Chapter 827: Demon Slayer (5)
The nine Yutie soldiers stared straight at Yu Gu'ao, their biological father.
He tilted his head, sideways, twisted his head, straightened his head, and even stood upside down, or turned his head 180 degrees, looking at Yu Gu Ao in nine strange postures.
The bodies of the nine fish-tie soldiers seemed as if each part of their bodies was a free creature, like a naughty child who was "disliked by dogs even when he was seven or eight years old", constantly changing into various postures.
When you raise your hand, your five fingers twist around.
When kicking, all ten toes dangle and get tangled.
Standing there, bouncing his butt up and down.
Twisting the waist left and right, the chest muscles shake.
Moreover, he kept burping and farting... In short, if the performance of these nine fish-tie soldiers were placed in a decent family in the secular world, their legs would have been broken by their own father long ago!
"Hey, Dad!" The Yutie Army chuckled!
Yu Gu'ao looked at Yu Tiejun warily. He said in a deep voice, "Tiejun, how do you feel now?"
Yu Gu'ao put his hands behind his back, and formed a strange seal with his fingers. The secret technique used to control the final Xiaodu Lu Yuan Mo was ready to be used. As long as he had a thought, he was ready to activate the secret technique and completely control the Yutie Army.
However, according to Yu Canglang's prior instructions, he also had to test what the current situation of the Yutie Army was.
Is the current Yu Tiejun still her, Yu Gu’ao’s son?
Or has he turned into a complete demon?
Yu Tiejun coughed nine times. He looked at Yu Gu'ao crookedly, pondered for a moment, moved his arms and legs in a mess, and laughed: "I feel pretty good... Well, in the past two years, my training went a little wrong and hurt my kidney meridian, so I'm a little overwhelmed when facing more than a dozen new concubines."
Yu Gu'ao widened his eyes and looked at Yu Tiejun in surprise.
Did your cultivation go wrong? Did you injure your kidneys?
What a joke, although Yutiejun's cultivation was not high before, he was also a "master" of the 27th level of the True Immortal Realm. A True Immortal, even if he was a True Immortal of the first level, would be free of all diseases, not to mention the injury to the kidney meridian. Even if both kidneys were taken away by someone, as long as his mind moved and his magic power was used, he could grow two kidneys again!
This is clearly nonsense.
"You, what are you talking about? You..." Yu Gu'ao was about to scold Yu Tiejun, when he suddenly felt a pain on both sides of his waist. An inexplicable sour feeling came over him. Yu Gu'ao felt that his kidney essence was constantly leaking out, and his crotch became wet. In broad daylight, he, who had the golden body cultivation of the Buddha realm, actually wet his pants!
Only an extremely weak old man, whose urinary system is almost collapsed, would be unable to control himself and suddenly wet his pants while standing and talking!
And Yu Guao... has a golden body of Buddha level, with bones of steel and iron, and is as strong as a dragon and a tiger. His kidneys are like alloy steel, and he can drink a hundred jars of liquor in a row without having to go to the toilet once. As long as he has enough time, he can fight with a hundred concubines in a row without slacking off. He is a strong man!
How could he have such symptoms?
Yu Tiejun saw the water dripping from Yu Gu'ao's crotch, and he laughed: "In the past two years, when I was practicing, I accidentally interrupted my lung meridian, so I often cough up blood!"
Yu Gu'ao's body swayed, and he felt an inexplicable numbness in his throat, a sharp pain and itchiness in his lungs, and he couldn't control his violent coughing. He coughed so hard that black clouds rolled in front of his eyes, golden stars flashed, and blood kept gushing out of his mouth.
"Also, I was assassinated last year. I accidentally got hurt by a poisoned flying sword. My liver has not healed yet!"
Silently, a spot of blood seeped out from the fish's lonely liver.
He looked down in horror and saw large bloodstains spreading on his clothes. Severe pain came over him, and seven or eight transparent holes appeared inexplicably in his liver. An evil and deadly poison emerged out of nowhere, flowing along the blood vessels in his liver and spreading throughout his body in the blink of an eye.
"You!" Yu Gu'ao hissed, "I'm your father!"
Lu Yu, who was watching from the side, couldn't help but widen his eyes - Yu Tiejun's strange ability was simply terrifying. He just made up a few false injuries and directly caused the same damage as he described on Yu Gu'ao, a powerful Buddha!
Moreover, there was no fluctuation of mana, no pressure of Tao rhyme, no flow of spiritual inspiration... everything seemed to have existed forever!
Such magical power!
The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched slightly, because this attack was not directed at him, and he didn't know if he could withstand such a strange attack. However, Buddhist skills are the best at restraining all evil spirits. He uses the Buddha's light to protect his body, so there shouldn't be any big problems, right?
The big bull at the side was chewing the precious medicine while mumbling in a low voice: "This magical power is a bit weird... Uh, when I was running around with the old master, I seemed to have seen a similar secret technique in a certain heaven. Uh, I remember it, that was a heaven where 'demons' were respected. The old master tossed around there for many years, converted some 'indigenous demons' into the mortal world, and then destroyed that demon world."
“However, the old master later preached in several heavenly realms, mixing those magical powers with Buddhist teachings and spreading them around.”
The big bull's words made Lu Yu's heart tremble slightly.
He had a general idea of the foundation of this secret technique.
Yu Gu'ao had already let out a long howl of shock and anger. He quickly formed seals with his hands, chanted a secret spell, and activated the secret technique used to control the Yutie army. But the secret technique... had no effect!
Yu Tiejun stared at Yu Gu'ao and laughed, "Dad, what do you want to do? A while ago, I robbed a little girl and she kicked me in the vitals of my genitals."
Before he finished speaking, Yu Gu'ao groaned, and besides a large stain of water on his crotch, a large amount of blood suddenly burst out.
Even Buddha cannot bear such severe pain.
Yu Gu'ao screamed miserably, covering his vital parts with both hands, and twitched uncontrollably. Buddha's light flashed violently on his body, and he kept urging his magic power to repair his body, but no matter how hard he tried, it was of no use to this terrible and vicious injury.
"I am...your father!" Yu Gu'ao howled pitifully.
"Wrong!" Yutiejun's nine faces showed expressions of joy, anger, shock and worry. His body squirmed, jumped and twitched, his face changed violently, and he laughed in a voice that was sometimes soft, sometimes high and sometimes low: "You are my father, my grandfather, and my great-grandfather..."
"So, I am your son, your grandson, and even your great-grandson..."
"father!"
"grandfather!"
"Great-grandfather!"
The Yutie Army's body was trembling, and suddenly all nine of its faces opened their mouths at the same time, roaring madly: "Why are you trying to kill me... No, us? Do you know how much pain we are in?"
Along with the miserable howls of the Yutie army, Yu Gu'ao's body suddenly exploded.
From skin to flesh, from blood to bones, along with the soul, it exploded into a ball of blood mist, and then evenly divided into nine balls, floating onto Yutie Jun and being quickly absorbed by his body, without any residue left.
With a chuckle, Yutiejun turned around and looked at Lu Yi: "But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who he is to me or who I am to him. It doesn't matter at all... uh, I am who I am... I am unique in the world!"
"I am!"
Yutiejun asked Lu Yu with a smile: "What do you think my name should be?"
Lu Yu narrowed his eyes and shook his head gently: "I think..."
Yutiejun interrupted Lu Yi and said, "I was wrong. I shouldn't have asked you this question... You think it's useless, useless... I think it's right... Uh, baldy, let's discuss it?"
Lu Yi looked at the frantic Yutie Army and asked softly, "What are you discussing?"
Yutiejun smiled and rubbed his hands.
Even when rubbing his hands, the sounds made by his eighteen palms rubbing against each other were all different. Some of the friction sounds were normal, some were like iron sheets colliding, some were like rotten dead pork being ground with a hammer, and some were simply the mournful cries of a dying baby.
He said softly, "Let's discuss this. For example, how about you leave the city and not worry about what's going on here?"
He stared at Lu Yi with a twinkling gaze and said softly, "We are all from the same Buddhist sect, why do we have to kill each other? You, take the bald men behind you and leave. Leave all the people in the city and the old immortal outside the city to me, how about that?"
Lu Yu asked him curiously, "Are you also a Buddhist disciple?"
Yutiejun frowned and scratched his head vigorously: "Of course, I am also a Buddhist disciple... Well, I have a slight impression. I should be a Buddhist disciple, right? So, we have no grudges or hatred, so why bother? These ant-like creatures, you are protecting them, they are useless to you, why bother?"
"Give them to me, I will accept your favor."
Yu Tiejun smiled brightly: "As for that old immortal outside the city, you also want to watch me kill him, right? Hee, when I killed that old bastard Yu Gu'ao just now, you didn't try to stop me. I know what you're thinking!"
Yutie Jun put on an appearance of being clear-headed and knowing everything in the world, and smiled at Lu Yi: "I know what you are thinking... You bald men in the Buddhist country can't stand this group of bastards named Yu. You wish they would die... So, I will help you get rid of them all, and you will quit the Shenyin Dynasty and don't care about the things here, okay?"
Lu Yi looked at the Nine Clans Extermination Formation outside the city, which was already beginning to emit a dazzling light.
He sighed: "If you only kill the one with the surname Yu..."
Yutie Army waved his hands hastily: "It's not enough to just kill those with the surname Yu, we have to kill more civilians... I can leave the civilians of your Buddhist country alone, but those from the Shenyin Dynasty must all die!"
Lu Yi hesitated for a long time: "What do you want to do?"
Yutiejun chuckled and said, "It's none of my business, why bother asking?"
Lu Yi was silent again. After a long while, he shook his head helplessly and sighed, "I am glad to see you kill these people named Yu... But as for these common people, I'm sorry. If any of them is a follower of my Buddhist sect, I won't let you hurt a hair on them."
Yutie Jun helplessly spread his arms and said, "It can be seen that you are also selfish... You only saved them because they are Buddhist believers? However, this is also very troublesome... Hey! If these lowly people knew that I wanted to devour them, they would definitely worship and pray to you bald guys wholeheartedly. Naturally, they would become the 'Buddhist believers' in your mouth, and I can't do anything."
Lu Yu nodded heavily, this is exactly the truth.
Yutiejun raised his head, shook it, and stared at the red sun in the sky for a long time before he finally said softly, "In that case... well, let me deal with those guys outside the city first, okay?"
"I don't have to do anything to the people... I will do something to them sooner or later, but not today."
He smiled and looked at the image of Yu Canglang above the palace outside the city: "I will kill this old guy first, then kill his lackeys, and then kill his bloodline descendants. Then, I will go and slaughter the Shenyin Dynasty... all those with the surname Yu, and their loyal followers... Finally, we will use these people as bargaining chips and have another fight?"
"This!" Lu Yi was a little distressed.
Deep down, he was quite happy to see the Yutie Army first attack Yu Canglang and the emperors, kings, lords , and nobles of the Shen Yin Dynasty... Well, it's a rebellion, how pleasing to watch?
In particular, this Yutie Army is a group of monsters created by Yu Canglang himself.
But... Yu Tiejun's words made it clear that he would do something to Yu Canglang and the others, such as devouring them, so that his own cultivation would soar and his strength would advance by leaps and bounds. In the end, everyone would use the people of the world as bargaining chips to decide the final victory or defeat?
If the Yutie army is allowed to act like this, Lu Yi may face a peerless troll in the future.
If we deal with the Yutie Army today, wouldn't that be helping them to ward off disaster?
Lu Yu really didn't want to do this!
Lu Yu was just a mortal, a common man. He was very happy to see Yu Canglang, Yu Dianhu and others being attacked by the Yutie Army, and to see the entire Shenyin Dynasty being tossed around by the Yutie Army and falling apart...
Get rid of the Yutie Army by yourself in advance?
Lu Yu’s original intention… He hasn’t cultivated to that level yet, he’s not that saintly yet!
"Your suggestion really bothers me." Lu Yi sighed sincerely, "I don't know what to do... I shouldn't indulge you, but I do want to indulge you."
Before Lu Yi made the final decision, Yu Canglang outside the city had already made the decision for him.
Seeing that Yu Gu'ao's final step of the secret method failed and Yu Gu'ao was directly swallowed by the Yutie army, Yu Canglang's heart sank inexplicably - this damn Nine Sons Ghost Father Xiaodu Lu Yuan Mo secret, it turned out that it was not from a regular source, and there was something very strange about it!
Fortunately, he experimented on his own children and grandchildren, and did not practice the secret method directly after obtaining it!
If he really started to practice this secret technique right away... wouldn't he be like Yu Gu'ao now, being attacked by the small Du Lu Yuan Demon that he had refined and directly turned into a ball of blood mist and swallowed up?
The humiliated and angry Yu Canglang roared in frustration.
He didn't feel bad for the death of Yu Gu'ao and other children and grandchildren... He had so many sons, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, and he didn't feel bad at all if 30,000 or 50,000 of them were killed or injured. What made him angry was that this secret method was obviously used by someone to plot against him. He had been smart all his life, but he was actually ruthlessly cheated by someone!
Who is this person?
Is that the 'thirty-three'?
Or... is there anyone else?
Countless thoughts flashed through Yu Canglang's mind. He even wondered if Yu Dianhu had discovered his "rebellious heart" and had used some tricks to allow him to obtain this secret method and let him fall into his trap?
However, Yu Dianhu's character is similar to Ah Hu's, rough and bold, but far from being shrewd and treacherous... Among the thirty-six former mighty generals, the smartest, most clever, most shrewd and most treacherous is obviously him, Yu Canglang!
Therefore, Yu Dianhu can bring a large army to kill himself.
Using such a roundabout way to plot against me is not Yu Dianhu's style!
“No matter who is behind you… Yutiejun, do you think you can turn the world upside down?” Yu Canglang roared angrily and waved his hand heavily: “Set up the formation, massacre the city, and turn this rebellious little beast and this damned thief bald into ashes!”
Yu Canglang raised his head and said in a haggard voice: "Everyone in Mofeng City, young and old, should be buried with Gu Ao... After all, he is my own son, Yu Canglang!"
Lu Yi smiled and said nothing.
Now, you begin to remember that these people are your own sons, grandsons, great-grandsons... and so on?
Monk Benxiang and a group of his fellow apprentices were even more outspoken, spitting heavily on the ground.
These guys had strong bodies and were full of energy. When they spit out saliva, it was like 109 meteorites falling to the ground. Bang, bang, bang, they smashed more than a hundred huge holes several miles deep on the streets of Mofeng City!
Yutie Jun's smile was even more evil. He twisted his waist, stepped on the void step by step, and his whole body emitted a sticky magic light that was like mud, sewage, and rotten meat paste, which made people disgusted and want to avoid it. He smiled and walked towards the Nine Clans Annihilation Formation outside the city.
A large formation suddenly arose.
The mighty power of the formation condensed into huge ghost-head guillotines in the void. On these large guillotines, there were faint lotus patterns wrapped in flames.
As mentioned before, this so-called Nine Clans Extermination Formation is the result of the infinite superposition of the most common Small Three Talents Formation. The formation is crude and simple, and can even be described as "vulgar and inferior". However, under the supervision of hundreds of thousands of formation masters and nearly one million cultivators, and supported by the magnificent energy provided by countless immortal crystals, the single attack power of this formation is indeed powerful.
The Yutie army who were walking slowly outside suddenly froze.
He instinctively felt a little wary of the fluctuations in the formation.
He stopped and looked carefully at the huge battle formation that stretched for thousands of miles and lit up with dazzling light. He suddenly sighed, "They are all ignorant idiots... From Yu Gu'ao to Yu Tiejun, and to so many Yu family members, is there not a single one who understands the battle formation even a little bit?"
"Tsk, I searched through all the memories in my head, but I couldn't find any useful information about the formation."
Yutiejun patted his head lightly and said to the Yu Canglang Dharma Image above the palace very sincerely: "The descendants you have educated are really a bunch of scum... You are not really a qualified elder. Therefore, a creature like you, living between heaven and earth, is simply a waste of the gift of heaven and earth... You should not be alive."
Yu Canglang looked at Yutie army coldly. He was too lazy to waste words with them.
It is obvious that the Yutie Army is no longer "human"!
He's not even a human being, why bother with him?
Yu Canglang's heart was filled with frustration and annoyance... Such a powerful and miraculous secret method turned out to be a big trap!
Don't let him find the mastermind, otherwise this matter will never end!
Yu Canglang was getting mad.
Yutiejun laughed again. He turned around and winked at Lu Yi: "Monk, what do you think of my magical power?"
With a flick of his right index finger, the void in front of him was corroded by the green magic light into a huge human-shaped hole. The Yutie army howled towards the hole in a strange voice: "Where are my blood relatives?"
As the Yutie army howled, a large number of human figures suddenly flew out of the human-shaped hole.
In the Feilang County capital of the Tanlang Country, a group of descendants of Yu Guao, all those who were related to Yu Guao by blood, totaling nearly 26,000 people, were all confused and flew out of the hole in complete bewilderment.
Some of these people, men and women, were drunk, obviously having fun in broad daylight; some were holding colorful erotic scrolls, of course, exploring the mysteries of the human body; some were naked, with some parts of their bodies showing extremely indecent postures, obviously practicing the knowledge of the mysteries of life...
The magical power of Yutie Army was extremely strange, and those who flew out from the human-shaped hole were not only the descendants of Yu Gu'ao, but also some people who were close to them.
Therefore, dozens of beautiful women were captured around the drunken young man.
Beside the young master holding the scroll, there were actually a dozen "literati" holding brushes and painting... and more than twenty male and female "models" in scantily clad clothes!
Beside the shirtless old man, there were seven or eight beautiful women with flushed faces and screaming loudly.
Around the shirtless woman, there are several handsome and strong male lovers!
More than 26,000 descendants of Yu Gu'ao's bloodline, along with the people around them, totaling nearly 400,000 men and women... None of them were doing serious work, all of them were eating, drinking, having fun, and indulging themselves in debauchery!
So many people suddenly appeared out of nowhere above Mofeng City, and almost everyone screamed in surprise at the same time.
Lu Yu's eyes were itching from the large piece of white flesh, but Yutie Jun laughed strangely, raised nine arms, and snapped his fingers at the same time.
With a 'pop' sound, about 26,000 descendants of Yu Gu'ao groaned in unison, their bodies exploded into a ball of blood mist, and then turned into nine very even balls, which were swallowed up by the Yutie army with big gulps.
Yutiejun grinned at Lu Yu, then flicked his fingers again.
