes, so anything is possible.
Kent didn't know why the two men wanted to see if her ferocious tiger had barbs on its tongue. To be honest, she didn't know either, but she felt sad. The two men held her pet down and said, "It won't open its mouth if you do this... If you want to see if the tiger has barbs on its tongue so much, let go of the tiger and I'll let it open its mouth."
Su Xia and Guangrong let go of the ferocious big tiger, only to see Kent rub the fierce big tiger's cute big head, and the fierce big tiger rubbed it on her hand. Then she stretched out her hand and put it in front of the fierce big tiger's mouth to let it lick her palm. Then she lay on the fierce big tiger and said something, and easily pried open its mouth, revealing its bloody mouth.
Su Xia looked into the ferocious tiger's mouth, and Guangrong also looked inside curiously, with his head close to his.
Su Xia was a little concerned about the fragrance of Guangrong's hair floating to his nose, and her scattered hair falling and touching his face, making him feel a little itchy.
Guangrong didn't care about it at all, he only cared about the ferocious tiger. He reached out and touched the ferocious tiger's tongue, and said excitedly: "It has barbs, and it feels a bit hard."
As expected, he was an idiot. He just stuck out his tongue and touched it, then said, "There are no barbs on my tongue."
Su Xia is an animal lover who knows a lot about animals. He said, "The barbs on a tiger's tongue are used to scrape the meat off the bones... and you don't need to scrape the meat off the bones."
"Why do we have to scrape the meat off the bones?" Guangrong squatted on the ground with his hands behind his back.
"Animals don't have as much to eat as humans do, so no food can be wasted." Su Xia explained patiently, "Survival of the fittest. Tigers without barbs on their tongues can't survive as long as tigers with barbs, and they are gradually eliminated. Of course, this gradual process took many years... That's it, I can't explain it all at once."
"I don't understand." Guangrong was very honest.
"You can find out if you look at Darwin's Theory of Evolution." Su Xia said, thinking that Darwin's Theory of Evolution has also been questioned by many people. It's like the problem of transitional organisms. Organisms evolve continuously in the process of survival of the fittest, and the process of leaving the original form must leave traces, but it is difficult to find transitional organisms in the process of paleontological research.
"I don't want to see it." Guangrong asked, "How can we, the ship girl, explain how we got here?"
Su Xia opened his mouth, speechless. This question touched upon his blind spot in knowledge. He had learned a lot of knowledge, but until now, people had not reached a unified conclusion on the emergence of KanColle. KanColle came from people's thoughts and wishes, which was only the closest answer, but not necessarily the right one.
"How long are you two going to talk?" Bravely interrupted. "The meat is going to burn."
Su Xia reacted after hearing Yonggan's words. He was still grilling the meat, so he quickly looked at the grilled meat plate. Wasn't it already burnt?
"Can't you turn the meat over when you see it's burnt?" Su Xia said.
"Didn't you tell us not to do anything no matter what?" said Yonggan.
Su Xia sighed and said, "It's a different time now."
"The meat is burnt now. What are you going to do, Admiral?" Norfolk held his chin with both hands, glanced at Su Xia and said meaningfully, "I won't eat it anyway."
"I don't want to eat it either." Yonggan said immediately.
Guangrong didn't say anything, but he definitely didn't eat.
Su Xia didn't want to eat either.
"Otherwise..." Norfolk said as he looked at the ferocious tiger playing with Kent who was squatting on the ground.
Su Xia knew what Norfolk meant. He now realized that this girl had a dark heart. She just wanted him to feed the ferocious tiger with the charred meat, and then from now on they would be the same people and no one blame each other.
Norfolk noticed that Su Xia was looking at the barbecue plates in silence, and reminded her, "Don't waste food."
Su Xia picked up a piece of burnt meat with chopsticks, looked at it for a long time, and put it on the ground: "Come on, Qiuqiu, eat the meat."
"That," said Kent, "is burnt meat."
"It's okay." Su Xia said, "It's just a little bit burnt."
"But..." Kent said.
"Don't worry... Look how happy Qiuqiu is eating." As long as it's not burnt to charcoal, but just a little bit burnt, it doesn't matter to animals. The ferocious tiger has not eaten anything, or it has a huge appetite, so it naturally accepts everything. Su Xia looked at the ferocious tiger eating the burnt meat, and he leaned against the back of the booth involuntarily. His heart became dirty, although it has never been clean.
"What does Kent usually feed Qiuqiu?" Su Xia asked.
"Meat," Kent said. "Big tigers don't eat vegetables."
"I heard Qiuqiu... Isn't your name Qiuqiu?" Su Xia suddenly realized that Kent had never called the ferocious tiger "Qiuqiu".
"Qiuqiu is the name they gave me, I don't like it." Kent said, "Admiral, do you think Da Lao Hu or Qiuqiu sounds better?"
"It's all right." Su Xia said. He was not good at naming after all. "I heard that Qiuqiu doesn't eat raw meat?"
"Yes." Kent said, "In the past, I helped the big tiger to roast the meat and feed it to it." Now everyone helps to roast the meat, because the ferocious big tiger is also a member of the garrison.
"Kent can also barbecue." Su Xia said in surprise.
"Yes," Kent said.
Su Xia was about to speak. Yong Qian grabbed his hand and said, "I know what you want to say, Admiral. It's not possible, because Kent's cooking teacher is from London. Her name is Teacher London."
"Don't talk about bravery," Norfolk said dissatisfiedly.
Su Xia was a victim of London's cooking skills and fell silent immediately.
"I think the admiral should try Kent's cooking." Norfolk is a man with bad intentions. Who knows where his bad intentions come from? Because in history, he participated in the operation to encircle and annihilate Bismarck. He has been using radar to track and monitor Bismarck, like a hunter chasing his prey, and watching the prey gradually lose the ability to resist due to exhaustion. Isn't this a great process?
"Kent doesn't like cooking, so why did she learn cooking from London?" Norfolk said, "Because London told her, 'As a qualified wife, you must have a specialty dish.' In other words, Kent learned cooking for the admiral. Isn't the admiral touched at all?"
"No , no." Kent denied it naturally.
Su Xia suddenly thought of a question, why did the ferocious tiger have such a good appetite and eat any meat? It suddenly made sense. The meat was not cooked at all, or it was a little burnt. Compared with the food prepared by Kent, a student from London, it could be considered a delicacy?
"The Admiral will be eager to try some Kentish roast," said Norfolk.
Su Xia smiled for a long time. She had suffered a loss once and really didn't want to suffer a loss again. Even if London was special, Kent's level wouldn't be too bad after learning from London. But Kent seemed to be looking forward to it. Su Xia couldn't hurt Kent's feelings, so she said, "Well, I had a full lunch. Next time, definitely next time."
Kent was not stupid. She could tell that he was refusing the offer. She whispered, "I, I know my cooking skills are not good enough."
Kent said, tears flashing in her big eyes. She really tried hard, for the admiral, no matter how complicated the dishes were - the dim sum of the London teacher's finale, the Big Bang and the origin of life, were too complicated to touch, and she was about to learn the infinite sky, which was more advanced than looking up at the stars - she gritted her teeth and persevered, but the admiral still despised her.
Su Xia couldn't stand girls crying, so she glared at Norfolk and said, "Look what you have done." However, Kent's food is absolutely inedible, so what should she do now?
Su Xia coughed and said, "You guys are out of date. It's no longer popular for wives to do housework and prepare food for the family. That's exploitation of women. Now it's men who do that kind of thing, and girls just need to be beautiful... I should be the one grilling for Kent, my good wife."
"Hurry up." Su Xia waved at Kent, "Kent, sit here, next to me, preferably on my lap."
Kent was in no mood to care whether the admiral hated her cooking.
