Chapter 540: Tool Man
With her long, smooth pink hair tied up, Yubari, wearing a white coat, was busy working at the workbench.
That was an order from Project M. She wanted a super skateboard with electric gliding and multi-speed acceleration, as well as music playback and lighting functions, so that she could show off in front of the admiral and attract the admiral's attention.
Using a super skateboard to attract the admiral's attention, isn't such a big chest enough? Wear less and stick out your chest. You're already silly. Walk in front of the admiral and suddenly fall on him, with your chest against him. Isn't it more useful than a super skateboard? What a stupid skateboard, no one likes it except you.
Thinking of this, Yubari curled his lips, subconsciously lowered his head, and his eyes became more and more hostile. Breasts are mostly for the entertainment of men. If it is for yourself, girls don't need big breasts at all. Big breasts are not conducive to work. It is best to have a little to ensure the curvature of the girl's body.
In nature, it is the males who flirt and attract females in order to mate. Generally, pretty animals are mostly males. It seems that the ones with long, beautiful tails that can be spread are male peacocks, the ones that are majestic are roosters, the male mandarin ducks have more beautiful feathers, and so do the male ducks. On the contrary, females are relatively plain.
So what went wrong was that the status of men and women in this garrison was completely reversed.
In the end, there are too many people and too little porridge. If you don't fight while others do, you will have no chance. The internal competition is very serious.
Then what?
Yubari suddenly dropped the work at hand and slammed the table angrily.
You guys focus on attracting the admiral, and I'll help you prepare the tools, tool man?
What's the point of taking so many orders and making so much money, not to mention that most of the work is purely for help. Yubari, whose mentality suddenly exploded, no longer had the heart to work. After leaning back and resting for a while, he snapped his fingers and said, "Scumbag Su, pour some water."
"Coke." Yubari added.
The laboratory is equipped with smart home, and the name of the smart housekeeper is called scumbag Su. In short, as Yubari's voice sounded, a disposable water cup rose under the tap of the water dispenser next to the desk, and the tap automatically opened to flow out Coke, and then closed the disposable water cup when it was almost full.
Yubari leaned over the chair and leaned out half of his body to get a disposable paper cup. Suddenly, he felt that it was too troublesome and thought about getting an intelligent robot to take care of the work of serving tea and water. But then he thought that those intelligent robots would definitely not be able to withstand the tossing of those energetic little girls, so he decided to forget it.
Yubari, who was leaning back in a chair and drinking half a cup of Coke, felt much better. She planned to take advantage of the time to help Project M rebuild its skateboard so that she would have one less thing to do and wouldn't have to worry about that idiot with blond spiral curls harassing her from time to time. At this moment, she suddenly had the idea to add a little function to Project M's skateboard, since she was used to flipping over anyway.
Yubari chuckled, put down the disposable water cup, moved the bench forward, and prepared to start modifying the skateboard.
"Ding ding, alert, intruder, scumbag Su."
The alarm suddenly sounded. Yubari straightened up and looked towards the laboratory door, squinting his eyes slightly.
How come you have time to come here today, Admiral?
The admiral can know about the smart home, but she named the smart housekeeper "Zha Su", and has set the admiral that the admiral cannot know about "Zha Su". Yubari pointed her finger at the ceiling and said, "Zha Su is in hibernation."
Yubari bit her knuckles lightly and thought for a moment. The naval base's smartest brain made it easy for her to figure out the admiral's purpose for coming. He must be here for something related to the Engineering Bureau.
After finishing the expedition and having a good rest, Su Xia left the office and crossed the square. During the journey, she almost walked into the awesome alchemy workshop. Fortunately, she did not walk in, otherwise she would have been caught by the awesome and used as a guinea pig for drug testing and would have found it difficult to leave. So she came to Yubari's laboratory.
Su Xia wanted to take a good look at Yubari's laboratory, so when she came here last time, she heard Yubari specifically remind her not to touch the machines and equipment, and she could only look at them from a distance and not play with them. If she wanted to visit the laboratory, she had to have someone familiar with her around, and the most important thing was to work.
When I found Yubari, I saw her sitting in a chair in front of the workbench with her eyes closed.
"Yubari." Su Xia walked over and called softly. If Yubari didn't respond, she would be asleep, so she could wait or leave and come back later.
"Yeah." Yubari opened his eyes, as if he suddenly found Su Xia appeared, "Admiral... why are you here?"
"What's the matter?" Yubari asked.
"Come and take a look." Su Xia walked to the workbench and looked at the skateboard on the workbench. As an outsider, he could only watch the excitement and could not tell what was going on. "By the way, let me ask you about the Engineering Bureau."
As expected, the admiral must have come for something, it is impossible for him to come to the laboratory to talk to her for no reason, Yubari thought to herself, feeling a little depressed, and said: "No problem, it's a piece of cake."
Yubari began to talk about the Engineering Bureau. First of all, the role of the Engineering Bureau is to use something called outfitting drawings. When the Deep Sea Eagle was defeated, the Ship Girl Headquarters sent a lot of outfitting drawings. That kind of thing can only be obtained from the Ship Girl Headquarters to strengthen a certain type of ship.
Yubari explained in detail about the Engineering Bureau. How to improve everyone's strength is not that the more you invest, the more you gain, but that you only need to invest a small amount of outfitting drawings in the early stage to improve everyone's combat effectiveness, and you must invest a large amount of outfitting drawings later. Which ship type to invest in research first is a problem. Anyway, there are really many problems.
"I've roughly calculated the input and return. Admiral, take it back and have a look. Just notify me when the time comes which type of ship to invest in." Yubari said that the matter of the naval base was definitely the most important thing, and all work was pushed to the Engineering Bureau first. However, after the work was completed, no one asked about the progress of the work and no one was too lazy to report it.
Su Xia took the information handed over by Yubari and looked at it, muttering to himself: "For small ship outfitting drawings, destroyers will definitely be prioritized, followed by submarines. For medium-sized ship outfitting drawings, light cruisers will definitely be prioritized... It seems good to invest in heavy cruisers first, anyway, the requirements for light aircraft carriers to undertake escort work are not high. Finally, for large ship outfitting drawings, first..."
"It's up to you, whatever you want..." Yubari was in a bad mood and wanted to chase them away, but suddenly he thought of a very important issue. If he delayed the admiral's time until he got off work, the two of them would definitely go out for dinner together, and then do something at night... Who isn't a marriage ship?
Scientists also yearn for love.
They had a good chance last time, but No. 13 got there first, so no one disturbed them this time.
Yubari smiled and said, "I have been in contact with the people in the Engineering Bureau of the KanColle Headquarters. They said that it is not easy to obtain those outfitting drawings. Good steel must be used on the blade. The limited outfitting drawings are best used on those ships that often attack."
"That's for sure." Su Xia said.
"But investing a small amount of resources in the early stage can improve the strength of a ship type. You get what you pay for, but you need a lot in the later stage." Yubari said, "Instead of investing a lot of resources in one ship type, investing a small amount of resources to strengthen other ship types is also a good choice, right?"
"Indeed." Su Xia stared at the information in his hand. "Among the small ships, priority will be given to destroyers and submarines. Ships that are rarely used, such as supply ships and anti-ship destroyers, will not be considered even if the investment is small."
"Then the medium-sized ships are light cruisers, heavy cruisers, and light aircraft carriers?" Yubari drew inferences from one example, "The large ships are battleships and aircraft carriers."
"There are also battlecruisers and armored aircraft carriers." Su Xia thought that the garrison had many battlecruisers and armored aircraft carriers, and their combat effectiveness was no weaker than battleships and regular aircraft carriers.
"Missile battleship, large missile cruiser?" Yubari asked.
"We need to think carefully about those two types of ships," said Su Xia.
"So it's decided? Small ships, destroyers and submarines, medium ships, light cruisers, heavy cruisers and..." Yubari said, "I'm going to start research and investment."
"No hurry, don't worry." Su Xia said quickly, "Let me discuss it with the company first."
"Can't the admiral make a decision?" Yubari asked. She had now decided to delay time.
"Doctor, Doctor."
The loli's voice suddenly sounded, and Yuzhang's heart skipped a beat.
Two lolis ran into the laboratory.
"Mahan, Cushing, why are you here?" Yubari stood up.
"I want to ask the doctor to help me transform Alfred." The loli with light brown hair and ponytail is Ma Han. "The admiral is here too?"
"Yeah." Su Xia looked at the little girl - Mahan, the first ship of the Mahan-class destroyer. There was no remarkable record in history. There was a modification in the game, but because the skills were not strong enough, it was not modified. However, the portrait was very cute, and there was a small motorcycle named Alfred. "I came to Yubari for something."
"Oh." Ma Han responded and ran to Su Xia's side. He ran to Su Xia who was sitting on the chair, sniffed his chest, and then licked his face. "The admiral smells so good."
Su Xia covered the face that Ma Han had licked, and suddenly remembered that Ma Han was a deadly pornographic elementary school student.
Yubari looked at Ma Han lying in Su Xia's arms. She gritted her teeth and said, "You want me to help you transform Alfred into a robot, but I can't do it."
Ma Han hugged Su Xia's waist tightly, with a "pervert" expression on his face, and said: "The doctor will definitely do it. Please. I can give you all my pocket money."
"I don't want your pocket money. I can't do it if I can't do it." Yubari said. She thought to herself that even if she could do it, she wouldn't help you. "And what does Cushing want to do when he comes here? He wants to help you modify your motorboat." She was now focused on getting rid of the two lolis.
Su Xia looked at the blonde loli standing by the wall.
Cushing, Mahan-class destroyer, Mahan's sister. Similar to Mahan in history, she didn't have any special achievements, and received a total of three battle stars. The game illustrations are quite cute, especially the one of the big broken one. Anyway, Su Xia likes that child very much.
"I don't need it." Cushing shook his head, "I just came here to accompany my sister."
"That's it," Yubari clapped his hands and said, "Let's go. I have something to talk to your admiral about."
"I won't leave." Ma Han snuggled in Su Xia's arms and added, "You guys chat about your own things. I promise not to interrupt."
"Cushing , you come too, the admiral smells really good." Ma Han still hasn't forgotten her sister.
"Great." Cushing threw himself on Suxia, "King Cushing is here."
Mahan is a pornographic elementary school student, and Cushing is a heartless, careless and idealess child.
"Admiral." Yubari looked at Su Xia and shouted, hoping that he would stand up and speak.
Su Xia hugged the two little girls and said happily, " That's it. There's nothing to talk about anyway."
Yubari was furious and clenched his fists. As expected, he had no choice but to choose other methods. He said, "Mahan, I will help you think of a way to transform Alfred. Generally speaking, there won't be any problems... Let's go, don't disturb me and the admiral."
"Okay." When Ma Han heard that Yubari agreed to help her transform Alfred, he immediately jumped out of Su Xia's arms, "It's a deal."
"I'll try my best." Yubari said.
"Okay. Let's go, now." The Admiral can hold Alfred anytime. If the opportunity to transform Alfred is missed, it will be missed. Mahan pulled Cushing to leave. She knew something. "Doctor, talk slowly with the Admiral. We are leaving."
Mahan and Cushing left, and just as they left, another voice rang out:
"Doctor, Doctor."
Yubari narrowed his eyes and wanted to punch the wall twice. I don't usually see you guys coming here, why are you all here today?
Shinano walked in.
"Shinano, what's the matter?" Yubari asked worriedly with his arms folded across his chest and his legs crossed.
"Bombardment," Shinano said. "I want to bombard like a battleship."
Shinano was originally built as a battleship, but was converted to an aircraft carrier because the Japanese Navy suffered heavy losses in aviation after the Battle of Midway and urgently needed to replenish aircraft carriers . It is not surprising that Shinano, as a ship girl, dreamed of becoming a battleship like her two older sisters.
"Sister," Yubari said, "You are an aircraft carrier, not a battleship. You cannot fire like a battleship."
"I know." Shinano muttered with his head down, "I just want to..."
"Shinano, don't you have an experimental α-type weapon?" Su Xia interrupted. He remembered that Shinano had a special outfit in the game, a strange outfit for the turret on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier. "Can't you fire?"
Shinano bit her lip and shook her head.
Yubari watched Suxia staring at Shinano. The admiral seemed to be very interested in Shinano. No wonder, Shinano had such big breasts. She looked so mature but silly and easy to bully, which was very cute.
Finished.
Yubari narrowed his eyes.
