Chapter 1: People, you can't do this.

It’s no secret that felines are very alert when they sleep.

Except for the cat Yunyun.

The orange kitten woke up from his sleep in a daze, feeling the soft grass beneath him wrapping him up, and a thick layer of leaves covering his body, which was extremely comfortable.

He stretched hard, and his hairy claws scratched the air a few times, and the leaves covering his body fell down. At the same time, he actually heard the screams that humans tried hard to suppress.

"Ahhh he finally woke up."

Yunyun: Hmm?

The kitten suddenly raised its head, its head still dizzy, and it was offline for several seconds.

When I came to my senses, I found that there was a group of college students standing next to me, and many of them were holding up their phones and staring at me.

He was surrounded by some stones, and all kinds of leaves and flowers were covered on his body, making it look like a crime scene.

These things weren't there before I went to bed, and I could tell who made them at a glance.

...This class of college students is simply the worst he has ever seen!!

Yunyun's blood boiled suddenly. At this time, there was a freshman wearing an army green camouflage uniform who was so bold as to reach out and try to touch him directly.

The kitten immediately shook off the leaves on its body, arched its back towards him fiercely, and breathed hard.

No deterrent effect at all.

The student laughed even more happily, pulled his hand back, and pretended to be frightened: "Wow, how cruel."

Yunyun wagged her tail proudly, and while they weren't paying attention, she ran to the dense grass nearby and looked at the group of people warily.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, these college students did not disperse.

Don’t they have classes today?

Yunyun rubbed her claws hard on the ground, turned around and left, looking for another place to bask in the sun and take a nap.

The little orange cat quickly walked along the wall through the teaching building and came to the side of the road. Its destination was Qiying Lake across the road.

There are many fish and birds there, and you can occasionally see a few squirrels. It is a great place to roll yourself into a little ball and watch these little animals all day to satisfy your craving.

But now is the time when the road is busiest, with small electric donkey bicycles shuttling back and forth.

Yunyun thought for a moment, squatted on the side of the road, ignored the students' grammatically incorrect meows, and impatiently shook her big tail like a feather duster.

After class, the number of people and cars on the road gradually decreased.

Yunyun found the right moment, and the small orange cannonball rushed over "whoosh", so fast that only the afterimage could be seen.

It's finally here.

The kitten found its favorite tree and sat down under it, leaving a small round hole in the lawn next to it.

He found a comfortable position and nestled there, only to discover that someone had put a new slogan on the tree trunk.

The cat's eyes widened, and it straightened up, slowly looking at the paper stuck on the tree trunk.

Printed on it was a picture of himself grinning at humans, with a string of text next to it.

Yunyun didn't know many words, and at first she thought the words were praising herself for being extremely powerful, so she found several cats to show off.

As Yunyun was listening to the other cats' envious exclamations, an old cat behind her who could read said calmly, "It says 'Super evil bad cat, scratches people, please don't approach.'"

Yunyun firmly believes that when wandering outside, it is necessary to establish dignity so that other cats will not invade your territory.

This is his mother's experience as a wanderer.

Therefore, this slogan that undermined her dignity was torn up on the spot by the furious Yunyun.

The human college student who posted the slogan learned his lesson and now puts the paper up higher.

Yunyun sneered, silently showing her sharp claws, and reached the paper effortlessly.

He tore the paper into pieces.

After dealing with the eyesore, the kitten began to comb its hair facing the lake.

A cat's day is very hard.

They need to sleep fifteen hours a day and spend two hours grooming their fur. The remaining hours are spent patrolling the territory, eating, and doing other miscellaneous things.

After cleaning her four paws, Yunyun lowered her head to clean her fur collar and scarf, and then twisted the fur on her back into a knot to comb it.

After a few licks, the cat's tongue felt sore.

Bubbles were gurgling by the lake, and Yunyun's attention was immediately diverted, and she stared at the lake.

As soon as a few fat fish emerged, they saw a familiar big orange cat on the shore staring at them fiercely.

fish:……

Why is it this cat again? It’s gone.

Yunyun rushed forward and dove into the water with her claws. The slippery touch of the fish scales slipped across her paw pads.

Instead of catching the fish, the annoying fat fish splashed water and wet Yunyun's fur.

Yunyun stared at the lake in annoyance and resentment, when she suddenly heard a chuckle coming from behind her.

The kitten pricked up its ears alertly, turned its head, and saw a handsome male college student wearing half-frame glasses.

He Jingyuan saw the cat by the lake from a distance.

The pattern is the standard "gold quilt and silver bed". From the cat's head to the tail, it is bright orange, mixed with tiger stripes, but the small bib on the chest, belly and four paws are snow-white.

The hair is extremely fluffy, and under the sunlight it looks like a pair of pointed cat ears. The triangular meat floss rice ball emitting golden light is so big that it is hard to ignore.

Hearing his own voice, the "triangular rice ball" shuddered all over and turned to look at him with its round cat eyes.

He Jingyuan's mind moved.

It really is a typical "golden quilt and silver bed" cat...

His amber eyes are cute and round, but his face is sour, like an arrogant little cat emperor.

If he gets angry and makes that face with his hair standing on end, he would probably be even cuter.

I really want to kiss the kitten’s face.

He Jingyuan quickly replayed the cat-hugging process in his mind.

Then nibble the cat's ears, pinch its paws, poke its butt, and suck its belly...

You also need to bury your entire face in the soft belly and inhale deeply, up to the lungs.

However, since this was the first time a man and a cat met, doing this was too presumptuous for the kitten.

Both sides looked at each other seriously, and the atmosphere was tense and a little scary.

Seeing that the man didn't move, Yunyun ran away.

It looks a little familiar, but I don’t know him, so I’ll just give him a look out of respect.

"Little boy." The human opened his mouth and called him, "Come here."

Hearing this name, Yunyun reluctantly stopped and responded: "Meow!"

What little kid? It’s obviously Senior Yunyun!

Every time the students in the school see him, they will follow him and shout "Hello, senior", "Have you eaten, senior?", "Why don't you go to school, senior?"

At first, Yunyun was quite unhappy, but the literate old cat behind him said to him, "Senior is a respectful title in the human world, which means that humans respect you, a little cat."

So Yunyun accepted this title with peace of mind.

Kittens are meant to be worshipped!

In the end, the human who disturbed him fell silent after yelling. He just squatted down, put his backpack on the ground, and took out a bag from it...

Cat food!

The kitten's eyes lit up instantly as it recognized the logo on the cat food package.

Or his favorite cat food is goose meat flavor!

The offering of food immediately touched Yunyun's heart.

Her vigilance towards this human student gradually decreased. Yunyun walked over leisurely with her tail raised, sat upright in front of He Jingyuan, and licked her lips while looking at the bag of cat food.

The last time he ate was four hours ago, and he was almost starving.

He Jingyuan skillfully took out two plastic bowls from his backpack and placed them on the ground. He poured cat food into one of the plastic bowls and filled the other plastic bowl with clean water.

Yunyun walked forward slowly. Even though she was very hungry, she did not rush to eat. Instead, she moved closer to He Jingyuan.

He Jingyuan stretched out his slender fingertips to let Yunyun get familiar with his scent.

This human being is much more reasonable than the freshman who had the audacity to try to touch him directly.

His hands had the faint smell of hand sanitizer from the medical school's training room. Yunyun glanced at the backpack on the ground. The zipper was still unzipped, and inside was a very thick blue book.

Oh, so he is a college student who is learning how to repair humans.

Next to the book was this human's student card.

Yunyun tilted her head and carefully read the words...

Likoubei Wang Rijing three point water element.

Hmm - I don't understand, what a strange name.

Yunyun seemed to understand the few words following the major column, what did it mean by bed and what did it mean by study.

Never mind, he is a student of Yuncheng University anyway.

Yunyun dispelled her doubts and rubbed He Jingyuan's fingertips with her little head, marking her scent on his hand.

Very good, now you are a human brother who can provide me with food.

After letting the kitten get familiar with him, He Jingyuan patted the cat's head and said, "Okay, let's go eat."

The fluffy feeling still remained on his fingertips, and He Jingyuan sighed in his heart, it was so soft.

Yunyun lowered her head to smell the aroma of the cat food, then immediately opened her mouth wide, scooped a large mouthful of cat food into her mouth, and chewed it frantically...

He Jingyuan was touched by the cuteness again: "Little excavator."

Yunyun: ...

Although I don't understand it, it doesn't feel like a good word.

This cat food has a strong goose meat flavor, is crispy and has a very good taste.

Yunyun lowered her head and ate so fast that she almost stuffed her head into the bowl.

He Jingyuan next to her suddenly put his hand on the kitten's back. Yunyun shuddered and looked up at him. Seeing that He Jingyuan had no ill intentions, she continued to eat.

The hand started from the head and went all the way to the base of the tail, combing Yunyun's hair from time to time.

Halfway through the meal, He Jingyuan received a phone call. Yunyun didn't even raise her head, but eavesdropped while eating.

The kitten has very sensitive hearing, and the person on the other end of the phone is also a male.

"He Jingyuan, have you finished feeding the cat? Class is about to start."

...What kind of fish? A sea carp?

Yunyun didn't hear clearly what was said on the other end of the phone for a moment, and glanced at He Jingyuan in shock.

Your original name is Sea Crucian Carp!

It looks like a very good fish.

"This is the last one, I'll be right there." He Jingyuan replied softly, and his hands' movements gradually slowed down.

The seniors in the cat association's feeding group are basically in their junior and senior years and are too busy to spare time. He happened to not have breakfast today, so he and his roommates volunteered to help feed the stray cats in the school.

When I hung up the phone, Yunyun had already eaten all the cat food.

The kitten sat upright, cleaning the food crumbs off its big white bib, and the bowl of water next to it remained untouched.

It looks like a kitten who doesn't like to drink water.

"Would you like to drink some water?" He Jingyuan said, "You'll get sick if you don't drink water."

Yunyun licked her fur and moved her pointed ears as if she didn't hear anything.

He Jingyuan pushed the plastic bowl closer to Yunyun, but the kitten pretended to be deaf and blind at this time, unable to hear or see.

The human smiled helplessly and said, "If you don't drink it now, remember to drink it later. I have to go to class. I will feed you tomorrow."

Yunyun heard it this time, and she wrapped her tail around her paws and called out to him tenderly, "Meow."

Remember to bring the goose-flavored cat food!

He Jingyuan cleaned up everything and the kitten watched quietly by the side.

Still a little reluctant to leave.

He Jingyuan asked, "Can I touch your head again?"

Yunyun: ...

I've been touching it for a long time!

The kitten hesitated for a moment and rubbed its head against He Jingyuan's trouser leg.

For the sake of cat food, you can touch it.

"You can actually understand what I'm saying." He Jingyuan raised his eyebrows and stroked the kitten's head hard.

He was still not satisfied and asked, "Can I touch my claws?"

Yunyun was unhappy: "Meow!"

Normally, if students touched his head, he would bite them, but this guy actually wanted to touch his paw?!

He Jingyuan bargained directly with him: "You don't want me to touch it? Then how about exchanging it for two meals of cat food tomorrow? You seem to like the taste of goose meat."

Yunyun placed her claws on his arm.

Two meals of cat food, as agreed.

The cat's paw was round, plump and clean, like a small mangosteen, resting on He Jingyuan's arm.

He Jingyuan reverently picked up the kitten's paw and squeezed it gently.

So soft and elastic.

When the paw pads are touched, the kitten's hands unconsciously open, revealing its sharp claws.

So cute.

After all, the paw pad is a relatively sensitive part of a cat. Yunyun gritted her teeth and let him pinch it. Then she heard He Jingyuan make unreasonable requests again.

He Jingyuan: "Can I hug you now?"

The kitten immediately withdrew its claws!

What do you think of me? Do you think you can buy me off with just two meals of cat food?

He Jingyuan: "I'll take care of all your cat food for the next week. I have not only goose-flavored cat food, but also goose-flavored canned cat food."

Yunyun: ...

Yes, he can be bought directly.

For the goose-flavored cat can!

Yunyun gave up resisting, and the whole cat was held in He Jingyuan's arms.

The cat feels chubby and soft, and its flesh flows. The whole cat looks like a large glutinous rice cake, so soft that it is almost impossible to hold it.

The snow-white furry belly was exposed to the air defenselessly.

Yunyun had never been hugged like this before, and she was so stiff that her tail didn't even wag.

“Meow meow meow!”

Just a moment is enough, you can let me go now.

He Jingyuan was not satisfied, and suddenly lowered his head and kissed the kitten hard on the head.

Yunyun was stunned by the kiss:?

Then He Jingyuan suddenly placed his other hand on the kitten's belly.

He moved all the way down and stopped at Yunyun's genital bag, rubbing it lightly.

Yunyun:……? !

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