Chapter 2 Chapter 2 Hello, where is my can?
The pouch is located on the cat's lower abdomen and feels soft. Some cats' pouches will swing when they walk, but Yunyun's pouch is not very obvious.
As He Jingyuan moved, the kitten seemed to be paused and completely frozen in his arms.
This place is quite sensitive for cats. What He Jingyuan did was equivalent to grabbing Yunyun's crotch.
...I was trying to show you my goodwill, but you grabbed my crotch?!
What a disgrace, what a disgrace!
“Meow——!!”
The kitten was so angry that it waved its white gloves and punched He Jingyuan wildly in his arms. He Jingyuan almost couldn't hold him and accidentally pinched Yunyun's big tail.
Now that was good, Yunyun kicked hard and hit something, causing He Jingyuan to let go of his hand, allowing Yunyun to escape.
He Jingyuan covered his stomach silently.
Got hit hard.
He knew without even lifting his lid that there was a cat paw mark on his abdominal muscle.
"I'm sorry..." He Jingyuan realized he didn't know the kitten's name when he was about to say it. "I didn't mean to do that. I'll give you three more meals as compensation?"
The kitten was puffed up and its ears were pressed back.
He Jingyuan wanted to go up and stroke his fur, but Yunyun just dodged and made an angry hum.
Although it may be cute, it is still a headache to make a cat angry and unable to calm it down.
He Jingyuan checked the time and realized class was about to start. He hurriedly tried to comfort the kitten and said sincerely, "I'm really sorry. I couldn't control myself because you're so beautiful."
"The hair is so smooth, he must spend a lot of time grooming it every day, no wonder he looks so pleasing."
When Yunyun heard this, she bared her teeth at him.
Of course he knew his fur was beautiful! There was no prettier kitten in the whole school, not even the calico cats.
However, after staying in the school for more than a year, he was like a little bully who dominated the campus. Every cat had to call him "Boss", and even the human junior students had to chase him respectfully and call him "Senior Yunyun", praying that he would do them the favor of having a bite of the delicious cat noodles they offered him.
Today, someone actually...
Damn it, this is the first time someone dares to do this to him!
The kitten carefully lowered its head and licked the fur on its belly. It was almost fainted from anger.
Since someone is so blind to come up to you, don't blame him for blackmailing you...!
Yunyun yelled at him fiercely: "Meow!"
Five cans of goose meat. You didn’t give me five cans. I will never forgive you for this!
He Jingyuan: ...
I have no idea what Mimi Meow Meow is saying.
"I'll bring some canned food tomorrow to apologize to you." Although they couldn't communicate in the same language, He Jingyuan strangely connected his brainwaves with Yunyun. "Or I'll bring some canned food the next time we meet."
After hearing the promise, Yunyun finally calmed down a little, stopped paying attention to him, and ran away.
What a good fish! This sea crucian carp is obviously a bad fish.
The kitten was very unhappy because it was forced to change its sunbathing place twice.
Especially the lower abdomen... there is always that strange feeling, as if He Jingyuan is still rubbing it.
So the orange cat pressed his ears all the way and limped to the school express station.
Two cats were playing on the lawn in front of the inn, one was a tabby cat and the other was a cow cat.
It was said that it was playing, but the tabby cat was lying there with its eyes closed, resting. There was a thin strip of white hair from its eyes to its face, which looked like a scar and looked very ferocious.
The other cow cat treated the grass as an imaginary enemy and played with it. It ran around for a long time without getting out of breath.
As Yunyun walked over, Cow Cat noticed his peculiar walking posture and asked, "Boss, did your balls get picked?"
The orange cat scratched its face with its claws: "If you don't have it yourself, don't make random guesses about other cats not having it!"
The cow cat reacted quickly, and the two cats had a fight on the lawn, and the matter was finally settled.
The cow cat is called Sheriff. It was not originally called this name, but was renamed by the students because it looks very similar to the cat in the cartoon.
It is a cat raised by the owner of the express station. It wears a red collar around its neck and is usually kept in a cage. Today, it was rarely let out to play outside.
After the fight, most of the Cow Cat's energy was exhausted.
The cat leaned its head over to sniff Yunyun's body, as if it had discovered something. It exclaimed, "Why do you smell like goose meat cat food and humans?"
Especially the human smell, which was so strong that it felt like the boss had been hugged by someone.
Yunyun couldn't help but blush, and her meowing became a little louder: "Because a human offered me cat food today, and he also owes me ten cans of food."
He wouldn't tell anyone about the kiss and hug of the sea crucian carp, otherwise how would he be allowed to go out and meet other cats?
The sheriff was a stickler for words and was immediately redirected: "Well, this guy is pretty good."
Yunyun gritted her teeth. What good was that? He was clearly a super invincible villain!
"Boss, how about we go get some air conditioning later?" the sheriff suggested. "That little group that worships cats is having a meeting today. We could stop by and use the air conditioning."
"I just asked Huahua to go with me, but she refused."
Huahua is referring to the tabby cat, which looks ferocious but was named Huahua by the students.
It glanced at the sheriff impatiently: "I don't want to go."
Yunyun didn't want to go either. What was so good about attending meetings? They always chose lunch or dinner time for meetings. As soon as she got there, she would be hungry and sleepy. It was so boring.
"Go by yourself."
Yunyun lay on the lawn with her four paws facing the sky, licking the fur on her belly sadly, which had just been touched by He Jingyuan.
He needs to think about his cat life.
Just then, the sheriff's master returned.
He was a muscular middle-aged man who had just returned from walking his two dogs.
Yunyun frowned and moved a little deeper into the lawn. He didn't want to deal with these two dogs.
A yellow and white big-eared dog and a black and white stupid dog. The two dogs and the cat together can make the whole school go crazy. I don’t know how the boss has endured it all these years.
The two dogs were so exhausted from walking that they lay on the ground and stuck out their tongues.
The cow cat next to Yunyun stood up and ran towards its owner.
The sheriff chased to the boss's feet, meowing non-stop all around, then sat down dignifiedly in front of the man and was successfully fed a freeze-dried chicken breast.
Yunyun sharpened her claws jealously.
What's so good about having freeze-dried chicken breast available for domestic cats to eat anytime, anywhere? He was already very full from the cat food just now.
Then the boss picked up the sheriff, and the whole cow cat was picked up like a child. The boss lowered his head, kissed the cow cat's head, and rubbed its belly.
Yunyun immediately became energetic.
What a familiar action. The crucian carp did the same to him just now.
But the sheriff showed no impatience at all, his tail was slightly raised, and he was obviously in a good mood.
Yunyun had a complicated expression.
When I came to my senses again, Cow Cat came back with three freeze-dried chicken breasts.
One freeze-dried cat per piece, everyone gets a share.
Yunyun quietly sniffed the freeze-dried food in front of her, then turned to look at the sheriff who was enjoying his meal next to her: "Why are you letting your master touch your belly?"
The belly is a kitten's most vulnerable part.
The sheriff found him baffling: "My master likes me, so he touches my belly, and after that he gives me freeze-dried food."
Wandering girl Yunyun never heard her mother teach her this.
The little orange and white cat had a complicated expression: "Because I like you, I touch your belly?"
Sheriff: “Yeah!”
Yunyun: "Will I still kiss you?"
Sheriff: “Uh-huh!”
Yunyun took a deep breath and thought: "Will I pinch your paw too?"
Sheriff: “Yes.”
The sheriff asked back, "Did that human pinch your paw today too?"
Yunyun almost let the cat out of the bag, but immediately denied it: "Do I look like a cat that lets anyone pinch its paws?"
The cow cat shook his head violently: "Anyway, my master likes to pinch my paws, and sometimes he likes to bite my paws, but I don't like him biting them, so I often put my paws in my pocket."
...and chewing cat paws?!
The degree of human perversion is beyond imagination.
Yunyun's cat ears twitched, and she suddenly remembered that the sheriff's cat claws loved to dig out other cats' feces and play with them everywhere...
The clean little orange cat quietly walked away from the sheriff, and couldn't help but sigh -
The sheriff's master is also quite heavy-mouthed.
After chatting for a long time, Yunyun's anger subsided a lot, and she was miraculously coaxed into a good mood by the sheriff: "So he treats me like this because he likes me."
The Sheriff and Huahua looked at each other and asked at the same time, "Who is it?"
Seeing Yunyun glaring at him, the sheriff immediately realized that this was a taboo topic and praised him crazily: "It's only natural for the boss to be liked by others. Who wouldn't dare to like the boss!"
The little orange cat puffed out its chest because of the praise.
that is!
It is the honor of the sea crucian carp that it likes him!
Happy to be praised, Yunyun also condescended to finish the freeze-dried chicken breast given by the sheriff.
He was actually very full, but he couldn't suppress his greed and wanted to stuff everything he saw into his mouth.
After all, when you are wandering around, you can't waste food.
Seeing Yunyun eating her freeze-dried food, the sheriff urged again, "Boss, why don't we go get some air conditioning?"
The mouth is short when eating cat food, and the paws are soft when holding cat.
Yunyun thought for a moment and said, "Then let's go."
It is summer now and it is very hot outside. It is cooler in an air-conditioned room.
The sheriff got the information from somewhere and found out the location and time of their meeting. As soon as noon came, he took Yunyun there to use the air conditioning.
As soon as I arrived at the classroom door, a cool breeze blew in from inside, and the restlessness in my heart was relieved a lot.
All you can see are college students who just finished their classes walking in one after another, complaining non-stop.
"Why choose lunch break for the meeting when else can I have it? I have classes this afternoon and evening. It's so annoying."
"Me too. I haven't even eaten yet. I might as well order takeout."
"Ah, it's Yunyun and the sheriff coming over!"
After all, he was a member of the Cat Association and was particularly familiar with the kittens in the school. The sheriff immediately rubbed his furry little head against their hands, and Yunyun took the opportunity to run into the classroom.
He Jingyuan was sitting in the last row when he suddenly saw a familiar kitten rush in through the front door.
The little orange cat walked behind the podium, and not long after, a small orange head popped out from behind the podium.
Yunyun jumped hard from the stool and jumped onto the podium table. When the whole cat landed on the ground, there was a dull "bang" sound.
It curiously fiddled with the pen on the table, then curiously fiddled with the microphone on the podium, and then put its head over: "Meow——"
Next, let the senior say a few words to you.
The microphone didn't respond.
Huh? Doesn't this amplify the sound?
The kitten lowered his head and studied for a long time but couldn't figure out anything. He had no choice but to look up at the college students below, and ended up finding He Jingyuan in the corner.
I will bring him ten cans next time we meet!
The orange cat rushed forward angrily to collect the debt.
As soon as he got close to him, He Jingyuan bent down and spread his hands towards Yunyun: "Baby, come here."
Yunyun rolled her eyes inwardly.
This is only the second time we meet, who is your baby?
He still moved forward, stepped on He Jingyuan's thigh, jumped onto the table, and sat very straight in front of He Jingyuan.
The white kitten covered He Jingyuan's notebook with its paws and patted it hard: "Meow!"
Last time you promised me that you would give me twenty cans!