Chapter 565: A Real Surprise
Su Xia hesitated for a long time. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't dress up as a princess.
Even if there is a surprise, what surprise can compare to his lifelong fame?
But after some bargaining, Missouri agreed that he didn't need to wear women's clothes to play the princess, as long as he wore a small crown that symbolized his identity. The surprise was still the same. After all, her goal was to laugh at him, and she just wanted him to be the reward after the righteous witch defeated the evil prince.
That's how it was, Su Xia wore the little crown she got from Cumberland and sat on a bench in the middle of the stage. No photography was allowed, and whoever took the photo would be recorded in a small notebook.
Missouri, who plays the witch, and Hindenburg, who plays the prince, stand on the stage and are confronting each other.
Missouri looked at Hindenburg, whose face had become much sharper after makeup and whose gray hair fell to his shoulders, and cleared his throat and said loudly: "Ah, look everyone, the evil prince is coming. Evil prince, I will never allow you to take the princess away. If you want to get the princess, you have to step over my dead body."
Hindenburg looked at Su Xia, and then at Missouri, who was holding a broom that had been transformed into a spear. She knew that the two of them had made a deal, but that was all. She still didn't understand. She didn't know why Missouri started performing, and what she should do.
"You don't dare to speak because you are afraid?" Missouri said, "If you are afraid, then go back."
"What..." Hindenburg said, the original script was not like this.
"Do you think I will let you go just because you pretend to be crazy?" Missouri said, shaking the spear in his hand.
Leon and Cumberland, a white-haired girl without a crown, stood under the stage. Hindenburg was still not getting the hang of things, and she was anxious. She couldn't help but remind him, "Hindenburg, what are you doing? The show has already begun."
"What started?" Hindenburg was puzzled, then realized, "There is no script."
"If there is no script, just improvise it, improvise and adapt to the situation."
"Oh... I see." Hindenburg was not stupid, so she didn't realize it even after Leon reminded her. She looked at Missouri standing opposite her and pretending for a long time. After thinking about it, she decided to cooperate. Otherwise, Missouri would definitely feel very embarrassed and end up torturing her.
Hindenburg hesitated for a moment, reached out to his waist, pulled out the sword that had been hanging on his waist, and said: "Go away, damn witch, the princess is mine." Since Hindenburg was often dragged by Missouri to participate in performances, he could now make up a few lines.
Missouri looked at Suxia and said, "Princess, don't worry, I will definitely protect you."
It's great that you don't need to wear women's clothes, just wear a small crown to get a surprise. Su Xia waited quietly for Missouri and Hindenburg to continue their performance. After waiting for a long time, neither Missouri nor Hindenburg spoke.
"Is the Princess too frightened to speak?" said Missouri.
Su Xia was stunned, wondering if Missouri was reminding him to speak?
It's not that easy to get a surprise. It turns out that he is not a background board. Su Xia looked left and right, thinking about what to say now. He coughed and said, "Ah, witch, go away. Don't worry about me. The prince's target is me."
"No. I will never abandon the princess and run away." Missouri said firmly.
Missouri turned again to Hindenburg and said, "Come on, Prince, let us fight to the death."
Missouri thrust his spear at Hindenburg and said, "Prince, watch this."
A performance is not a duel, and Missouri's movements were very slow. In fact, even if Missouri moved quickly and shot out a residual image, Hindenburg was the duel king of the garrison arena, and he could still easily dodge it. In short, Hindenburg easily dodged Hindenburg's work and then swung his sword at Missouri.
Hindenburg's movements were not fast, but Missouri did not dodge at all, so the sword hit Missouri's forearm. Fortunately, the sword used for the performance was just an unsharpened wooden sword.
Seeing that the attack was effective, Hindenburg snorted, "Get out of the way, weak witch. It's still not too late to escape now."
Hindenburg said, and out of the corner of his eye he noticed that Su Xia was watching their performance with great interest, and for some reason he became somewhat concerned. A thought arose uncontrollably in his mind - if she defeated the witch Missouri now, would the Princess Admiral belong to her?
Missouri covered his arm and said pretentiously: "What a fast sword, but I will never lose."
"Your arm is injured, and you can't even..." Hindenburg didn't know whether the thing Missouri was holding was a broom or a spear. He said it was a broom but it didn't have a broom head, and he said it was a spear but the handle was crooked. "You can't even hold a weapon steadily, and you still want to defeat me?"
"Hand over the princess obediently." Hindenburg tried hard not to look at Su Xia, hiding his inner thoughts. Who wouldn't like an admiral with 200% favorability?
"Don't even think about it." Missouri pretended to be injured in his arm and dropped the weapon in his hand. He pulled out a thin wand from his wide sleeves. "You never thought that I still have a wand."
Missouri waved his magic wand at Hindenburg, and the magic wand specially made by Indomitable immediately lit up and shone a beam of light on Hindenburg, saying, "Prince, you lose."
"Cunning witch..." Hindenburg covered his chest and took a few steps back, "What kind of magic is this?"
Missouri laughed, and Hindenburg was flustered.
"Transfiguration: Dog." Missouri said, "Quickly turn yourself into a dog, woof woof woof."
Just perform, what's the big deal about messing with people all of a sudden? You are the dog.
Hindenburg wanted to curse, but when she looked around she saw that everyone was looking at her expectantly.
I won't bark like a dog, I will never bark like a dog. Hindenburg thought about it. Bei Zhai loved playing games the most. He had heard those two strange names come out of her mouth many times. It seemed that he could use them now. He waved his hand and said, "My magic resistance is very high. Your little tricks are useless to me."
Missouri likes bartending, acting, and watching movies. She also likes playing games when she has nothing to do. It would be great if she could play games with the admiral. Unexpectedly, Hindenburg's words were exactly what she wanted. She smiled and said, "Your magic resistance is only 100, but my spell penetration is 200. Your magic resistance is insignificant in front of my spells."
"Be a good dog." Missouri reminded, "You can bite people even if you become a dog. I am most afraid of dogs."
If she could turn into a dog and bite people, she would turn into a dog and bite Missouri to death. Hindenburg was a little tempted, but she realized in an instant that she couldn't be a dog.
Hindenburg touched his pocket, which contained a beautiful badge that he had put in it at some unknown time. He said, "I have the Sunshine Badge, which adds 200 points of magic resistance."
"It's actually the Sunshine Badge that can increase magic resistance..." Missouri said in shock, "I was careless."
"I win now," Hindenburg said, but she didn't believe Missouri would just give up.
"Three hundred points of magic resistance greatly reduces the effectiveness of my spells." Missouri said, "Now the prince only needs to turn into a dog for five seconds."
Hindenburg was stunned for a moment, but soon realized that she was still playing with her and shouted, "It won't change for a second."
Seeing that he couldn't trick Hindenburg, Missouri laughed and continued to wave his wand, saying, "You're lucky this time. My spell didn't work. This won't happen again next time."
Hindenburg stared at Missouri, thinking that she had to teach her a lesson, not only forcing her to participate in the performance, but also bullying her. She said, "There will be no next time. Now it's my turn."
"Take my sword and die." Hindenburg attacked Missouri.
Hindenburg had a sword, while Missouri only had a wand but no shield. Hindenburg's attacks were very fast, one after another. Missouri was beaten back by Hindenburg, and finally put the sword on his shoulder and said, "You lose, now the princess is mine."
Hindenburg was somewhat into the play.
"I'm sorry, Princess, I lost." Missouri knelt on the stage, her pointed hat fell off, and her long hair slipped down.
Hindenburg sneered at Missouri, then turned and walked towards Susha.
"Princess, you are mine now." Hindenburg stared at Su Xia, wondering if he could take advantage of her.
Su Xia was not interested at first, but now she is eager to try and said, "Don't come over, don't come over."
Hindenburg imitated his favorite line: "Run, little girl, run! Hahaha~"
"Go away." Su Xia said loudly, "If you come over here again, I will scream."
"Scream, scream," Hindenburg said, "even if you scream your throat out, no one will come to save you."
Hindenburg had heard the joke, but Missouri did not jump out as a "broken voice".
Hindenburg grabbed Susha's arm and said, "Princess, come with me. I will take good care of you."
"Where are we going?" Su Xia struggled. "Bad guy, let me go."
"You want to escape after you're in my hands?" Hindenburg raised his eyebrows. For the first time, he found the performance so interesting.
"Even if you get the person, you can't get my heart." Su Xia said.
"Just the person is enough," Hindenburg said lustfully, "what's the use of the heart?"
"Okay." Su Xia lowered her shoulders, then raised her hand and spread her fingers. "You can obey me if you want, but I want this."
"What is this?" Hindenburg asked curiously.
"No, it's this." Su Xia raised both hands and spread out his ten fingers. "That's ten times. I want ten times."
"Hmm?" Hindenburg was still a virgin.
If the performance continues, it will be a plot that is not suitable for children, although there are no children in the performance department now. The only audience members, Leon, Cumberland and CV-16, are watching intently. Anyway, Missouri still took action and appeared as a narrator: "And so, the prince and princess lived a life ten times a day."
The stage curtain slowly closed, and the performance was over.
Su Xia almost took off the small crown on her head immediately, and asked impatiently: "Missouri, I am the princess, now where is the surprise?"
"What a surprise..." Missouri glanced at Hindenburg and motioned Su Xia to look over, "Is ten times a night enough?"
Su Xia understood what Missouri meant and was a little disappointed. Is this what they call a surprise?
Hindenburg also understood that Missouri just wanted to bring her and the admiral together, and smiled with relief. It is undeniable that Missouri usually liked to bully her, but he also helped her a lot, such as making fun of her when she wore a stupid outfit to go out as a reminder, teaching her how to choose clothes, and teaching her how to use cosmetics.
"Why does Admiral look so disappointed?" Missouri fixed her hair.
"No." Su Xia denied it hastily, to avoid giving Hindenburg the impression that he was disappointed with her. In fact, he also liked the girl with gray hair, big breasts, thin waist and long legs. Especially such a cute and beautiful girl who was easy to bully, who didn't like her?
"In that case, it is happily decided." Missouri clapped his hands and said decisively.
It was already late when Su Xia arrived at the performance department. After another round of fighting and performance, it was already after twelve o'clock.
After a simple tidying up, everyone left the performance department and headed for the cafeteria.
After lunch, Su Xia planned to take a rest. It must be said that there are no ordinary people in the Iowa class.
Su Xia left the cafeteria alone, and just as he walked out of the cafeteria he heard Missouri calling him to stop.
Missouri caught up with Su Xia and asked, "Admiral, you don't have any appointments tonight, right?"
"No." Su Xia replied.
"Then remember, Admiral, if someone invites you to stay overnight, remember to refuse." Missouri thought a moment and said, "You know Hindenburg's personality, right? She looks fierce but is actually a shy and silly girl. So when someone asks you to stay overnight, don't say you want to stay in her room tonight."
"Yeah." Su Xia knew Hindenburg's character. He looked fierce but had a feminine side.
"Then, at ten o'clock in the evening when everyone is ready to go to bed, quietly go to Hindenburg's room and go in without knocking," Missouri whispered, "Go into the village quietly and don't shoot."
Su Xia had no doubts.
But Missouri said goodbye to Susha and found Hindenburg.
"Um, Hindenburg..." Missouri said with his head down.
"Hmm?" Hindenburg asked.
Missouri bit her lip and said, "I have some bad news for you."
Hindenburg's heart skipped a beat, but he pretended to be indifferent and said, "What bad news?"
"I just asked the admiral..." Missouri said hesitantly, "The admiral told me that he is a little busy tonight."
"I understand." Hindenburg bit his lip and tried to calm himself down.
Missouri pursed her lips and said, "Hindenburg, let's go have a drink. I've learned a few new kinds of wine recently..."
"No," Hindenburg said, "next time. I want to go back and rest now."
"Are you okay?" Missouri asked.
"Nothing," Hindenburg said. "What can I do?"
Missouri suddenly hugged Hindenburg and said, "Well, Hindenburg, it's been a while since we slept together... Let's sleep together tonight. I'll sleep at your place."
"Um."
