Cat language, like human language, has a variety of accents.

Perhaps it was He Jingyuan's first time speaking cat language, so he was a little unfamiliar with it and his accent was strange.

Add to that his subsequent behavior of rubbing his head, and the whole thing becomes the same for the kitten—

Want to stick.

Yunyun was immediately confused.

The sea crucian carp was the most impolite human being he had ever seen. How could he come up and ask for a close relationship with the cat?

The kitten was about to ignore this, but He Jingyuan probably realized that Yunyun was ignoring him, so he called out again: "Meow."

Sometimes humans really can’t do anything about cats.

Yunyun sighed and rubbed her furry little head against He Jingyuan's neck.

You can only post it this time.

The kitten rubbed against his Adam's apple, and a tiny tingling sensation spread across his skin. He Jingyuan couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Yunyun in his arms could feel the vibration in her chest.

I'm so happy just posting it.

Cat, I am so charming!

It rained heavily outside, but it stopped soon.

He Jingyuan asked the kitten: "Do you want to go back to your own cat bed?"

"Meow!"

After leaving the dormitory building, he asked again, "Which way should we go?"

Yunyun raised her paw and pointed to the right.

He Jingyuan blindly believed in the kitten's choice: "Okay, let's go here."

Yunyun's cat nest is quite hidden, and no student knows where it is yet. He Jingyuan can only follow the kitten's directions.

When he was halfway there, the cell phone in his pocket vibrated. He took out his hand and opened it to see that he had found the house he was looking for.

It’s a ten-minute walk to school. The house is fully furnished. I’ll find time to go there tomorrow to sign the contract. The next thing I need to do is take the cat back.

And there’s no guarantee that I’ll be able to take Yunyun home. I have to wait until the kittens are available for adoption. With so many people out there, I may not be chosen.

He Jingyuan looked at the well-behaved kitten in his arms, and suddenly a bold idea arose in his mind.

Otherwise, just steal the cat now.

The "well-behaved kitten" in his arms suddenly stretched out its claws and scratched the screen, interrupting He Jingyuan's thoughts.

"Hmm?" He Jingyuan lowered his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

The little kitten's paws kept scratching the cat-loving group on the screen, and Yunyun was meowing anxiously, signaling He Jingyuan to click in.

Although he didn't know many words, he still knew what his name looked like.

I just saw my name appear here at a glance.

He Jingyuan found that Yunyun was so unique that she didn't look like a normal kitten at all.

He clicked into the group, and the topic still revolved around Yunyun.

The pretty little orange cat is a little star at Yuncheng University. Any little noise she makes attracts a lot of attention.

He Jingyuan took more than a dozen photos of himself being forced to make cat paw prints, and he sent them all out.

Yunyun is unhappy.

This is such an ugly shot! It really damages his image!

He Jingyuan didn't think so and saved the pictures one by one.

[How dare you tease our school bully like this?]

[It's strange, has Yunyun been so approachable lately?]

[Rumors! Yesterday, when I passed by him, the bad cat panted at me. Who said Yunyun's temper has improved?]

[It seems to be the same person from the last meeting...]

[Same person…same person, haha, who knows if he washed his hands with catnip soap.]

There were a lot of sour comments below, and He Jingyuan became happier the more he read.

To Yunyun, he is a very special human being.

So He Jingyuan couldn't help but kissed Yunyun on the head.

Yunyun... Yunyun was almost losing her temper because of his kisses.

"They are all praising you." Taking advantage of the fact that the kitten couldn't understand, He Jingyuan lied with open eyes, "Our Yunyun is the best."

He Jingyuan relied on Yunyun's guidance and finally found the cat's nest.

Opposite the Qiying Lake where it often basks in the sun, walk along the wall of the teaching building and you will see Yunyun's nest - a very ordinary small cardboard box with leaves inside and a small plastic bowl next to it.

He Jingyuan was slightly stunned.

Yunyun stuck her head out and took a look, and was instantly furious.

My makeshift kitty bowl ahhhh!

Because it had just rained heavily, there was already some water in the temporary kitten bowl, and the corpses of those disgusting insects were floating on it.

The kitten broke free from its human's arms and ran to its own bowl, not daring to even touch it. It lowered its head to sniff, then raised its head and looked at He Jingyuan.

The grievance was about to overflow from his round eyes.

When He Jingyuan walked over, Yunyun made room for him and shrank into her cardboard box without saying a word.

Fortunately, the carton was still okay and not soaked in water.

The kitten tidied up the leaves inside, and when it went to look at He Jingyuan again, the young man just lowered his head and sent a few messages to someone. Then he sighed and came over to rub the kitten.

The Cat Association of Yuncheng University has only been established for two years, and everything is still in the exploratory stage.

Moreover, the core members are all students, and they often have different ideas, which makes it difficult to advance the kitten rescue activities.

It was almost at the beginning of this year that Fang Die, after consulting with members of the Cat Association of other schools, determined what the Cat Association currently needed to do.

The focus should first be on sterilizing the kitten, then treating the disease, and finally you can start considering improving the cat's quality of life.

After all, the original intention of the Cat Association was to reasonably solve the problem of the proliferation of stray animals in schools.

But when he saw Yunyun's kitten bed and kitten bowl today, He Jingyuan still felt a little bit sorry for her.

Yunyun didn't dislike the small box that bugs would crawl into from time to time. Instead, she lived in it comfortably.

He Jingyuan asked softly, "Are you used to sleeping here?"

Yunyun glanced at him, feeling completely baffled.

Of course he is used to it. He can fall asleep anywhere. He even slept soundly when he lived in a garbage dump with his mother.

Yunyun: "Meow."

He Jingyuan sighed again and touched him, wanting to take the box and the cat back together.

He actually did it and picked up the box.

The kitten suddenly jumped out of the box, fiercely hooked its claws on He Jingyuan's clothes, and screamed loudly: "Meow——!"

Someone come here, someone is stealing the cat's nest!

He Jingyuan had no choice but to put the box back and carefully maintain Yunyun's favorability.

He wanted to tie her up and force her to have sex, but Yunyun was notorious for her viciousness. If she really wanted to run away, even a professional cat-catching team wouldn't be able to catch her.

It’s better to be patient and persuasive.

He Jingyuan had no choice but to help Yunyun deal with the temporary kitten bowl.

The bowl was unusable, so he threw it directly into the trash can and put the food and bowl he brought from the dormitory next to the box.

"If you don't want to go back with me, forget it. I'll come to see you in the next few days." He Jingyuan said, "I'll bring you a new kitten bowl in a few days."

New Kitten Bowl?!

Yunyun's eyes lit up, and then she looked at He Jingyuan suspiciously.

Could it be another plastic bowl?

He wanted someone like the sheriff... no, someone better looking than the sheriff!

He Jingyuan said slowly: "It will take some time for the courier to deliver it, so please make do with it for now. I will come to you with a new bowl when the time comes."

It was delivered by express!

Yunyun meowed at him happily.

I'm going to have my own kitty bowl too?!

To express her gratitude to He Jingyuan for offering the kitten bowl, Yunyun mercifully rubbed his trouser leg.

The kitten is easy to coax, and now he thinks He Jingyuan is a very good person!

Seeing Yunyun like this, He Jingyuan really didn't want to leave, but there was no way, because the first class tomorrow morning was surgery.

He quickly searched his mind for how to say "goodbye" in cat language, but found that he had actually forgotten...

"Meow?" He Jingyuan asked with gritted teeth.

…

Why do you want to stick it again!

Yunyun had no choice but to favor the human.

He Jingyuan was addicted and started to meow again: "Meow."

The kitten silently pampered its human.

After he meowed here for a long time, Yunyun exploded in silence, curling herself up into a small ball of fur, leaving He Jingyuan with only a cold and resolute back.

No, there is something wrong with the sea crucian carp, right?

How did you get into university?!

He Jingyuan didn't understand anything, but he just found that this method didn't work.

But then I thought...if I were a human, I would probably be considered a psychopath if I chased a cat and frantically said "hello" without saying anything else.

He was silent for a while, then finally remembered the almighty internet and searched for cat language...

Read the above one by one.

Yunyun was forced to listen to a lot of strange grammar "play with me", "goodbye", "delicious"...

Kitten: ...I give up.

When He Jingyuan said "Awoo", Yunyun suddenly widened her eyes, her whole body shook, and she turned around and pounced on his hand as if it were prey!

…Ouch?!

Do you know what you are talking about?

"Such a big reaction?"

He casually glanced at the note behind "Awoo" on his phone,

The sound of a kitten in heat.

He Jingyuan: ...

The kitten was so angry that its sharp teeth were exposed. He Jingyuan quickly put away his phone: "I'm sorry, that's not what I meant..."

He would never show off in front of the cat until he learned cat language well.

Yunyun continued to attack He Jingyuan relentlessly, biting He Jingyuan's sleeve and holding on tightly.

He was a good little cat, and this was the first time he was teased by a male human!

Male! Human!

Even the stray cats in the school don’t dare to tease him like this!

"I really was careless..."

Any words seemed pale at this moment. He Jingyuan hurriedly rescued his sleeve from the cat's mouth. When he turned it over, he saw that two holes had been bitten on it.

Wen Sheng tried to coax Yunyun for a long time but failed to appease her.

He Jingyuan closed his eyes in despair.

...He would never speak cat language again until he learned it.

Fortunately, there is only one cat here, Yunyun... otherwise he would be blocked by the stray cats in the school.

…

After this happened, Yunyun was so angry that she couldn't sleep the whole night.

He Jingyuan ended up losing more than he gained. Tonight's plan to cause trouble did not get him scolded, but instead he was praised and even got extra points at the end of the semester.

Thinking back to the actions of the sea crucian carp, Yunyun was completely dumbfounded.

No, what on earth does he want to do? !

But he would buy himself a kitten bowl...

Cat brain overload...

The next day, the kitten went directly to the express delivery station to complain to his good cat friend, the sheriff.

When we arrived at the express station, we saw from a distance that the sheriff and the two stupid dogs were locked in a cage, with a bunch of kittens watching them.

When Yunyun walked over, the other kittens started talking to her, saying, "Yesterday, the Sheriff and the stupid dog played with their poop in front of the human cub, and the human cub almost picked it up and ate it."

Yunyun: ...

The orange cat looked at the sheriff with disgust and silently took a few steps back.

"How could I have known that a human cub would eat something like those two dogs?" the sheriff said, his face aggrieved. "And a student took a photo and posted it in the group chat, reporting it directly to the owner."

He was only detained for a few days before being released. The sheriff was in a good mood and immediately shifted his attention to Yunyun's paws: "Boss, when did you become a calico cat..."

"What do you know?" Yunyun raised her cat's paw to show it. There was still some ink on the pink pad. "This is a symbol of my hard work all night."

The other cats immediately started asking questions.

"Boss, how was the battle last night? Was he scared by you?"

"Was that human treated particularly badly?"

Instead of being disciplined, the man even teased him.

The orange and white kitten's face flushed a little. He cleared his throat and raised his head proudly: "Of course... of course."

"After I gave him a good beating, he took me back to the dorm, gave me a bunch of canned cat food, and even said he would buy me a kitten bowl!"

Yunyun lied calmly, "Afterwards, he even personally escorted me back to the cat bed and helped me catch bugs!"

The kitten emphasized again, "And he said he would give me a new, very beautiful kitten bowl!"

The cats all believed it and exclaimed in amazement.

The tortoiseshell cat quickly asked, "Boss, can you share some experience? I also want humans to submit to me!"

What's so difficult about this?

Yunyun made a paw-pressing gesture and said, "I just used ink to press a few paw prints on his homework."

Tortoiseshell cat: ...?

The tortoiseshell cat was confused. Would this method really work? Wouldn't it be easier to just tear up his homework and scratch his face into shavings?

Hiss, maybe the boss is more intimidating. Just by doing this, he scared the human to death.

The white cat raised a question: "But I heard some students say this morning that the old man liked his homework very much yesterday..."

Yunyun: ...

When the lie was exposed, the orange cat angrily drove the other cats away.

Imprisoned in a cage, the Sheriff has no way to escape and is forced to endure the wrath of the Cat Boss.

The two cats looked at each other for a while, and the little orange cat suddenly said, "You know, the sea crucian carp wants to give me a little cat bowl."

Sheriff: ...

"...Boss, I understand."

Yunyun chuckled and said, "It will definitely look better than yours!"

"Um……"

After getting the kitten bowl, Yunyun became more greedy. After showing off, she set her sights on the cat bed under the sheriff.

The orange cat showed an envious and greedy look.

The fluffy cushion looks very comfortable at first glance, and sleeping on it feels like lying on cotton.

The sheriff noticed something was wrong and stepped on the breast nervously: "Boss, this is my mat..."

Yunyun didn't care about that, she reached in and touched it...

It’s really soft!

"I know this is your mat." Yunyun retracted her claws with a lingering feeling and sat up straight. "Good things should be given to the boss, okay? Your food bowl, mat, and toys should all be given to me."

The sheriff said weakly, "The master won't allow it."

The bad orange cat bared its teeth at it and said: "If the master doesn't allow you to, then you won't give it to me. If the master doesn't allow you to play with shit, then you won't play with it?"

The sheriff said sheepishly, "That's still fun."

...It really doesn't make sense.

Fearing that his cat bed would be taken away, the sheriff tried even harder to cover his cat bed with his chubby body.

He suggested, "The human who gave you the kitten bowl will definitely give you the kitten bed. Boss, why don't you wait a little longer?"

Yunyun's face darkened: "No!"

The sheriff didn't understand: "Why?"

What else could it be? Can you just say that?

Yunyun looked around and there were no other cats.

There was only him, the sheriff, and two stupid dogs who couldn't understand cat language.

"You can't tell other cats." Yunyun completely forgot the lesson from last time and sternly warned the cow cat, "I'm telling you this because you're my confidant."

The Sheriff nodded expectantly, "Uh-huh!"

The more Yunyun thought about it, the angrier she became.

From the beginning, He Jingyuan touched his pouch, and then pinched his little bell...

Plus, he kissed his paw for no apparent reason yesterday, and was so attentive to him, giving him all the cat food and cans he could eat.

What's even more terrifying is that I said those words to him last night.

Therefore, there is only one truth!

The kitten felt hot all over, not knowing whether it was out of shyness or anger, and spoke with difficulty:

"He said he wanted to fuck me!"

Sheriff: ?????

The Cow Cat asked in disbelief: "Boss, didn't you beat him?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the orange cat in front of him showed an extremely tangled expression: "How do I fight this..."

"He said he was going to buy me a kitten bowl."

Sheriff: ………