Chapter 599 A Relaxing Night
Su Xia has seen many people say one thing in front of him and another behind his back.
For example, when I usually see her, she is a reserved, gentle, cute and pretty girl. But when I occasionally pass by a coffee shop and look in through the window, I see her chatting with people, sitting cross-legged on the sofa with her toes tapped, lying on the dining table with her legs draped over her, or lying on the sofa playing with her phone, with her clothes rolled up and her belly button exposed.
In contrast, U156 was consistent on the inside and outside. Even if he made a surprise attack tonight, without saying hello in advance or even knocking on the door in advance, the U156 he saw was still a cute little girl who was neatly dressed and sitting upright on the sofa watching TV.
At the same time, U156 heard the sound of a door being pushed open. She looked in the direction where the sound came from and saw Su Xia striding into the living room of their U-boat dormitory, where they had daily activities, and shouted, "Admiral."
"Admiral, what's the matter with coming to our dormitory?" asked U156.
"Can't you come if you have nothing to do?" Su Xia asked back.
"Yes." U156 said, "Welcome, Admiral."
"You're welcome." Su Xia walked to the sofa and asked, "Is U156 alone?"
"Yeah." U156 nodded.
"Where are the others?" Su Xia looked around.
“I don’t know.” U156 shook his head.
Su Xia sat on the sofa and carefully moved a little closer to U156, then a little further, wanting to hug U156 and get close to her. But for some reason she couldn't stretch out her hand, as she felt that it was a blasphemy to the pure angel.
Just bear with it. Su Xia finally controlled his evil hands and tried to divert his attention. He looked at the TV , which was playing a documentary. "What documentary is this?"
"Underwater hell - submarine warfare in World War II." U156 replied.
"Oh." Su Xia responded. He was watching TV. Even though he had been studying English hard at night, he still couldn't understand what was being said. Anyway, he could still understand the Chinese subtitles. "Sinking the Royal Oak... It's talking about U47."
Any program involving WWII submarines will definitely feature U-boats and U47.
"Any U-boat that is left alone is not far from death...but U47 is an exception." U156 said. Although she is not very fond of U47 who is full of energy every day as a ship girl, it does not prevent her from admiring the ace U-boat that boldly crossed the blockade of Scapa Flow, sneaked into the British Navy base and sank the Royal Oak battleship.
"U47 is very strong, but U156 isn't bad either." Su Xia looked at U156's profile. Her facial lines were very soft. "I remember that U156 had a total of more than 90,000 tons of damage."
"U47 has 160,000 tons," said U156.
"No one is as good as me. I have 500,000 tons of war results."
When the childish voice sounded, Su Xia felt a pair of soft arms hugging his neck from behind.
Su Xia looked back and saw a little girl with red hair and low twin ponytails standing there. It was U35.
U35 was a U31-class U-boat that served in Germany during World War I and mainly operated in the Mediterranean Sea.
This submarine may seem inconspicuous, but it has a record that makes all its peers ashamed - it has sunk a total of 224 ships with a total tonnage of an astonishing 539,741 tons. She is the U-boat with the highest tonnage sunk in history and the most successful one, and there is no problem even if the "U-type" qualification is removed.
It must also be mentioned that the U35 survived the war, although it was once transferred to the UK and eventually dismantled.
As for the U35 in the game, since it has not been modified, its strength is not very good, but because of its low durability, even if it is seriously damaged, it can be repaired quickly, and there are many opportunities to attack. In fact, those are not important. What is important is that her illustration is very cute, and it looks soft and must be very comfortable to hug.
"Senior U35," U156 said, "Indeed, everyone's results are not as good as yours."
Su Xia reached out and directly carried U35 from behind the sofa to the front, holding her in his arms , lowering his head to look at the cute little girl. As an admiral, he loved to bully ship girls the most, and he loved to bully those idiots and little girls the most. He laughed and said, "Although there are 500,000 battle results, they are all merchant ships, not a single battleship. It's like a soldier bullying civilians. What can I say?"
U35 opened his mouth and said, "Ah baba, Ah baba." That was the fact and there was no way to refute it.
Su Xia smiled and bit U35's ear. The little girl's ears were small and delicate. She said, "Although U35 in history only sank merchant ships, now as a ship girl, U35 has many achievements in sinking deep-sea ship girls. The current U35 is much stronger than that submarine."
"Not as good as U47. She has the medal for sinking a deep-sea flagship. Not as good as U81, U96, U156..." U35 said unhappily. She was afraid of comparison, but soon became excited. "But she is still much better than that idiot U1206."
U1206 was not commissioned until the end of the war, and on her first combat patrol she took on water due to improper sanitary equipment operation, forcing her to surface, where she was confronted by anti-submarine forces and finally had to surrender. Could there be a more stupid operation than this? In the face of this operation, even Shinano became remarkable, as Shinano was attacked and sunk.
"Are you so proud of being better than U1206?" Su Xia said, "U35 looks just so-so."
U35 suddenly wilted and stopped talking.
The documentary kept playing.
Su Xia hugged U35's belly and squeezed it gently, resting her chin on the little girl's head, watching the TV and casually saying, "Until now, people still don't know why the Ship Girl appeared. The most convincing theory at present is that the Ship Girl is the spirit and heroic spirit of the battleship, and comes from people's thoughts and wishes."
"The Ship Girl appeared after the Deep Sea Ship Girl appeared." Su Xia said to herself, "Why did the Deep Sea Ship Girl appear?"
Su Xia said to herself: "Some say it is because of the strong hatred or obsession of the dead sailors, which just corresponds to the appearance of the ship girls, the two sides of the same coin. The problem is that those deep-sea ship girls will attack you no matter what ship you are on, regardless of your nationality, as long as you appear in front of them."
"The most popular saying at present is that the sea has its own will. Humans have been recklessly exploiting marine resources and polluting the sea, which has angered the sea. It seems that a certain country is now dumping nuclear waste water into the sea without fear. In order to punish humans, deep-sea warships were created." Su Xia said, "Deep-sea warships only attack human ships and do not harm marine life. This is one of the evidences."
"If that's the case..." U156 said, "It seems like we are the bad guys?"
"How to put it... It's complicated, I don't know how to put it." Su Xia organized her words, "It's like people eat chickens and ducks. To chickens and ducks, people are bad guys. And to the sea, humans are bad guys. But for humans, there is no way to develop if we don't use the sea. Of course, discharging nuclear waste water into the sea is 100% wrong... The problem is that there are such shameless countries. What can you do?"
"I don't know how to judge good from bad." Su Xia said, "I can only say that the butt determines the head."
"It would be nice if the deep-sea ship girls could communicate. I want to be quiet with them." U156 bent down, hugged her knees and said, "Why is there war? Isn't peace good?"
"U156." Su Xia shouted. He was a little worried about U156 when he thought of the Laconia incident. "Peace is not that easy... I remind you that you cannot have any pity when you meet deep-sea ship girls on the battlefield. No matter how miserable they look, do not try to rescue them. Be careful of being attacked."
"I know." U156 said, "I just want peace. Before peace comes, I am a soldier, not a naive child. I will work hard to annihilate the enemy."
"Do you really know?" Su Xia was still worried.
"I know." U156 looked at Su Xia and nodded firmly.
"Okay." Su Xia thought for a moment and added, "Even those supply ships cannot be spared."
"We must not let the supply ship go." U35 said excitedly, "If we don't defeat them, how can we snatch their underwear and present their underwear to the admiral? The admiral wants their underwear."
"It's not underwear, it's trophies. Don't make me sound like a pervert." Su Xia explained patiently, "And it's not that I want those things, but the KanColle headquarters only accepts those things. You should ask Ella."
U35 hugged Su Xia's arm and laughed.
"Admiral, do you want peace?" U156 asked suddenly.
"Without the deep-sea ship girls, our ship girls would lose their meaning." said U35.
Su Xia was shocked by the little girl's words and asked in surprise: "Who taught you these things?"
"Isn't it?" U35 asked, blinking. "When the cunning rabbit dies, the running dog is cooked."
"Of course not." Su Xia said, "Even if there is no war, the army is still necessary. Even if there are no deep-sea ship girls and there is peace, ship girls are still necessary, and the naval base is also necessary."
"If possible." Su Xia thought, the ship girl was attacked by the deep-sea ship girl and lost her strength. She swam back to the garrison alone and found a good ship a few days later. It doesn't mean that there is no danger at all. After all, what if she can't swim back? In fact, this is also the reason why the ship girl will not stay away from the garrison or the base. "I still hope for peace."
U35 sat on Su Xia's lap, lying on his chest, and said, "I know why the admiral wants peace."
"Why?" Su Xia asked.
"Because now there is peace, we can salvage deep-sea ship girls." said U35.
"Even if there is peace... who told you that you can salvage deep-sea ship girls once there is peace?" Su Xia asked.
"Anyway, the admiral likes deep-sea ship girls." U35 said arbitrarily.
"Okay, okay." Su Xia pinched U35's cheek, "I just like deep-sea ship girls."
"I like it anyway." U35 muttered, "Which deep-sea ship girl do you like the most, Admiral?"
Su Xia thought for a moment and replied, "Deep Sea North House."
"I thought you liked the Fortress Girl the most." U35 said, "Is that Fortress Girl called Pachna?"
"I don't know." Su Xia said, "I like both Deep Sea North House and Fortress Princess equally."
"Why does the Admiral like them?" asked U35.
"Because she's cute." Su Xia said with a smile, and everyone on the deep-sea flagship gave her a thumbs up.
“Aren’t they bad people?” U35 asked.
Su Xia laughed: "As long as she's cute, anything can be forgiven."
“Eh?” U35 tilted her head.
"I like them, so what? Everyone loves beauty." Su Xia said, "No matter how much I like them, I won't let you see them deliberately letting me win. I will only ask you to kill them to pieces, because the deep-sea ship girls are our enemies."
"The Admiral is a scumbag." said U35.
Su Xia hugged U35 tightly, bit the little girl's ear, and said, "If we are at peace, then we are not enemies. Even if they are deep-sea ship girls, as long as they are willing to join us, they are our own people."
"You're overthinking it. There will never be peace between Ship Girls and Deep Sea Ship Girls." Su Xia thought to herself. There has been no news in the game about deep sea ship girls being allowed to be salvaged, and the game has been around for many years now. I don't know how many more years it can last.
"Let's not talk about that anymore. I'll just remind you that you must not show mercy when you encounter deep-sea ship girls on the battlefield, especially U156." Su Xia said.
"Yes, yes." U156 said patiently, "Don't worry, Admiral."
"Stop nagging." Su Xia looked around, "Where did everyone go? It's so late and they haven't come back yet."
"I went to the arcade." U35 said, "I didn't want to go, so I came back first."
"Oh, right." U35 suddenly got excited. "U96 is not here, let's go steal her canned fruit."
"It's not good." Su Xia said, stealing canned fruit from little girls, just thinking about it makes her feel... so excited, but as an adult she has to be reserved.
"It doesn't matter. She has collected a lot of canned fruits. Obviously, there is no need for them. We won't be caught if we steal two." U35 said, "You don't know that U96 counts her canned fruits every day. If the number is not right, she counts again. If it is still not right, she will search through the boxes and cabinets... It's like a hamster whose melon seeds have been stolen. It's so interesting."
"I secretly took U96's canned fruit, watched her count it, searched for it, and then secretly returned the canned fruit..." U35 said, "It was so much fun."
"You can't bully U96." Su Xia said.
"I'll just ask the admiral if he wants to go." U35 jumped out of Su Xia's arms.
"Go." Su Xia said without hesitation.
"Let's go together with U156." Su Xia said.
"I won't go." U156 said. "It's childish."
"If you don't want to go, then don't go. Admiral, let's go." U35 said, "I remind you, Admiral, you can secretly take U96's canned fruit, but if you are caught, put it down immediately. Taking her canned fruit in front of her will cause bad things to happen."
"What bad thing happened?" Su Xia asked.
“It’s not good anyway.” said U35.
So curiosity kills the cat. Su Xia wanted to know what bad things were. Not only did she steal U96's canned fruit, she also ate her canned fruit in front of her. In the end, she was knocked down by U96 and bitten hard.
All in all, Su Xia slept in the dormitory of the U-boat that night, playing games and telling stories with everyone. Just at eleven o'clock, some little girls dozed off, so she simply went to sleep. She woke up at seven o'clock the next morning, feeling refreshed, only to see the little girls still sleeping on the bed.
Even though Su Xia woke up early, she still had to wait until nearly ten o'clock to rush to the office. The little girl was really too troublesome and clingy. She didn't see the enterprise, but only saw the Victory.
