Volume 17: The Sentimental Swordsman and the Ruthless Sword (Part 2) Chapter 395: Great Joy Female Bodhisattva
The building is empty.
A lone wild goose flew by outside the building, and maple leaves covered the ground.
Inside the building there was only a pool of blood on the ground, with two pieces of clothing, one white and one yellow, covering it.
——Could this be Tang Du’s corpse?
Su Weiyun knew that Tang Du had already prepared a strange mixture of the three poisons he mentioned, namely "Three Deadly Corpse-Dissolving Powder", "Five Poisons-Dissolving Blood Water" and "Seven Poisons-Dissolving Bone Powder". These three poisons mixed together will dissolve as soon as they come into contact with blood, and they can dissolve flesh and corrode bones with extremely powerful toxicity.
This pool of blood and mud was obviously caused by the newly-tempered poison on the Mantis Blade.
Su Weiyun walked over and found a sword lying next to the blood and mud on the ground. On the top of the scabbard were two small characters written in light and graceful strokes: "Dian Cang".
The dead person was a disciple of Dian Cang Sect.
Lin Xian'er has a wide circle of friends, so it is not surprising that there are several disciples of the Dian Cang Sect among her "friends". The Dian Cang disciples are always young, wealthy and generous, and they are exactly the targets that Lin Xian'er likes to seduce the most.
But where are Tang Du's people? Where is Lin Xian'er?
Did they run away together?
"The person who died was a Dian Cang disciple. Did he die under the Mantis Blade? I don't believe that Lin Xian'er really wanted to elope with Tang Du!"
The one who could be taken seriously by Lin Xian'er and be willing to deal with him for a while must be at least a young master like Ah Fei. Although Tang Du's martial arts skills were just okay, they were not worthy of her attention.
boom!
Su Weiyun was just wondering when a laugh suddenly sounded outside the door:
" Hehehe, is Lin Xian'er at home?"
Su Weiyun guaranteed that he had never heard such a disgusting sound before.
Bang!
The wooden door was suddenly broken, and a person squeezed in through the door.
A woman.
This time, Su Weiyun could not only guarantee that he had never seen such a fat woman, he could even guarantee that there were probably not many such fat women in the world.
The door was not narrow, but she had to turn sideways and move slowly. Then she would see layers of fat gradually pressed together, and then stretch out again after coming out of the door.
The first thing this fat woman asked when she saw Su Weiyun was: "Do you want to sleep?"
Su Weiyun said: "I'm not sleepy yet."
"Haha, it's a great blessing for you to sleep with me, Supreme Treasure!"
"Then I'll be even less sleepy."
"When are you going to get sleepy?"
Before Su Weiyun could answer, a big hole was blown out on the roof. With a loud bang, a woman fell .
"Where is Lin Xian'er? Where is she!"
Su Weiyun immediately saw the woman.
As long as one has eyes, it is difficult not to see this woman because she is so huge.
Su Weiyun originally thought that there was no woman in the world fatter than Zhizunbao, but she actually saw one right away.
There is no need to guess too much, this person must be the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva.
The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva called out again: "Where is Lin Xian'er? Let her come out!"
"I heard that she is the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world. I want to compete with her to see who is more beautiful!"
She laughed heartily, and the fat on her body rippled like waves, shaking constantly, as if a huge mountain of flesh was shaking.
Lin Xian'er must have much less flesh on her body than her, but she must be much prettier than her.
This is one of the truths in this world: the more of many things, the better.
But the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva seemed not to understand this principle, and she shamelessly wanted to compete with Lin Xian'er in beauty.
Who would think that Lin Xian'er is not as beautiful as her?
——It really does.
A dozen women of different sizes, who looked like fat pigs, came out from outside the house. They might be thinner than the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, but they were still too fat.
"Why would the Bodhisattva want to humiliate that Lin Xian'er? You must be more beautiful!"
Then Su Weiyun felt like vomiting again, but he changed his mind and thought: Fortunately, no man would say that she is beautiful .
Immediately afterwards, more than ten men walked into the house. None of them looked ugly, but rather quite handsome and charming.
But their attire was not very flattering. They wore colorful clothes, long narrow pants, thick powder on their faces, and flattering smiles.
After these men came in, some of them were carrying two large plates of fried chicken, some were carrying Western grapes, and some were carrying large and small fried ducks and pork skins.
Two others crawled to the ground immediately after coming in, and obediently crawled to the feet of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, like a kitten waiting to be favored.
They were also saying, "Of course the female Bodhisattva is beautiful. How can a mere Lin Xian'er compare to you?"
The Bodhisattva of Joy sighed and said, "Alas, it seems that there are no more women in the world who are more beautiful than me. I really feel the feeling of loneliness."
"You Longsheng, I'm so lonely, please come and comfort me."
The name he called out was You Longsheng, the young master of "Cangjian Villa" who had once challenged Su Weiyun in a sword duel in Xingyun Villa!
A hunchbacked man walked out from a group of men. He had powder on his face, drawn eyebrows, and some unknown liquid on his lips.
Su Weiyun looked at him carefully for a long while before he could barely recognize that this man was indeed the young and arrogant You Longsheng.
It was hard for Su Weiyun to imagine that a swordsman as proud as him could be tortured into this state under the tutelage of Great Joy Bodhisattva.
He said with a shameless face: "The Bodhisattva is lonely. I should have been the one to make the offering today. But..."
The Bodhisattva of Great Joy asked, "But what?"
You Longsheng said: "But didn't we just pick up another man on the road? Why not let him serve the female Bodhisattva! Let these ordinary men also see how powerful you are, the female Bodhisattva!"
The Great Joyful Bodhisattva laughed loudly, the fat on her face trembling constantly, and said, "Hahahaha, yes, yes, you are right. He said that he is Lin Xian'er's man, so we can just let him tell us who is better in bed compared to Lin Xian'er!"
"Xiaowu, you go first!"
The Bodhisattva of Joy called out a name, and a fat man weighing at least three hundred pounds threw a man out from behind him like a chicken .
Before Su Weiyun could see clearly who that person was, he was thrown into the encirclement of several fat men.
The fat people formed a wall of flesh, blocking all vision. They took off , but it did not arouse any desire in people, only disgust.
Then something disgraceful happened.
Su Weiyun could only hear the screams of someone inside the flesh wall, but could not see what the specific scene was.
But he seemed to vaguely know who it was.
However, before he could make any move, the Bodhisattva of Great Joy had already seen him.
"Young man, you are so handsome, why don't you come and keep me company."
Su Weiyun shook his hand and said, "I'm afraid I can't afford to accompany you with my small body."
The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva said, "If I say yes, it's okay. Don't worry, I won't kill you. Your body is enough for me to play with for at least three months!"
As she spoke, she raised her fat body and immediately pounced towards Su Weiyun!
Su Weiyun's figure soared into the sky, and immediately flew to a height of sixty or seven feet, like a nimble scissor-tailed swallow.
How can a pig catch up with a swallow?
Therefore, the lightness skill of this Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva is absolutely not comparable to that of Su Weiyun.
At this time, miserable screams were heard from the house again.
"No matter how much you humiliate me, I will never say that you are better than Xian'er. Compared to her, you are just a pig. No, a group of pigs. A group of ugly, old, fat pigs!"
When the Great Joyful Bodhisattva heard the word "pig", her face suddenly changed and became like a big white radish.
