Chapter 572: I am the best at cheating
That night, after everyone in the "West Sea Tour Group" in Mo Shuang Mountain had rested, Lao Jiang, Ruyue, Liu Hui and Hanhan secretly drove the Obsidian Star Orb to a small archipelago thousands of miles away from Jinling Island.
Liu Hui grabbed the steering wheel flexibly, stepped on the accelerator and rubbed her stomach.
"The seafood in the West Sea is pretty good. Senior Sister Qingshan treated us well too. She even hired a fairy chef to cook the food. The taste is amazing, but I ate too much."
The silly monster complained, a toothpick still in his mouth.
It seemed that he was reminiscing about the delicious seafood dinner he had in the afternoon.
Hanhan, who was sitting in the passenger seat, nodded repeatedly upon hearing this, gave the wolf demon a thumbs up, and said with a silly smile:
"Big lobster, delicious! Big squid, delicious too!"
"You still have the nerve to say that!"
The animal ears on Liu Hui's hair turned around, punched Hanhan, and cursed:
"You didn't leave any lobsters for me. By the time I finished eating the nine-star scallops and went over, you had already eaten all the lobster claws. You idiot, you said you would leave some.
You are disloyal!"
"You didn't give it to me, stay!"
Hanhansheng took a punch from Liu Hui and felt nothing. He stared at Liu Hui with his eyes wide open and complained:
"You ate all the Nine-Star Scallops! We agreed to keep them. You are so disloyal!"
Liu Hui was speechless after this complaint and counterattack.
Indeed.
The two big eaters had made an agreement before, but she didn't do it first, so it's not Hanhan's fault for taking revenge on her.
The two funny guys were fighting and playing in the front, while Lao Jiang was lying on a chair in the back, in Ruyue's arms, letting the secretary rub his head, humming all the time.
"Hiss, it hurts, it hurts."
Boss Jiang said:
"Qingshan was too ruthless, she almost split my head with a sword. That Jade Bee sword has some tricks. Our Lady Jin Ling is also hiding something.
On the surface, he is just an ordinary cultivator, but when he gets really ruthless, beating up an ordinary cultivator is like playing. No wonder he can gain a foothold on the edge of the Starry Sea and open up his own temple.
Sure enough, the Mo family are all a bunch of monsters. "
“But you won, boss.”
Ruyue gently stroked Lao Jiang's forehead and said:
“Without the crazy battle magic, I used the teleportation technique and the lightning control magic, combined with the Seven Lights Cleansing Curse that I just started to practice, to firmly suppress Senior Sister Qingshan.
If we really fight to the death, I'm afraid my senior sister won't last more than twenty rounds in your hands.
This is the case without using the Xuantian Sword.
Boss, you are the best."
"Hush, hush, hush, let's just keep this to ourselves. Don't let others hear it and say that I like to brag."
Boss Jiang laughed and said in a strange tone:
"But if it really comes to a life-and-death fight, Senior Sister Qingshan will definitely not go into battle alone. She has two 'summoned beasts', Song Fan and Wu Rui. Together, these three people are formidable.
And didn’t Song Fan say that?
After this trip to the West Sea, I will not return to the sect, but stay in the West Sea to help Qingshan maintain the temple. Wu Rui said he was traveling around the world, so I guess he will sneak over here when the time comes.
Tsk tsk, three of them together, so shameless."
"Boss, say something nice."
Ruyue glared at him, then she reached out her hand and tapped Lao Jiang's forehead lovingly, saying:
"I am a Mohist monk. I am very clean and I would never do such a dirty thing. That's why you are imagining nonsense."
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, let's talk about something else."
Lao Jiang closed his eyes and continued to enjoy Miss Bai Ze's finger massage. He said:
"What's going on over there on Calamity Island? How come it took just over half a month to create such a commotion? Did I underestimate the Eden people's ability to stir up trouble?
And Lao Shan doesn't care, maybe something went wrong?"
"Nothing will happen. Nia has gone there to check ahead of time. If anything happens, she will tell us."
Kisaragi said:
"It should be that group of Eden people who used some method to convince Lao Shan to support them in going out in a big way to sweep the surrounding areas. However, it is really shocking that a group of mortals could create such a momentum in just half a month.
Even with the help of Kunlun's magic sword, it would not have risen so quickly.
I'm really curious about how they managed to survive in this place full of evil cultivators."
"We'll know in a moment."
Lao Jiang said something, and then shouted to Liu Hui who was arguing with Hanhan in front of him:
"Step on the gas, are you driving a grocery car? Or have you changed your personality and given up speeding after transforming?"
"Tsk, boss, stop looking down on me."
Liu Hui replied bluntly.
The next moment, Xue Shiyan, with her bare feet and bells tied to her ankles, stepped hard on the accelerator.
With a loud splash, the Obsidian Star magic sphere broke through the speed of sound, creating a streak of water light on the calm surface of the West Sea and heading towards the Disaster Island.
Soon, they approached the archipelago, half of which was already controlled by the Eden people.
As a result, at a glance, a big fire was burning on a small island at the edge. In stealth mode, Lao Jiang looked down through the porthole and saw a group of monks flying with swords, running rampant in the fire.
These guys are fun to watch flying swords.
It's not just the sword cultivators who fly on their swords, but there are at least two people on each sword.
The person in front controls the flight.
There was a person sitting on the sword at the back, constantly throwing spells, fireballs, ice arrows and so on downwards. There were also a few body cultivators holding large earth-made bombs, who were carried into the air by the sword cultivator and dropped the bombs into the burning evil sect below.
The sword practitioners in Ku Mu Realm are definitely not capable of this strange way of controlling a sword .
This is so ugly.
It's too cheap.
As a sword cultivator, what matters is to be cool and handsome. It is not decent to lead people flying like this! How can this be tolerated?
"Good fellow."
Old Jiang's eyes lit up as he watched the Edenians and the little evil cultivators fighting each other. He said to Ruyue:
"They've brought out all the bombers. These guys are really good at it!"
"Boss, did you give them the spirit spear as well?"
Ruyue was very surprised.
While the sword cultivators were leading their men to fly and bomb, the evil cultivators who were burned by the flames were running away in panic, and were driven down the mountain like headless flies by the explosion.
But there was also a group of Eden monks lying in ambush at the foot of the mountain. They didn't use any spells or anything. They just carried various spiritual guns, from bolt-action rifles to shotguns, and there was even a spiritual version of a Gatling gun placed on the top of the mountain.
When those evil cultivators ran out, they were met with a storm of bullets.
They were beaten so hard that they cried for their parents and retreated, leaving their bodies behind. As a result, the body cultivators and werewolves brought by the sword cultivator jumped down from the sky and pounced on them and started killing them indiscriminately.
This operation, this encirclement, looks like an organized group battle.
There was also a group of spell-casting monks in the Qi training stage. Several of them stood together and learned to cast spells in a group without any instruction. They summoned spiritual energy to collide with them, turning it into the five elements of earth, which grew up like a city wall and blocked those evil cultivators in the valley.
Be ruthless and show no mercy.
Like a swarm of locusts, leaving nothing behind wherever they go, it is worthy of being called the fourth plague of Eden.
It’s really hard for these little evil cultivators in the West Sea who are treated as dungeons by them.
"The spirit spear was not given by me. Recently, Kunlun Square's production capacity has been very tight as it has to supply Fengming Country with military training. The spirit spears made by Wutong were all taken by Hongyan Society.
It is said that a group of mysterious monks are constantly purchasing spiritual guns, and it is said that someone wants to use our spiritual guns to cause trouble in certain places.
But I’m not worried.”
Lao Jiang admired the wonderful night battle below and said:
"These spirit spears should have been bought by the Eden people from the Hongyan Society. These guys really know how to combine advantages. But their opponents are a bit weak, and we can't see any tricks.
There's nothing to see here, let's go to Disaster Island.
After they finish dealing with this place, they will search the battlefield. It will take them several hours to finish the task.
Let’s go see Laoshan.”
The silly monster received the order and turned the steering wheel, allowing the Obsidian Star Orb to continue moving silently towards the Disaster Island without alerting the Eden people below.
A few minutes later, Lao Jiang and his four companions arrived at the Natural Disaster Island.
Lao Shan, this slut, is now facing the moon and practicing boxing on the mountain. There is also a little fan girl sitting on a rock next to him, looking at her brother Shan boxing with a fascinated look on her face.
Needless to say, this is Xiao Yaer coming.
"Eh? Didn't I tell you to stay in Baoping Mountain and not come out?"
Boss Jiang came over and said to Xiaoya:
"Why did you sneak out ? Shan Qiuli doesn't care?"
"Tsk, I'm here to work!"
Xiao Yaer glanced at Lao Jiang, pointed to the valley below, and said:
“These strange people on the Natural Disaster Island have ordered initiation services from our Hongyan Society, but their realms are generally too low, so we have to trouble our brothers and sisters to come.
So they asked me to give them empowerment and teach them the power.
In these seven days, thirty people have been forcibly raised to the Qi training realm. Speaking of which, Boss Jiang, where did you find these weirdos?
They all hang around me no matter what, and even secretly give me gifts, which makes me very annoyed and I can't get rid of them. "
"Ah, they are trying to get a mission from you."
When Lao Jiang heard this, he understood Xiao Yaer's situation. He shouted towards the old mountain ahead:
"Hey, bitch, stop punching and come here. Why didn't you teach Xiaoya to give them tasks? Such a good tool, it would be a waste if we don't use it."
"I did."
Laoshan came over, took the towel from Xiaoya, wiped the sweat off his body, then picked up the iced fairy wine next to him, drank the whole bottle in gulps, and let out a comfortable groan.
He said to Lao Jiang:
"But Xiaoya herself doesn't want to have more contact with the Eden people. I can't do anything about it. Besides, she doesn't have anything to give to those people to do."
"Okay, then what's the matter with destroying several islands in a row?"
Lao Jiang said straight to the point:
"They made quite a fuss. It is said that they killed no less than a hundred monks. All the independent cultivators thousands of miles away knew about it. If they continue to make trouble, it might attract the attention of the Mingli Academy."
"Don't listen to those people's nonsense."
Shan Qiuming waved his hand, laughed and said:
"The people of Eden slaughtered all the evil cultivators, all of them were dogs with human lives on their hands, and their death was not a pity. They took good care of the independent cultivators and just drove them away.
If I could give out tasks and offer rewards, I would definitely help out.
Those Eden people are really amazing. They have raised a large sum of money by fighting to support the war, forming alliances, and digging up the land. Only then did they ask the Hongyan Society to send my Xiaoya to give them initiation.
I didn't interfere with what they did these days.
You see this situation, it was all caused by them themselves."
"Yeah, those people are so fierce."
Xiaoya also spoke up:
"I saw them seal the corpses of the evil cultivators with ice, and sell the seized magic weapons and monsters to my Hongyan Society, and order a large number of Soul Gathering Pills to give to the spell cultivators to practice.
There are also people responsible for planning the attack, people responsible for contacting the surrounding forces, and people responsible for bargaining with me.
They are really good at bargaining, have a silver tongue, and spend every penny carefully.
The distribution is so detailed that everyone does their own thing.
They don't look like a group of independent cultivators at all, they look like a tightly organized small sect."
"etc!"
Lao Jiang sensed something was wrong from Xiaoya's words. He looked at Lao Shan and said:
"They froze the bodies of the evil cultivators they slaughtered? Are they trying to clean themselves up?"
"Well, it's not all frozen."
Lao Shan pointed to a medicinal garden with excellent growth outside the valley and said in a strange tone:
“We only collected those minor evil cultivators who were somewhat famous. The unknown ones were beaten to death and dragged into the fertile fields.
These guys are very vicious.
Not only will the evil practitioners be stripped of their clothes and belongings, but they will also use the evil practitioners themselves.
He is truly born with a talent for evil ways.
However, they did intend to clear themselves of the matter, which was to make a big deal out of the matter, and when the Mingli Academy sent people over, they would hand over the bodies of the evil cultivators to the official Immortal Alliance.
He wanted to use this method to change his identity into that of a righteous and independent cultivator who hated evil. He also planned to establish his own sect and even had a name chosen.
It’s called Mount Eden.”
At this point, Lao Shan hesitated. After a few breaths, he lowered his voice and said:
"These bad-hearted guys have also invited several evil leaders who have practiced cultivation nearby to come to the island to discuss things tomorrow. They have specially prepared a 'big gift' for those evil leaders."
“Tsk tsk, the depth of its viciousness is eye-opening to me.
I don't plan to stay in this place anymore , Lao Jiang.
If I stay with these evil-hearted people, I will be struck by lightning sooner or later.
You should select other talented people to lead them.
I still have some conscience, but I can’t do this job. I can’t do it.”
