Volume 5: The Destruction of the Gods Chapter 33: Large-scale Social Death Scene
Have you ever had the experience of flirting with someone online?
You know, in the heart of a lonely otaku, there is a desire to interact with the opposite sex. If reality cannot satisfy him, he will chat with the opposite sex on the Internet. Moreover, because neither party can see each other, the topic is much more unrestrained than in the real world. If they meet the right one, the topic of their conversation will gradually become...exciting.
Ever since Shen Jin's parents disappeared when he was in high school, he suddenly became introverted and afraid to communicate with others. Every day when he returned home, he would be alone in the empty villa, staring at the computer in a daze...
He no longer had any interest in the games he played before. He used to like playing single-player games very much. If no one cared about him, he would open Dark Soul and play from morning to night.
But since no one was at home, Shen Jin suddenly lost interest in everything, as if the images and game systems that once made him fight passionately had lost their appeal. The world gradually turned gray, and everything was so boring...
He was thinking at that time, are the days of people with depression always so hopeless? They commit suicide not because they are weak, but because they have no desire to live anymore and suffer every day.
fine!
Shen Jin discovered in time that something was wrong with his mental state. He told himself that he still had the money and house left by his parents, and that his parents might be doing some special mission outside and they could not meet. He must cheer up!
He read some answers online. For many people who relied on willpower to get out of depression (Shen Jin did not think he was depressed, he just had a tendency), their best way was... ejaculation!
Therefore, Shen Jin stopped playing stand-alone games and started playing the kind of online ejaculation games that he used to despise the most, which were full of selling hatred, krypton gold traps, and system manipulation.
But, it doesn’t matter!
He found friends in the online game, guild members to play with, a fixed team to help each other, and then... he started chatting with a girl from the same city. The two of them added each other on QQ, and the chat became better and better. Shen Jin also gradually came out of the edge of depression, but... the content of their chat had gradually gone astray, and the topic was so stuffy that it was almost like pornographic texts, but the two of them enjoyed it. Shen Jin was worried that the person on the other side was a burly man, but the other party's coquettish voice and seductive tone when talking to him made him addicted. He believed that even if the person on the other side was a man, it was not impossible...
Of course, after chatting for a long time, with Shen Jin's IQ and the tone, words and content of the other party's conversation, he can tell that it is a woman, and a little woman who looks glamorous on the outside but is actually sultry inside, with a kind of contrasting cuteness.
Against this background, Shen Jin successfully graduated from high school and was admitted to a local university.
That’s right !
During Shen Jin's dark period, there was another person who helped him a lot. Although he didn't want to admit it, his admission to a second-tier university under such circumstances was closely related to her. His class monitor, Liu Yao (note: not the one who is very popular on P station...)
She is a very boring person, with a stern face every day, playing the game of being a class monitor like a child. When I was in school, there was always a type of person who took the positions of class monitor and committee member very seriously, as if once they became a member of the school establishment, they would receive a salary from the school at the end of the month. You didn't know why she wanted to ruin her relationships with all her classmates just to please the teacher.
Liu Yao is such a person. She is not only boring, but also a bit annoying.
"Even if she has a C+ grade!" Shen Jin was so stubborn at that time and hated her very much.
Every day, I would urge Shen Jin to hand in his homework and do his duty, and check his notes. If I found him sleeping in class, I would stand up and report him by real name!
It looked like it was for his own good.
I hate Shen Jin so much!
However, it was not until Shen Jin was admitted to university that he realized... this girl's childish behavior and serious appearance ultimately led to his current situation. When holding the admission letter in his hand, Shen Jin only wanted to share it with two people, one was his favorite female netizen for flirting, and the other was a female monitor whom he did not like but was sincerely grateful to.
So, Shen Jin shared the news with the female netizen and expressed his desire to meet her. The female netizen said on the spot: She was also admitted to the university of her choice. In order to celebrate, she wanted to use the most precious thing to commemorate this event. So the two of them made an appointment to have dinner together, and tacitly asked each other to bring their ID cards. Shen Jin said that you need an ID card to watch a movie now, and the female netizen said that you can use your ID card to queue up at a restaurant. The two felt very surprised.
After being stunned for a long time, Shen Jin finally remembered the second person he wanted to thank: Liu Yao, so he sent her a text message to invite her to lunch. After all, Shen Jin could handle his own money independently and was one of the wealthier students. After Liu Yao declined for a moment, she agreed.
Of course, the meeting with Liu Yao was a courtesy. No matter how fierce a person is, and always looks like an old nun, telling tales to the teacher every day, and betraying classmates, she will not win the heart of a boy. Boys in high school still have their own values. When they really go to college...then their values follow their appearance. When they become a senior LSP, their values follow the fierceness...
Shen Jin didn’t understand what a C+ in high school meant at that time, he was too young!
At noon, in the KFC restaurant, Liu Yao came in wearing a very slim T-shirt and a short skirt. Shen Jin stared at her for a moment, then dodged as if nothing had happened, and secretly said in his heart: "I didn't notice that she was wearing a school uniform before... She is quite elegant. This fierce... I'm afraid she has reached D? Her legs... are so white! Ahem... However, this old witch can be left for others to enjoy. My female netizen is a caring little baby, open-minded, and can chat flirtatiously. Her voice is so attractive. She must be a little beauty!"
Liu Yao was still as boring as usual, but today there was no pressure like at school, and the two chatted fairly well. They politely exchanged information about which university they applied to, talked about their aspirations for foreign countries, and expressed their feelings about the difficult journey in high school. Finally, Shen Jin ended with a sentence of "Thank you very much for your encouragement". After some more politeness, Shen Jin took out the small music windmill he had prepared and gave it to Liu Yao to express his gratitude to her. At this time, girls all liked this kind of flashy and beautiful things.
Liu Yao thanked him, and then they went home.
Shen Jin fulfilled his wish, and then... sneaked into the supermarket to buy a condom, wearing a hat and a mask, lowered his head, and took a box of chewing gum from the counter as if nothing had happened, and then... took another box of Durex. When checking out, he pressed the chewing gum on top of the Durex, stacked them on the counter, pretending that they were two boxes of chewing gum.
Then the cashier Auntie Wang recognized him, "Xiao Jin! Are you here to buy a T-shirt? That's what young people should do, be responsible! Otherwise it's not nice to girls. I heard you graduated from high school? Which university did you get into? Do you want the neighbors to throw you a graduation party? Your parents passed away early..."
Shen Jin covered his face while paying the bill: "You got the wrong person, Aunt Wang!"
I fled in a panic, but... I finally bought a T.
At 4pm, Shen Jin took a bath at home, leaving no dead corners on his body. He sprayed some cologne left by his father and put on some handsome and slightly steady clothes. He looked different, like he had entered society. Then he sat in front of the computer, tossing and turning, opened the browser, and searched on Baidu:
What should I pay attention to when checking into a hotel with a girl for the first time?
The first answer: "Try it yourself at home to prevent any unexpected incidents!"
Shen Jin shook his head. It’s unreliable!
What if I no longer have those worldly desires?
The second answer: "When you enter the room, give the woman a warm hug to eliminate her anxiety and embarrassment. Also, don't hold her hair down. Foreplay and afterplay are equally important. Don't just focus on foreplay!"
Shen Jin nodded: "Very practical!"
The third answer: "Bring a T-shirt, bring some mineral water, and make sure she's not on her period!"
"Isn't this a basic operation? She should know this too, right?" Shen Jin felt that the other party would definitely not come out during a special period.
The fourth answer: "If you really don't understand, I suggest you take me with you. I can give you on-site guidance, or a video will also work!"
Shen Jin: ???
"Wow! There are all kinds of people!"
Shen Jin stopped reading here. He had almost mastered the basic skills, and the rest depended on his performance on the spot!
"Hey...it's only 4 o'clock, time is so hard to bear!"
…
In a residential area less than 3 kilometers away from Shen Jin's villa, a girl wearing a slim T-shirt was searching on Baidu on her computer:
What should girls pay attention to when checking into a hotel for the first time ?
The first answer: "Shave your armpits in advance, wear a full set of underwear, and don't wear anything too motherly, but not too girly, or the other person will think you're a pedophile. Black is the safest choice!"
The girl leaned her head on her hand and thought for a while: "I don't have any armpit hair to begin with, hum! I've already changed my underwear!"
The second answer: "Use calmness to overcome movement, and innocence to overcome evil and madness. Don't be too proactive, after all, this is your first time (even if it's not, pretend it is), don't start to stir up the other person's fire, it's not your job to light the fire, it's to add fuel to the fire . Will the helpless little white rabbit do that? In one word, 'pretend'!"
The girl blinked shyly. "This person who wrote the guide...I think she is really good at it!"
The third answer: "Don't blow dry your hair or wipe your body dry after taking a shower. A woman looks sexiest when wet. Wear a bath towel or use her white shirt as a dress, stand on tiptoe, and let water droplets roll down her thin, white shoulders..."
In this way, the girl looked at one strategy after another, constantly enriching her theoretical knowledge. After finishing, she looked at the time and said, "It's only 4 o'clock. Time goes by so slowly~!"
…
At 4:30 p.m. that day, Shen Jin received a message from a female netizen: "How about... let's skip the formalities and just go there directly?"
Shen Jin, who was walking around in circles in the room, immediately became energetic!
"Let's go! I've already booked a place!"
The two hit it off immediately!
Wanyu Hotel.
After graduating from university, Shen Jin joined the real estate group. At that time, the boss was bored and had too much money to spend, so he opened a new four-star hotel in the city. The decoration and service inside were great. Moreover, since it was a new store, there were not too many customers and it was very quiet, which was suitable for such a tryst. Otherwise, it would be awkward to run into classmates from the next class who had booked a room in the crowded place. Should we compete to see who screamed louder? Who screamed longer?
Shen Jin is not sure of winning...
Or did you meet the PE teacher or math teacher looking for excitement?
You have to know that the two are not related, but the math teacher can always accurately know when the physical education teacher is sick, when he has something to do, or when he is at home, and then quickly take over the physical education class.
There must be something wrong with these two!
Shen Jin always thought so when he was in high school.
At 5 o'clock, Shen Jin arrived at the hotel. When he walked into the lobby, he saw a girl...Liu Yao!
She was sitting on the sofa on the first floor of the hotel, as if waiting for someone. She was dressed the same as she was at lunch, except that she was wearing black stockings under her short skirt, which made her look more feminine.
But, none of this matters!
Shen Jin came here to meet his online friends, not to reminisce with old classmates!
Besides, we already talked about it at noon!
“Fuck!”
Shen Jin wanted to pretend that he didn't see it, but Liu Yao had already noticed him. He widened his eyes and looked at him in surprise, "Shen Jin!?"
How can I meet acquaintances when I go out for sex?
Shen Jin's face was full of toothache, but he couldn't pretend not to see it at this time, so he came up with a plan!
We must first treat the patient!
"Eh? Liu Yao, why are you here? Are you here to...work during the summer vacation?"
Perfect!
Shen Jin praised his quick wit, "Well... I came to..." Liu Yao's two big toes were already tapping the ground. She didn't know why she met this boy at this time who played deep and depressed every day and didn't study hard. She tried her best to pull him up for a year before he barely got admitted to the second-tier university in the city.
However, these are not important at this time!
She, a girl, was caught sitting in a hotel by boys in the same class. Tomorrow, the gossip about her will spread throughout the entire Class 4 group of Grade 3!
At this moment, she anxiously glanced at the Jialeyuan shopping mall outside, and a plan came to her mind!
"Well! I was shopping in the mall across the street. I was tired so I sat down and enjoyed the air conditioning for a while. It's quite quiet here..."
Shen Jin was immediately relieved. The person on the other side did not doubt him. "Oh...then you blow for a while. I have to go to the kitchen to help!"
Liu Yao heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that. Fortunately, he was going to the kitchen. "Yeah...then you go ahead and do your work. I'm also going to go shopping again!"
One of them went to the work area at the back of the hotel, and the other left the hotel. Ten minutes later, Shen Jin opened the door of the 808 erotic room. He did not lock the door, but left it ajar. This was the agreement between the two, and the girl could just come in when the time came.
"It was a close call... I was almost caught by my classmates while checking into a hotel with an online friend. If the old nun Liu Yao knew about it, my story would have spread everywhere immediately. Fortunately, I was smart and avoided a major social disaster! Hahaha~!"
At the same time, "Squeak!"
The half-closed door opened, and Liu Yao slipped in, patting his chest and saying, "What a close call! Do you know who I just ran into? A hopeless person in our class..."
Shen Jin turned around and their eyes met. In an instant, both of their pupils dilated to the extreme!
This is a reaction to extreme shock!
"Are you Little Dragon Girl?"
"Are you Yin Zhiping?"
The two people's online names came out of each other's mouths... breaking down a certain barrier in their hearts, and the atmosphere at the scene... suddenly froze.
At this time, Shen Jin should have been working as a summer intern in the kitchen, and Liu Yao... should have been shopping in the mall.