Chapter 547: Relaxation after Cream
Crash——
The sounds of people entering the water came one after another. Gu Sanqiu squinted his eyes and sank, leaving only his head above the water.
“It’s comfortable—”
Xingqiu also only showed his head and "floated" over.
"After the cream fight, come and soak in the hot springs. It's the ultimate enjoyment in the world."
"What I said is true."
Minglei and Manye were more reserved. They stretched their shoulders, leaned their arms and shoulders against the pool wall, and quietly felt the heat of the hot spring.
Even Chongyun can take a hot spring bath. After a long period of formal treatment and folk remedies, this shy boy with the physique of a protagonist can finally control his pure yang body.
I just don't know if I can suppress myself when a girl boldly expresses her love to me. This is what Erqiu, who has a lot of bad intentions, has always planned to do, but unfortunately he has never found the opportunity.
As we all know, even in the game, if you are targeted infinitely in one place, there will be a corresponding set of ways to deal with it.
Chongyun's life experience perfectly reflects this point. Now, even if Xingqiu has carefully thought out a routine, Chongyun, who has already gained experience, can always successfully circumvent it.
For him, he might even feel a different kind of sublimation...
"It's indeed very comfortable, but I didn't know there was such a place in Sanqiu's house."
Ming Lei exclaimed in amazement: "To be able to have such a large hot spring in Liyue Harbor where every inch of land is valuable, and these are two pools of pure natural geothermal hot springs, it really is rich."
"Of course, this is a pure natural hot spring, it is very good for the body."
It’s just that the Earth Fire River flowing below is the last line of defense built by the Gu family for Liyue Harbor.
Gu Sanqiu began to have wild thoughts. If he told them now that he was taking a comfortable hot spring bath on top of a super giant bomb, would they jump up with excitement?
Xingqiu turned to look at Chongyun: "You must want to go and see what the girls are like. You can't go, even though it's really exciting for a young person of your age."
"What, what do you mean by people my age? You guys are obviously about the same age as me!"
Chongyun was furious: "Why do you have to use me as an example, you bastard!"
The Fenglei duo beside the pool wall and the two heads in the hot spring pool spoke in unison.
"Because you are thin-skinned."
…
For a moment, Chongyun admitted that he had become a bad person. He really wanted to use all his strength to cast spells and talismans to freeze all these bastard friends!
But after thinking about it, I decided to give up, after all, my idol is still next to me.
"From a general rational point of view, it is normal for young people to admire women of the same age when taking a hot spring bath."
Zhongli smiled slightly: "Little brother Chongyun, feeling shy is just a normal reaction. Just face your heart and don't have too many distracting thoughts."
According to his impression, or if there is nothing wrong with his memory, it is completely impossible for someone to peek into the other side of the men's pool of the Gu family's two hot springs.
Not to mention the various formations over there, his own family members are crazy, and there are even weapons next to the hot spring pool over there!
Under normal circumstances, these so-called weapons are a kind of water entertainment toys that people can use to have water fights.
However, anyone who dares to have strange ideas and put them into practice will definitely be beaten to a pulp.
I have the impression that a former incense burner seemed to have protested to me, asking what to do if a female hooligan planned to do something bad to me, and strongly suggested that weapons be installed in the men's hot spring pool as well!
Weak boys must learn to guard against female hooligans with bad intentions as early as possible!
After all, this hot spring is not only for the Gu family. There have been gatherings like theirs before. There were many girls who liked him among the Fengxiang people of that generation. There was indeed a little girl with extremely strong fighting power and passion.
Having such concerns seems to be a normal reaction?
Anyway, after the little guy finished speaking, he was pressed into the ground by himself.
wrong……
Zhongli looked up, suddenly speechless.
Why did he think of that psychopath ?
Gu Sanqiu floated to the side of Xiao and said, "Brother Xiao, don't you two feel tired sitting on the steps like javelins? How about just sticking your heads out like me? It's very interesting."
This hot spring pool is also designed with steps. Although Minglei and Manye are also sitting on the steps, their postures are relatively relaxed, just like a gangster with his arms outstretched and completely relaxed.
This king and his minister are different. They sit on the steps like soldiers about to go into battle. It is also more like they are in a classroom with a serious teacher, where students have to sit upright with serious faces.
“Not really used to it.”
Xiao glanced at Gu Sanqiu and ignored the other party's temptation.
It was also his first time to take a hot spring bath, and he really couldn't be as shameless as Er Qiu.
Or it could be said that he had never been as shameless as Gu Sanqiu and the others in his life.
Gu Sanqiu drifted away a little bit, feeling quite bored. It seemed that he would not be able to see the interesting side of Brother Xiao. As for the old man, he had no such idea at all.
Lure the other party into soaking in the hot spring with only the head exposed, and then make their expressions soften like he and Xingqiu did. It is absolutely impossible to transform from a human into a slime.
Because the old man will quote classics and debate with you for a thousand years.
So here comes the question.
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Zhongli.
If I bottle and sell the bath water of an old dragon who has lived for at least 6,000 years to Keqing, can I get a high price? (crossed out)
As we all know, if a thousand-year-old ginseng becomes a spirit, its bath water will be extremely nourishing ginseng soup.
Whether it tastes good or not is another matter, but it should be effective, right? (cross it out again)
No, no, this question is too suicidal. Even if there is a chance to put it into practice, I must not do it.
It can be fatal!
Gu Sanqiu strangled the strange idea in his heart, and then began to think seriously about the possibility of transforming Liyue into a "tourist capital".
Although there are many places near the sea in Liyue, most of them are grasslands that can only be used for picnics. There are not many places like Mondstadt's Eagle Beach.
The few small places that can be called "beaches" are relatively close to the port and certainly cannot be considered tourist attractions.
It would be interesting if we built a tourist beach of similar scale and environment in Liyue, right?
But what makes them even happier is the group of shy adults.
However, the prerequisite for doing so is to settle the Yunlaihai area as soon as possible. He doesn't want the beach he worked so hard to build to become the location for horror and monster movies.
"Everyone, if it's almost time, get up. Even if the hot spring is good for your health, it's not good to soak in it for too long."
Zhongli stood up and put on a bathrobe. Although he had a young face, the words he spoke were extremely healthy.
It is these small details that will make people realize that the guest in front of them only has a young face, but his actual age is older than many people.
But considering the characteristics of Liyue, it seems normal to have such a character with a "permanently baby-like face"?
Gu Sanqiu floated in the pool again, looking as if he was too lazy to get up and was ready to soak in it forever.
"Sanqiu, let's go."
"Come on, there is drinking water and various beverages outside, just help yourself if you need them."
Gu Sanqiu spoke in a lazy tone.
Because after getting up, I have to do my work again.