Volume 7: Da Mu Da Mu Chapter 13: Deadpool's Great Victory
“Boom, boom!”
Violent explosions continued to echo outside the space station. The huge Conqueror Starro, who was growing rapidly by absorbing energy from the power room, had expanded to the extreme.
The huge, brightly colored starfish conqueror had torn the outer shell of the watchtower from the inside, allowing its huge and tough starfish tentacles to continuously spray out more starfish spores.
At this time, the watchtower has entered the stratosphere.
It is the best time for it to implement the "global manipulation" tactics. Everything seems to be progressing according to the plan expected by Lai Tu. The only problem is that it is all in vain.
The fallen watchtower has been moved to the wasteland world.
99% of the life here is dead, and the only area in the entire world where there are still living people is near Osborne Tower.
But under the Green Goblin's order, the entire area has been under martial law, and the alien city Attilan floating in the air has activated some kind of powerful barrier, covering the entire area.
Those starfish spores that fell from the sky simply couldn't survive.
These released spores will quickly die if they cannot find a host within a short period of time. After anticipating this outcome, the alien creatures nicknamed "Conquerors" became anxious.
But unfortunately, its current size is too large to leave the space station, and it is not realistic to rely on parasitic life in the space station to achieve "Reincarnation".
Doomsday cannot be parasitized.
The classic Deadpool who is being madly slaughtered by seven Doomsdays can be parasitized, but Starro has just seen the serious end of the parasitic Deadpool.
This perverted lunatic in black and red tights is a mobile "source of mental infection ". Anyone who gets close to him will die.
To sum up, the conquest of the starfish Starro, who was secretly handed over to Lex Luthor by the Warlock camp to create a world crisis, has reached a dead end.
What awaits it will be a fate even more terrible than death.
But what about Doomsday?
The explosion of a space station cannot kill an ultimate biological weapon like Doomsday.
Once they fall to the ground and cannot be properly contained and become out of control, the current defense power of Osborne Tower will not be able to withstand the simultaneous destruction of seven Doomsdays.
Mason has his own way of dealing with this, but this does not prevent the hardworking classic Deadpool from trying to kill one of them in order to get a VIP customer card of the Afterlife Bar for his beloved wife as a birthday gift and a surprise for their tenth wedding anniversary.
Of course, the way this unreliable guy fights Doomsday is just as weird as expected.
"puff"
The screaming Deadpool's limbs and head were grabbed by five Doomsdays at the same time, like some ancient and evil punishment. Blood and internal organs were spilled like raindrops under the force of the five monsters.
Wade Wilson didn't know how many times his body had been torn apart.
He screamed and it sounded like he was in a lot of pain.
But this is just a common method used by Deadpool to create an atmosphere. He did feel pain, but it was just pain. This madman had already adapted to it after countless deaths in the past.
However, even the brainless Doomsday finally realized that this method could not kill Wade after repeating the same thing dozens of times, so they threw the remains in their hands to the distance, trying to destroy the body.
This is totally useless.
When returning from Utopia before, Mason questioned whether Deadpool could control the time of his resurrection himself and received a positive answer. For an ultimate immortal like him, instant resurrection is possible.
This completely defies physics.
But considering that Deadpool's immortality comes partly from the curse, it is unscientific in itself, so there is no need to try to understand such principles from the physics we know.
In short, the next moment, Deadpool's coquettish figure reappeared among the seven brothers of Doomsday.
This scene made the biological weapons without souls or thoughts feel bored.
After seeing the unkillable Wade Wilson appear again, Doomsday, who was closest to him, showed a very human expression of disgust, disdain and helplessness on his ugly face covered with weird bone spurs.
"Look at my secret weapon! Watch me transform into a powerful minotaur hunter to hunt down all of you dark monsters that have fallen into madness!"
Wade roared and activated the Isu creature bait hidden in his heart, turning himself into a menacing black minotaur as he shook his head.
But the Minotaur, transformed into a powerful mythical creature, could not help him to hold out against Doomsday for much longer. He lowered his head and tried to butt Doomsday beside him with his horns.
But it only made the impatience on the other person's face more obvious.
By this time, the seven Doomsdays had already sensed the final collision was approaching, and they curled up their bodies out of biological instinct to withstand the huge impact of landing, but Deadpool was still provoking them, which annoyed them.
After an angry punch, Deadpool's neck was easily broken again, and his body was resurrected before it hit the ground.
However, this time Wade did not die immediately after his resurrection. He was as proud as a cheater who had finally accumulated enough "ultimate energy" through continuous deaths.
At this moment, he folded his arms in a JOJO-like posture, standing with his head held high among the seven biological weapons who treated him like a fly and no longer drove him away.
A vague red figure gathered behind Wade. This was the stand ability that Wade gained through an "encounter" in his early adventure after joining the Star Society!
Hunter once revealed to Mason that Wade has a body double and the scenes where he uses the body double are hard to describe.
This is the current situation.
Deadpool's stand-in appeared behind him, like a legless phantom, as if a strange power was burning. Its appearance was extremely hot with big breasts and a big butt. He held a rose in his left hand and a gun in his right hand, but under the red phantom hood, there was a skinless skull face.
If Mason were here, he would be able to see the information tag of the Stand's ability through the character card identification as follows:
Stand Name: Sweet Mad Death
Stand type: Close range, automatic control, one-time effect
Destructive power: A
Speed: C
Range: E
Durability: E
Precision: B
Growth: E
Stand effect: When the host dies, it will inflict a final blow to the enemy that burns all life and remaining life! Its destructive power depends only on the life and life that the host can burn.
This effect is a one-time effect, and the substitute disappears after the host dies.
This stand ability can only be triggered in melee combat, and the way the ability takes effect is determined by the user's will.
Evaluation of the stand: A useless human bomb. Its poor range makes it difficult to achieve a mutual destruction effect in a real battle. But it is surprisingly suitable for Deadpool. Moreover, this bastard seems to have learned how to exploit bugs on his own, which makes the destructive power of this useless stand reach an incredible level.
If he died enough times, maybe he could destroy the universe with one blow?
"Ah! This is a blow that gathers the supreme power accumulated from 99 deaths! Can you withstand it?"
Deadpool shouted in a very childish way. He drew out the two swords behind him and slashed at the nearest Doomsday without picking a target, and screamed:
"For my wife's VIP nightclub card, fall down, idiot!"
"puff"
Wade's figure flashed past Doomsday, and he waved the two swords in his hands handsomely, trying to return them to the scabbards.
However, the collision with Doomsday's body and the combined force of this attack made the high-carbon steel blade completely unable to resist, and it shattered into flying metal slag.
And because this attack requires death to trigger, Deadpool fell to his knees and died before he could finish this handsome and cool pose.
Doomsday behind him blinked its scarlet eyes blankly. It seemed that it just saw a skeleton woman holding a rose shoot at it.
The next moment, the huge gray-white body of Doomsday was shattered into pieces amidst the splattering of blood. A standard X-shaped knife mark cut it in half. The counterattack of 99 death sacrifices superimposed on each other undoubtedly broke through the limit of Doomsday's current level of evolution.
It died without even having the time to evolve.
Moreover, Wade's weird stand-in seemed to have given the concept of "death" to a creature like Doomsday, where death does not exist. This blow completely killed the big guy in an instant.
But the way it is activated is really annoying.
The charging time is too long, the pre-swing is too long, and the attack distance is too short, so it can only be used in close combat. It can be said that the conditions for use are quite harsh. The means of krypton life attack can only be perfectly mastered by a weirdo like Deadpool who can't die.
But these shortcomings are not a problem!
Especially after he personally killed an enemy that even Superman found difficult to deal with, if Mason saw this scene, he would have to shout 666 to cheer for Lord Deadpool.
Deadpool, who was resurrected again, whistled and lifted up the severed head of Doomsday.
As the other Doomsdays roared and pounced on him, the slut patted his butt as a provocation, then activated his transmission belt and disappeared with a whoosh.
This time the belt transmission finally went smoothly, and Lord Deadpool's powerful and charming exit was forever engraved in the hearts of the remaining six Doomsdays who roared to the sky.
Unfortunately, Mason could not see this scene, and he could no longer regret what an interesting power he had missed.
Tsk tsk, it is said that Stand users are always attracted to each other. If we follow this theory, judging from the good relationship between Mason and Wade now, maybe the captain also has the potential to become a Stand user?
…
"Please stop talking!
As a robot, I feel that the relationship between you Deadpools is too abnormal. The conversation just now polluted my database. I decided to format it later. "
In the space station that was about to crash, Cyborg, who had kept the information collection module turned on, regretted very much why he had been nosy and eavesdropped on the Deadpools' little secrets.
He listened to the conversation between the female Deadpool and the young Deadpool with a wooden face, which was destructive to the world view. He felt deeply that his data mind had been polluted, and then reminded:
"You can leave now. While you were whispering dirty words just now, your friends were killed by Doomsday more than a hundred times...
Doomsday's movements of breaking their necks became more and more perfunctory, and the biological weapons' interest in these unkillable enemies was rapidly waning, but they still enjoyed committing suicide in various ways, which really opened my eyes.
So is this the fighting style of the Deadpool Corps?
Tire out or piss off your enemies by constantly committing suicide and talking nonsense? "
"Tsk, don't laugh at us. It doesn't matter what the means of combat are, as long as they are useful. We, the Deadpool Corps, have always advocated pragmatism."
The female Deadpool curled her lips and said:
"Just tell me whether we have completed our mission of stopping the enemy well or not? Have those weak Kryptonians withdrawn?"
"Superman is being dragged onto the escape pod... Thank you, the very uncomfortable but very powerful Deadpools. I have set the fall route and you can evacuate at any time."
Steel Bone sincerely thanks:
"Do you need me to prepare an escape pod for you?"
"No, no need!"
The female Deadpool waved her hand and activated a special belt around her waist. She said carelessly:
"We have a super powerful transporter belt, which is the standard issue of the Deadpool Corps. It is enough to keep us safe in any situation...ah! My legs! My breasts! They were just augmented last month, no!"
With a shrill scream, the female Deadpool's body was teleported away, leaving only a blonde head and a pair of very elastic strange things.
Probably because the conveyor belts used by the Deadpool Corps were all of the same style, which caused them to have the same "quality problem". Under Cyborg's twitching gaze, the Deadpool boy next to him covered his eyes, lifted up the female Deadpool's head, and then activated his own belt.
There was no problem with his route, and he returned to Osborne Tower smoothly.
After throwing the blonde head of the female Deadpool to the one next to him who was searching around for the almost torn body of the female Deadpool, the Deadpool boy looked back.
Cowboy Deadpool, Robot Deadpool and Dog Deadpool have all returned, but there is still no news about classic Deadpool.
Quinn, whose beautiful figure is outlined by the Venom battle suit, is now holding a telescope and looking at the sky on the top floor of Osborne Tower.
The fallen watchtower has completely entered the atmosphere, and is now turning into a huge fireball burning in the sky. This scene looks very much like a falling meteor, lighting up the dusk of this wasteland world.
Harley, who was holding a baseball bat, yelled to the Deadpool army beside her:
"You just left that nasty Wade behind! You left him there to fight seven Doomsdays all alone! Wow, you really wanted him dead."
"Wade has a secret weapon..."
Deadpool boy retorted weakly:
"Besides, he has a stand-in. Even if his opponent is seven Doomsdays, he won't die so easily. He is the man who calls himself the King of Deadpools. He is a super boss who stands at the top of the career path of all Deadpools. Even in this terrible era, there are only a handful of people who can kill Wade.
I'm sure Doomsday isn't one of them!"
"The Kryptonians have ejected safely!"
Quinn quickly captured two escape pods ejected from the space station through the telescope.
She saw the two escape pods flying north amidst a swarm of flying Starfish, and Cyborg also flew out of the falling space station, constantly attacking the starfish spores in the air and chasing the escape pods to safety.
Because Staro's starfish are all the sky blue color unique , when they gather in large numbers in the air they look very strange and very beautiful, as if the stars in the sky are about to fall to earth.
It’s weird, beautiful, and scary, but it really adds a different flavor to this wasteland.
Quinn took out a camera and started taking pictures. Then he turned around and said to Harley who was also taking pictures behind him:
"Tell sweetheart he can start moving now."
The two girls, who were like evil twins, cooperated perfectly except for the occasional fight. Harley saluted with her heels touching, grabbed a communicator and started chatting with the other side.
Just as she finished her report, a flash of light appeared behind her.
The classic Deadpool appeared behind the crowd holding Doomsday's head. He proudly raised the ugly and hideous head high, which immediately attracted cheers from the other Deadpools.
Like some kind of cult scene, they lifted up the classic Deadpool, shouted the nickname "King of Deadpool", and surrounded him as he walked towards the lounge of Osborne Tower.
Don't be curious about what these idiots are going to do. No normal person would want to know.
