Volume 4: National Craftsmanship Chapter 76: What to do if your head explodes 200 times?
"Anyone else has any comments?"
Seeing that no one was talking, Shen Jin said again: "Let me ask, who else is there?!"
With a bang, more than 300 people dispersed!
"Slip away, slip away, I'm just here to watch the fun!"
"I am a good citizen. They forced me to come here. I am leaving now. I think the job of an archer boy is more suitable for me. My mom said that I have only had an interest in archery since I was a child!"
"Brother, let's go find a job together, go, go!"
“Oh my! He’s so scary!”
Miao Shubai watched Shen Jin dismiss these people with a few words, and showed an admiring expression on his face. Sister Xia looked at Miao Shubai's appearance, then glanced at Shen Jin, and smiled ambiguously: "Isn't the boss handsome?"
“So cool!”
"Do you like it? If you like it, go ahead and ask for it. No wonder you always come on duty. You don't tell me when I ask you. Humph! I always treat you as a sister, but you want to be my boss's wife?"
"Sister Xia! Don't talk nonsense..." Miao Shubai blushed instantly. She glanced at Shen Jin and found that he was not looking at her. She whispered, "Hey... How can our bodies be worthy of Brother Shen Jin? I just want to... see him happy. In the future, I will work hard to become stronger and use my air wall to protect Brother Shen Jin from any harm!"
Sister Xia looked at Miao Shubai's resolute expression, and recalled the unbearable memories of the past. She felt distressed but helpless. All she could say was summed up in one sigh, "Ah..."
Loli voice, loli body, affectionate heart, and passerby's life.
Finally, everyone left, leaving only the old man and Xiao Wang. The old man felt aggrieved and refused to leave. Xiao Wang had already backed out, but... Shen Jin glanced at him and he didn't dare to move. At this time, Xiao Wang felt that he should say a few words to ease the awkward atmosphere, "Um... Brother! I don't think before I speak, my memory is poor, I can't even remember the "Law of the Last Days", and I like to talk nonsense. Just treat me as a fart, I'll go find a job right away, really, right away!"
How arrogant he was then, how flattering he is now.
Xiao Wang is not stupid, he can see that keeping the two of them here is to deal with the two ringleaders. The law does not hold everyone responsible...but the one who leads the trouble will be held responsible!
The old man still stiffened his neck and said, "I had subsistence allowance before the end of the world, and now I have to apply for it too! Otherwise, you can arrange a job for me that I can do and that is easy. Anyway, you have to take care of me, because I am a member of the vulnerable group in society!"
It was a matter of course that he said this.
Before Shen Jin could say anything, Xiao Wang quickly advised him, "Stop talking, sir... No one is here to protect you now, just give in quickly..."
"I don't accept it! Respecting the old and loving the young is a virtue of China for 3,000 years. We should never forget our roots. Anyone who forgets is a bastard!"
"Master, you are awesome!" Xiao Wang felt hopeless and he felt like he was doomed today.
The old man is harming people!
"Homeland No. 1 doesn't have a minimum living allowance, and they don't support useless people. If you can't prove your worth, just go beg. This old man has the advantage..."
After Shen Jin finished speaking, he narrowed his eyes and said, "As for the two of you who instigated the trouble, I must teach you a profound lesson, lest you forget it, I will punish you..."
Here it comes!
Xiao Wang sighed in his heart. Someone would have to pay the price for this in the end. Broken legs and hands were inevitable today. People in the apocalypse were crueler. They had seen many zombies eat people, so they didn't feel anything when a finger was chopped off. At this time, he felt that Shen Jin's next line would definitely be: break their hands and feet and throw them away!
But...it is very difficult for ordinary healthy people to survive in the apocalypse, and losing limbs...basically means death.
If given a choice, Xiao Wang would rather let Shen Jin break his fifth limb. Even though he would lose his dignity, he could still survive!
In the future, I will have extraordinary powers, and maybe even be able to regenerate my limbs. Now I have to endure humiliation and live a miserable life. Yes! Staying alive is more important than anything else!
"Please break my chains!" Xiao Wang suddenly said.
Shen Jin was shocked: "You have such a weird request? Well, originally I just wanted you to hit each other's heads 100 times... Never mind, I'll just do as you wish!"
Xiao Wang: (°ー°〃)
"Don't! Big brother! Don't! I'm just talking nonsense! Play! Play as hard as you can! I'll take the lead and play myself!"
"ber~!"
Xiao Wang hit himself hard on the head, and the crisp sound made Shen Jin's scalp numb.
"Shu Bai is supervising them. If the playing is silent and without strength, it doesn't count. Oh, by the way, the combined playing of the two of them just needs to be enough to make 200 brains explode..."
Shen Jin left with Shang Qian after he finished speaking, leaving the two people in a daze. The old man saw the two extraordinary gatekeepers staring at him covetously, and knew that it was impossible to do anything. In an instant, his eyes were filled with urgency, and his right hand quickly and quickly hit Xiao Wang on the head, "ber~!"
Although it wasn't as loud as Xiao Wang's own, Shen Jin could still hear it, "Haha, look at this old man playing his head faster than the youngsters!"
The old man succeeded in his first attack and immediately followed up with a second shot, "ber~!"
Double hit!
The old man's eyes showed excitement. The two of them only needed to play 200 in total. The earlier, faster, and more he played, the less he would be hit. Naturally, he didn't pretend to be inconvenient and played as fast as he could. "ber~!"
Xiao Wang fought back, and the old man grimaced in pain, but his eyes were even more fierce. You have to know that in a fight, whoever gets beaten will be aroused to be fierce. If someone keeps getting beaten and doesn't fight back, you have to be careful, because he may be looking for a knife...
Miao Shubai narrowed his eyes, "I know why asked them to play 200 times in total..."
Sister Xia: "Why? Isn't this unfair?"
Miao Shubai smiled knowingly, "That's right, it's unfair! This old man is obviously strong, pretending to be a weak group, relying on his age to bully others. In this way, the two will definitely try their best to bounce each other, and whoever bounces faster will be less likely to be bounced. Then the old man's speed and strength will be exposed, and this little Wang will also understand what the old man is like. He will know that he was instigated, so he will bounce back hard and retaliate against the old man. Then the two will get angrier and angrier, and finally... they may even fight! They will definitely never have anything to do with each other again. Brother Shen Jin is so powerful. With just a few words, he turned the two from allies into lifelong enemies. This kind of lord's method... has reached the level of perfection!"
Sister Xia opened her mouth wide, she didn't expect that Shen Jin's simple words actually... had such deep meaning. At this moment, Miao Shubai turned her head to look at Shen Jin's departing back, and instantly felt that the shadow was very long, just like... this majestic villa!
Brother Shen Jin, is this what you are like after becoming a lord? You are indeed the best at everything you do...Miao Shubai's eyes were also full of admiration.
"ber~!"
"ber～! "
The old man seized the opportunity and hit Xiao Wang on the head twice, and he made 3 profits!
Xiao Wang stretched out his hand again, but the old man's reflex had already made him close half of his eyes and shrink his neck.
But... the imagined pain did not come, "ber~!"
The old man played Xiao Wang again, "Hey..."
Xiao Wang sighed, put his hands down, closed his eyes and let the old man play, saying: "Hey! Remember the points, don't play too much, hiss~! It hurts!"
Miao Shubai stared blankly at the scene in front of her. This... seemed... different from what she had imagined? Shouldn't the two of them be getting more and more aggressive?
She turned and ran towards Shen Jin, wanting to tell him, but Shen Jin turned around and waved at her, "Go back and count them carefully..."
Miao Shubai stopped, she saw Shen Jin smiled...
Shang Qian asked: "Is this something you could have guessed in advance or...?"
Shen Jin smiled and said, "What does it matter? By the way, let's arrange for this Xiao Wang to work with Lao Wang. Both of them are very smart. Neither of them is a good person, but they are kind-hearted..."
Shang Qian nodded: "Yeah...I understand!"
In the early morning sunshine, an old man with a red face was playing with a finger at a young man who was grinning across from him. A female superhuman was counting next to him, "198..."
"199..."
"200..."
The old man put away his sore right hand, took a long breath, and a victorious smile appeared on his face.
Xiao Wang fell straight down...
Miao Shubai sighed, "Some people win the game but lose their lives; while some people fall down, but he can really stand up...Brother Shen Jin, is this what you really mean?"
