Volume 7: Da Mu Da Mu Chapter 76: The invincible Uncle Tun said I was a diao! This is so cool!
Mason's assassination cast an unsettling shadow over the originally smooth transaction. Black Lightning's ability to mysteriously appear in places without speed force really made the other members of Team K very worried.
Although Mason said the situation was not as bad as they thought, everyone unanimously decided to let Mason, the core of the team, stay in a safer place.
So on the second day of the trade fair, Mason was forcibly sent back to Osborne Tower, where Flash was adjusting the cosmic treadmill and could take care of it.
Mason was not very satisfied with this arrangement. He also planned to take a look around the Star Castle to see where he could get some benefits, but in the end he could not resist the kindness shown by others.
It's just that the original plan to take Harley and Quinn on a trip to a garden world after the trade fair was ruined, but Mason's crazy beauty behaved very decently this time.
Instead of making a fuss, she told her sweetheart to stay at home and wait for her to go back after she had "sold all the goods".
It is obvious that he is addicted to setting up a stall in Star Castle.
Come to think of it, some of the weird creatures from various worlds there really touched upon the strangeness in Harry's heart. For Harry, that place was simply the best fantasy amusement park.
Especially after Mason introduced the four turtles to her as friends, Harley's two dogs fell out of favor at an extremely fast speed. This time, they were even sent back to Osborne Tower together in the name of "protecting the sweethearts."
At the moment, the two dogs were lying listlessly at Mason's feet, feeling sorry for themselves.
But it's also good this way. With so many things on hand right now, getting two days of undisturbed vacation is enough for Mason to complete the tracking and advancement of many plans.
That's what he thought.
But it turned out that Mason was too optimistic about his situation. Less than an hour after returning to the office, an emergency occurred.
The only thing to be thankful for is that it wasn’t a bad thing, but that an action that was previously shelved finally received feedback.
"The quantum tracker kept sending back identification codes ten minutes ago . Apparently, Professor McGonagall has already started her return journey, seventeen hours later than expected.
I suspect that something happened and delayed us for a while."
In the underground quantum laboratory in Area A of Osborne Tower, Mason listened to Ms. Janet's report while looking at the running tracker in front of him and the quantum tunnel in the preheating state.
Finally, he turned around to look at little Hope, who was standing outside the laboratory with his two dogs, waiting for his sister to come for lunch.
He said:
"Those two dogs were pretty fierce, but surprisingly they got along well with Hope."
"That child loves animals. She even keeps ants that were enlarged by Pym particles. But Mr. Mason, your focus seems to be a little problematic at this moment."
Ms. Janet held her forehead helplessly and said:
"Don't you care about Professor McGonagall's return? Don't you care about what happened to her in the 2149th dimension?"
"You are an expert in this field and I am a layman in the quantum field. Since you are not worried, I am naturally relieved."
Mason laughed and said:
"Also, Professor McGonagall is a great witch. You may not quite understand this concept, but let me put it this way, even if you put her in the Gotham world where there are so many demons and magic circles, she is still a big shot.
She wouldn't run into any trouble she couldn't solve, and her ability to return proved that she was fine.
But it’s not entirely true to say that I don’t care at all.”
The captain snapped his fingers, and in the midst of the burning fire, his demonized Fenrir armor tore through the flames and appeared in front of the open space in the quantum laboratory, opening the combat module without Mason's instructions.
Under the protection of Fenrir's heavy shadow, a faint blue light lit up beside Mason, and the Mobius chair that was teleported over also activated the defense mode.
He sat on it and drew the pistol from his waist. He took a step forward to protect Ms. Janet and said:
"I'm actually quite curious about what surprises Professor McGonagall can bring back for us from that unknown dimension? I think she can at least bring back an 'envoy'.
I'm sorry that I didn't tell you all of Professor McGonagall's tasks, Ms. Janet, but this is necessary to maintain confidentiality. Next, I need to ask you to leave the laboratory.
If there is danger, close off the area."
"I'm not without a fight, Mr. Mason."
Ms. Janet did not leave, but stayed there and continued to operate the instrument with the demeanor of a general. A few minutes later, the location beacon entered the designated area and the quantum tunnel was subsequently activated.
Surrounded by extremely dazzling lights of various colors, it seemed as if the door to another world was opened before one's eyes.
The quantum submarine, which had been shrunk to the subatomic level, expanded rapidly, and within a few seconds it returned to its original size as a submarine. It then smoothly entered the return orbit and began to decelerate, and finally stopped steadily in front of the raised double-arm electromagnetic cannons of the demonized Fenrir armor.
"Click"
The cockpit opened outwards, and Professor McGonagall, wearing a protective suit like a space suit, walked out. She stretched and waved to Mason who was sitting on the Mobius chair, took off her helmet and said:
"A perfect maiden voyage! I have achieved something. I am the first witch to set foot in the quantum realm. If I were still alive, my heart would definitely be pounding at this moment."
"See, I said it was okay."
Mason smiled and gestured to Ms. Janet who also smiled. The professional cleaning equipment was immediately started, flushing the entire submersible and Professor McGonagall back and forth three times to prevent the dangerous source of the zombie virus from spreading through this contact.
After confirming it was safe, Professor McGonagall entered the laboratory carrying a device that looked like a fish tank.
She changed back into her original witch robe and pointed hat, and put the "fish tank" in her hand on the table. Then she said to Mason and Janet:
"Fortunately, I have fulfilled my mission, you two. I have successfully entered the quantum realm and entered the macroscopic world of the 2149th plane as planned. There, I successfully found the 'envoy' I sent out before and brought it back.
I have to say that although this trip was short, the wonderful scenery I saw along the way is enough for me to fill a whole memoir. "
Professor McGonagall looked to be in good shape, and the magic around her was noticeably thicker.
Maybe there was an adventure?
Mason observed her and asked:
"Does the power of the Black of Decay escape from that plane?"
“Yes, and it’s pretty fast.”
The witch answered seriously:
"With the power level of the Black of Decay that I currently possess, I can only hold out there for ten days at most before I completely lose my mind and return to zombie status.
That world has no root power.
But the good news is that it is not as dead and desolate as we think.
There is still civilization there, although the form it takes is different from what we imagined, but they have promised to help us. If we are determined to go there, then the dissipation of the power of the Black of Decay will no longer be a problem. "
At this point, Professor McGonagall hesitated, pointed to the sky and said:
"I met two cosmic gods there. Their states were very strange, but I should not speak for them. They chose a messenger."
She patted the "fish tank" beside her, rubbed her brows and said to Mason:
"That damn place is good in every way, but it's too oppressive on the spirit and mind. I'm a little tired now and urgently need to meditate and rest. You guys talk to the messenger.
I have to go back and rest.”
After saying this, she gracefully made a farewell gesture, then stepped forward into her Animagus form and transformed into a vigorous tabby cat, wagging her tail and leaving the laboratory.
As a result, they were "accidentally" seen by Harley's two dogs who were in a bad mood. A cat-dog fight broke out and there was chaos outside. The only sounds that could be heard were little Hope's screams and the sounds of people trying to stop them in a hurry.
Mason's attention was now completely drawn to the fish tank in front of him. He could see that it contained "dead heads", which were the zombie heads of the Deadpool Legion, the guys he had sent as messengers before.
The noisy dead head was placed in that special instrument. It was like a strange restriction that prevented it from speaking. It could only move its dry eyeballs around, signaling Mason to turn on the switch quickly.
It wants to speak!
It's almost suffocated!
"bite"
A slender mechanical hand extended from the armrest of the Mobius chair and turned on the switch of the "fish tank". The next moment, a hoarse, obscene and noisy scream of a dead head sounded from it:
"Fuck the star swallowing! Fuck the death of XXX! Don't give me a chance! I must press that bastard woman on XXX, X first and then X!
It's really a ghost! "
This string of slang was so vulgar that Mason had to add the word "beep beep" to it in his mind. After the dead man finished cursing with an astonishing vocabulary like a swear word exhibition, Mason spoke:
"This instrument is very precise and full of technological power. It traps you inside as a phase beacon, turning you into a 'plane compass' without destroying your biological information. It also seems to have communication and information collection functions, and its strength is amazing. I feel like it wouldn't be destroyed if I threw it into the sun.
Who made this exquisite birdcage for you?"
"Can't you guess it? You damn idiot! I really believed your lies! I ran to be the messenger of seeing the devil, but I was targeted as soon as I got there.
grass!"
The dead head cursed:
"Untie me quickly, quickly! He said that if you can't even untie this thing, then there is no need for Him to continue the conversation with you."
"Oh, it seems this is still a test. I like it."
Mason liked the challenge of this kind of engineering. He stepped forward and took some time to unlock the imprisonment device with the help of the Möbius chair, then took the dead head out of it and threw it aside.
This guy, who originally only had a head, underwent a quite miraculous change the moment he was thrown out.
The dead flesh and blood appeared out of thin air to reshape its gray skeleton and shriveled skin, and even the damn red and black battle suit was shaped.
This is definitely not the power of technology.
This is some kind of great display of power from the mysterious side.
"Ha, what that asshole and stuffy woman said was actually true. She really gave me the curse of immortality! Now I'm so awesome."
The Dead Head crazily took a knife from Mason and stabbed himself with it. He found that his chopped-off arm turned into ashes after falling, but the new arm quickly regenerated. He immediately became excited and shouted that he wanted to meet up with other Deadpools and have dinner with Wade's wife.
Then he activated the unfortunate teleporter in front of Mason. Mason had no time to stop it. With a "poof" sound, half of his body was teleported away.
All that was left were four limbs that were turning into dust... uh, should I say five limbs.
This damn teleporter malfunctions every time it's activated in front of Mason. It's almost becoming a fucking law-level effect.
But Mason has solved the imprisonment of the dead head, which is equivalent to unlocking the communication puzzle given by the mysterious boss of the 2149 universe. So the next moment, with the projection of a familiar purple light, a will wrapped in purple light with only a blurry face visible descended into the quantum laboratory.
The moment His will emerged, the alarm system of the Mobius Chair began to sound the alarm frantically.
The machine soul of this thing screamed and wanted to teleport Mason away, but Mason stopped it. He signaled Ms. Janet to calm down with his eyes, then sat on the chair that blocked the warning signal, nodded to the purple light in front of him and said:
"Hello, Lord Galactus, this is not the first time we have met. During the last impact, your astral projection devoured a world in front of me."
"That's a shame..."
The heavy and powerful voice sounded directly in Mason's heart.
Although he couldn't see anything in the purple light, Mason could feel that the Devourer of Universe 2149 was watching him.
Across countless planes and under the blockade of the World Gate itself, this kind of gaze seemed to carry a heavy pressure, making Mason feel like he was carrying a mountain on his back.
Uncle Tun said in a hoarse voice:
"You are in the same group as them, and you also have that terrible mark on you. I should have unleashed my wrath and followed the quantum channel you found to destroy your pathetic world, but death convinced me.
you!
Mason Cooper, I have heard your story from the Dead Man's Head and Mag Minerva , and from a mortal perspective, you have done quite well.
I have a suggestion for you now.”
"bite"
Mason seemed to hear a reminder in his heart, and the glorious achievement "Uncle Tun said I'm awesome!" was achieved! But the next moment he regained his sanity, and before the invincible Uncle Tun could say his proposal, Mason asked first:
"Wait, Uncle Tun, I have a question for you!"
"Strange name..."
Galactus complained and said:
"Ask, since you still have some value and can be part of my plan."
"You should be the god of the universe, the only existence in the multiverse."
Mason asked directly:
"The impact event was just a tremor caused by the change of the cosmic era. It should not affect your level. Why are you being clamped by the stars?
They also use you to counter the impact, which doesn’t make sense.”
"Of course not, because I am not shaped by common sense now."
Uncle Tun explained without any sadness or joy:
"The plane where Death and I are located is just a 'dream' of the true cosmic gods. It does not exist in real history. In words that you can understand, this plane is a mistake that is outside the sacred timeline.
That was an attempt.
It is a false place that exists apart from the real subject. "
This is quite a riddle.
But Mason understood.
Uncle Tun means that the 2149 universe is not the main storyline, it is just the product of the editors letting themselves go, the logic of its existence is not strict, so it is evaluated as "the dream of the cosmic gods."
"What about us?"
Mason asked:
“Are we real?”
"It is meaningless to dwell on this question. Truth and falsehood are just illusions in your body. You will never be able to find the true truth in your entire life.
So, take it as it is.”
The invincible Uncle Tun was obviously too lazy to answer these mortals' foolish imaginations, so He changed the subject and said:
"A terrible 'disease' has occurred in my plane. The power of death has expanded and grown here but has never been able to take the next step. However, He found an opportunity in Mag Minerva.
Although the root power called the Black of Decay is weak, its interpretation of death is very unique.
Therefore, Death requires you to continue to search for the Black of Decay or similar death samples, and continuously send them to the plane where she and I are to help our misguided universe get back on track.
That’s one of the things I need you to do.”
"I'd like to help you and Lady Death."
Mason agreed to this condition without much hesitation. Anyway, he had promised Bartomos before that he would look for samples of the Metal Spirit's power in other worlds. This time, he was just shooting rabbits while robbing straw.
He looked at the purple light in front of him and asked again:
"Then your second request is..."
"Your leader, the pathetic usurper, the ridiculous devil who calls himself 'Fate', sealed me with a foolish door, deceived me, and took advantage of my hunger.
What a ridiculous bastard!"
The invincible Uncle Tun was obviously angry this time.
This is understandable because although He claims to be a non-real cosmic god, He cannot tolerate the shameful fate of being used as a tool by an ambitious person.
He said:
"I will make it suffer the consequences of its own actions ! For this reason, I will appoint you as the 'Star Devourer'! I will grant you my power to squander as you please, and you will only have one mission to undertake!
Open that door!
Mason Cooper, you know what I mean..."
