Chapter 97 Hug the woman who just carried the dead
Scar and Skinny Monkey looked at the way up the mountain, supported their legs with one hand, fanned themselves with the other, and beads of sweat kept streaming down their faces.
"Damn it! This mountain is so steep, how did they climb up and ambush us so quickly!" said Scar.
"I'm so tired! If I had known this would happen, I would rather not sign up and behave myself in prison. Maybe the death penalty could be changed to life imprisonment, and then if I made meritorious service, it could be commuted to a fixed-term imprisonment, and maybe I could even save my life!" said the monkey.
"Bullshit! Not to mention drug trafficking and smuggling, you have killed dozens of people. You still want to stay in prison? The execution is only a matter of days! It will be easier for us to die than to be executed if we get out like this! What's more, there is still a chance! If we survive, we will be absorbed by the special forces and we can change our appearance and become heroes in the future!" said Scar.
"That's true! Let's go! After we kill them, the two of us will be special forces! Then, we can find a chance to escape and still enjoy a good life. Who the hell really wants to be a soldier? I'm not that great?" said the monkey.
"If you really want to live, don't you want to change the way you live? What's wrong with being a soldier? If you die on the battlefield, you are a hero, and your family will be honored too." Scar said.
"What a hero! I have no family anymore! Hero is just an empty title. I want to be a soldier? If I live like today all day, I will be exhausted even if my life is not in danger! I don't want to be exhausted like this all day! I want to live my old life, eating delicious food and drinking spicy drinks, without being in someone's arms, how comfortable it is! Let's go, for our beautiful life, hold on!" said the monkey.
"Let's go! Now that you say that, I won't be content to be a special forces soldier even if I'm alive! We can behave well first, and then escape from the special forces when they let their guard down!" Scar said.
"This is my big brother! No one can control us two brothers!" said the monkey.
After Scar and Monkey said this, they became more spirited.
When Yekaterinya heard Que Dongjin say that he would ambush the last two desperate criminals at the place where they had ambushed them before, she was still a little worried because she was worried about the bombs in the hands of the two criminals. However, she saw that Que Dongjin was very confident, so she had to follow him.
Que Dongjin took a few steps, then suddenly stopped and said, "I changed my mind! Let's go back, quickly!"
"Change your mind? Go back? If we run into them coming down and drop a bomb, won't we be finished?" Lakali said.
"Stop talking! Hurry!" Que Dongjin said as he ran to the two dead bodies, squatted down, and took off the clothes and pants of one of them.
"What are you doing?" Ekaterina asked in surprise.
"Perform a magic trick! In a moment, I will lie here pretending to be dead, and the two of you carry this dead man and walk forward! In order to eliminate the enemy and protect myself, I will also play a sinister trick!" Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"What a sinister villain! All's fair in war! I know what you want to do. This is indeed a good idea, but you have to be careful!" said Lakari.
"It's okay. Their attention is on the front, not on the two dead bodies. I will launch a surprise attack. Am I afraid that I won't be able to kill the two confused criminals?" Que Dongjin took off his clothes and put them on the dead man, then put on the dead man's clothes himself.
"Lakali, give me the pistol, you don't need it anymore!" Que Dongjin said.
"Okay! You better be careful! We'll carry this person and walk slowly. It would be best if they can see us when they come down the mountain!" said Lakali.
"What do you mean it's best to be able to see? We must let them see. The two of them are no harm to us, Que Dongjin is here to block them! If they could shoot, Que Dongjin would have killed them long ago!" said Ekaterinya.
"That's right. When they come down the mountain to chase you, you will not be in danger unless I die!" Que Dongjin said.
"Don't talk nonsense! You are a devil, a god, how could you be killed by two gangsters?" Ekaterinya was actually relaxed, she said with a smile.
"But don't forget! If they see you two close to here on the mountain, you'll be dead! One bomb can kill both of you! So, you have to walk fast with this dead guy on your back! After you walk two hundred meters, you can slow down. The top of the mountain is a dead end, and they will be able to see you. They will have to chase you down the mountain along our road. But they will never imagine that they are running here to die!" said Que Dongjin.
"Okay! You carry Lakari on your back," said Ekaterinya.
"Why me?"
"Of course it's you! Que Dongjin still owes you a hug and a kiss! Will you carry him on your back? No, I'll carry you, but the kiss and hug he owes you will be gone!" said Ekaterinya.
"What are you still talking about? If you don't carry me on your back, both of you will be in danger! You carry me, Ekaterinya, and I will give you a hug and a kiss, that's all!" Que Dongjin said.
"Okay, it's a deal!" Ekaterinya squatted down.
"I don't want you to carry me! I'll do it!" said Lakali.
"Hmph! Come if you want. Do you think I really want Que Dongjin's hug and kiss?" Ekaterinya said as she walked forward. She said to herself, I have plenty of other ways to hug and kiss Que Dongjin.
Scar and Monkey finally climbed to the top of the mountain. From the top they saw the two brothers lying below and Lakari and the others in front.
"Brother, look! They are running back! Some of them are injured!" Monkey pointed at Ekaterinya and the others and said.
"They have no way to escape, so they can only go back! The injured must have fallen while fleeing from the mountain! Let's go and chase them along their route!" Scar saw that there was no way to chase them ahead, so he turned around and moved forward quickly along the trampled grass.
"Look! They are going down from here! The injured one must have fallen while going down! Big brother, you go down first and be careful!" said the monkey.
"It's okay, this is nothing. I'm also a wall-climbing guy!" Scar said as he slid down holding the rope. When he reached the end of the rope, he looked down and cursed in his heart: "Damn it, no wonder he didn't get hurt. He can still climb this high!"
Scar looked down and didn't care about anything else. The ground below was quite wide anyway. He closed his eyes and jumped. He landed without any injury, but his butt was hit when he sat on the ground. He saw a broken vine on the ground and said, "Damn it, how vicious! It was cut off. I was wondering why it was so much shorter!"
The monkey jumped down and pulled up the scar.
"Monkey, you continue to slide down and jump first, I'll be behind you." Scar said.
The monkey thought to himself, "Why don't you brag? Isn't it flying over walls? Humph! Speaking of this, can you compare with me? If you can compare with me, I won't be called a monkey anymore!"
After the monkey went down, Scar reached the end of the rope again. He looked down and said, "Monkey, I'm jumping. Be careful. Block my body and don't keep rolling down!"
"It's okay, big brother, don't worry!" said the monkey, looking at the ground.
Scar and Monkey finally reached the ground. Scar said, "The weapons of our brothers must have fallen into their hands! They will definitely ambush us at the place with three big rocks! Quick, we must kill them before they get there! There is no other good place to ambush along the way!"
"Brother, you are wise! I thought so too. Let's chase them! How can they outrun us with a person on their backs? Their death is approaching! We two brothers can be free again!" The monkey said as he trotted.
"Monkey, our choice is right! Instead of waiting to die, we might as well give it a try! Hahaha! Come on, kill them, we will have plenty of enjoyment in the future!" said Scar.
Que Dongjin had already heard the voices of Scar and Monkey, and his eyes slightly opened. He said in his heart, you are dreaming, I am sleeping here waiting for you, and I am sending you to see the King of Hell, but you don't know it yet!
Scar and Monkey could no longer see Ekaterinya and Lakari in front of them; they had already turned around the foot of the mountain.
"Hurry, speed up! They have already turned around the foot of the mountain!" said Scar.
Que Dongjin wanted to shoot, but suddenly he thought, if the two men moved as fast as he did, or one of them moved faster than him, after he shot and killed one of them, the second one would have a chance to start a fight with him! No! He couldn't shoot in their faces!
Que Dongjin thought about the blood on his head and face, so he simply closed his eyes and thought to himself, you are so cruel and disregard our brotherhood, the most you can do is just step over me!
Scar and Monkey were so focused on chasing him that they didn't care about where they were standing. When they ran by, Monkey's foot actually stepped on Que Dongjin's back! Que Dongjin didn't make a sound.
When Scar and Monkey were chasing forward with hope, two gunshots were heard from behind , and the two men fell down! Que Dongjin shot Scar again, then threw the dagger and stabbed Monkey again.
Que Dongjin ran over and kicked the two men over one by one. Seeing that they were dead, he took their weapons and walked down the mountain.
Lakali heard the gunshots and knew that Que Dongjin had succeeded. She threw the dead man on her back to the ground and said, "Humph! You got a good deal! You can still enjoy such good treatment even after you die!"
"This dead guy is really worth it. When the ghost is still there, he must be able to feel it with a beautiful woman on his back!" Ekaterinya smiled and sat on the ground, saying, "We can take a break now!"
"You! Humph! Why doesn't the poisonous snake bite you, the beautiful snake!" said Lakali.
"There is no danger now. You want to have an internal conflict, right?" Que Dongjin turned around the foot of the mountain and said with a smile.
"Que Dongjin, you heard it just now, right? Lakari is the most vicious woman. The words she used were so vicious. Is this the kind of curse a lady can say?" Ekaterinya stood up and looked at Que Dongjin.
"You are the first to complain! I carried a dead person on my back, and you still mocked me! Aren't you just jealous because you think Que Dongjin owed me a hug and a kiss?" Lakali said.
"Hehe! Que Dongjin, keep your promise! Hug the woman who just carried the dead man on her back, and kiss the woman who still smells like the dead man!" Ekaterinya deliberately twisted her body and said.
