Chapter 273 Diary

Page's Voyage Diary

Diary: X. X/XXX

[This mission was really frustrating. I was prepared to be demoted because the mentally retarded fugitive who was disintegrated by the plasma cannon had been physically evaporated, but the contraband was not on his ship. He must have hidden it in some remote corner. Without a doubt, this will be another bad chapter in my bleak career. ]

[Since the contraband that the mentally retarded fugitive smuggled was so terrible, I will still call it by the last three digits of the serial number 241. Tsk, I just realized that 241 is also a very unlucky number in terms of numerology.]

[Anyway, when my subordinate Lu Lun told me the great news that the stuff was not on the suspect's ship, I wanted to shoot a blast at the face of this loyal and good subordinate of mine. Subordinates who report bad news that is enough to get their superiors fired and exiled without them being mentally prepared should all be sentenced to death! If I think about it this way, I envy those rulers of dictatorial planets.]

【Faced with the nervous and questioning eyes of my subordinate Lu Lun, I could only put on a confident posture, as if everything was under control. As a boss, you must never show timidity and hesitation in front of your subordinates. Although this news is extremely bad, at least there is still a ship of people waiting for my command, and the suspect also left some traces, so I put on a sour face and ordered all the technicians to devote themselves to analyzing the dynamic data left by the suspect. In this pile of data reports, I finally found the place where the criminal had been hiding. 】

[Its name is Lola, and the local indigenous people call it Earth. ]

[In my opinion, the name Earth is a bit arrogant, but it is understandable. Primitive people without developed civilizations always overestimate their own capabilities and think that the world they live in is the center of the universe.]

[Anyway, this remote corner contains contraband 241. ]

【Lola, this is our destination. 】

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【Bad news.】

[First of all, this remote and backward planet, Lola, is an independent civilization protection zone. This means that you have to be careful in everything you do. If by any chance those surprised natives discover our alien visitors, I will not only have to spend a lot of time and money to erase the memories of these overly excited natives, but also have to deal with the equally surprised damn security committee on this planet.]

【Secondly, the Overseer's Office on this planet is an extra-curricular organization, and it is supervised by both the First Court and the Fourth Court. Ah, the brother organization I least want to deal with is this kind of multi-headed organization. Lord Mansfield of the First Court is undoubtedly a noble man worthy of respect, but the extra-curricular office supervised by the First Court and the Fourth Court, haha. I know what the result of negotiating with them will be even with my eyes closed. They will directly blast us out of Lola's orbit, and then search for the contraband 241 and take it for themselves. 】

[In my not-so-long career, I have personally experienced this kind of "warmth" from brother organizations many times. So when I learned that the agency on Lola was affiliated with a faction, I immediately made a decision - that is, to disguise the Tianlai as a cargo ship, quietly approach Lola, and quietly search for the contraband without anyone noticing. ]

[God bless you, I hope everything goes well. 】

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[I really want to bombard that prisoner who has already turned into dust in the air with plasma cannon a hundred times.]

【Today our search has made new progress. We found clues to the contraband 241 that he had hidden. The information left at his former residence showed that this genius suspect had broken down the contraband 241 into molecules and injected them into a local grass carp to evade the search. I think this suspect should not have died so simply from a plasma cannon . His lower body should have been soaked in a nuclear furnace, and his head should have wailed a thousand times before considering the issue of death.】

[According to the existing data, grass carp is a very common freshwater fish on Lola. The annual grass carp production of Country Z on the planet alone is over 5.5 million tons (local units). I don't want to read out the specific number. In other words, if we can't find the marking code left by the suspect, we will have to look for a grass carp, a fucking grass carp, in this ridiculous amount of data.]

[I would like to amend my previous statement. The appropriate way for this prisoner to die is to launch him directly onto the surface of a star that is exploding in a supernova.]

[My subordinate Lu Lun was panicking again, because this meant that he would devote his limited life to the great cause of counting grass carps one by one. I could understand his feelings very well. Then I kept a calm demeanor and ordered my subordinates to check his residence again, not even a speck of dust in his room would be spared. Since he could turn the stolen goods into gravel and hide them in this vast desert, he must have left a key that would be convenient for me to retrieve.]

[Well, the worst that can happen is that we'll be counting grass carp in this remote corner of the countryside for a few years.]

[I am ready to exterminate all grass carp on this planet if I cannot find the marking code.]

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【Good news.】

【We finally found the tag code and successfully located the big grass carp. 】

【Bad news.】

【The fish was eaten by the local natives.】

[Yes, although the annual production of grass carp in this country is more than 5.5 million tons, and a lot of it is consumed by the local indigenous people every year, there is no doubt that most of the grass carp still live happily and leisurely in the water. Unfortunately, the fish was caught ashore the day before we located it and became a delicacy on the indigenous people's table. ]

[Of course, compared to counting grass carps in the following years, dealing with a few Homo sapiens was much easier. We quickly identified our target. The decomposed substances of the contraband 241 were concentrated in the bodies of two indigenous Homo sapiens, one named Yan An and the other named Wu Jinsheng. Considering the local technological level, it is not difficult to capture them. The only problem is that we may be interfered by the local Brotherhood of the Eye of Supervision, the annoying Security Committee, and other non-governmental organizations such as the Human Protection Association. ]

[Each interference is enough to make our operation fail. In order to minimize failure, I carefully read the local information and after discussing with the staff, I made a decision: this is a surprise attack. We will use the fastest positioning transmission to teleport them to the Tianlai, and then evacuate urgently.]

【Under my ingenious plan, we succeeded. 】

[Both Homo sapiens were captured.]

[When we were about to leave Lola, our ship first received a communication from the δT6228 group of slender-legged crabs, claiming that we had kidnapped their lovers. I suspect their communication was infected by a virus, or that the word lover was a cryptic code with some other meaning.]

[After blocking the endless communications of the δT6228 group of slender-legged crabs, our ship received a communication request from the local brother organization of the Eye of Supervision. They asked us to return the two Homo sapiens immediately in a very "friendly" tone, otherwise the consequences (including shooting the people and the ship into the black hole) would be our own responsibility.]

[Faced with the "friendly" request from our brother organization, our ship politely said "Get lost" and immediately performed a space jump. ]

[Get lost, my brothers and colleagues! ]

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[The two Homo sapiens were in good physical condition, but their mental state was obviously not good. ]

[The two of them are currently living in a cabin, and they are given meals every day according to the calorie intake standards of Homo sapiens. But since they boarded the ship, the two Homo sapiens have started a hunger strike. They refused to eat the nutritious meals we gave them.]

[I sent Shu Ying, the most gentle crew member on the ship, to persuade them to eat. When Shu Ying appeared in front of the two Homo sapiens, they looked very frightened. After all, they had never seen any intelligent life other than Homo sapiens in their lives. In their eyes, alien intelligent life that was not in the form of upright hairless apes was probably a terrifying monster. Although Shu Ying was the most beautiful among us, she still frightened them pale. Shu Ying's soft words were just meaningless screams in their ears.]

[The language translator on our ship does not have Laura's language built in. In order for these two Homo sapiens to understand our language, we need to implant chips in them. I plan to perform the chip implantation surgery on them tomorrow.]

[Shu Ying ate a few nutritional meals in front of them (the rationed meals were all capsules) to dispel their vigilance, but they were still full of doubts and did not dare to eat. In order to prevent them from starving themselves to death, I sent two more crew members in to subdue them directly and roughly poured the capsules down their throats.]

[The two Homo sapiens looked even more depressed.]

【Shu Ying told me about her worries: “These two Homo sapiens are about to give birth, right?”】

【"What?"】

[Shu Ying opened her four beautiful eyes wide, "There are two of them, locked in the same room, and now they refuse to eat. It seems that they are going to reproduce and give birth to offspring."]

[I must admit that Shuying is a good crew member, but her knowledge of foreign races is too scarce. "They are not Achids. Two individuals alone cannot reproduce." I explained, "They belong to the Homo sapiens species with male and female differences. In Lola, two indigenous men cannot have children."]

Earth.

Extinction of humanity.

Lu Lixuan always keeps his mission in mind.

First, he needed to find a human female who was willing to have offspring with him. But now he was stuck at this step.

According to the information he had, forcing or unnaturally brainwashing the other party would not produce a qualified Son of Destruction. He had to find a partner who was willing to give birth to offspring, but where should he find one?

Fortunately, the detention center was a good place. His roommates gave him new information.

At that time, he explained to his roommates the reason why he was in the detention center, and the room was immediately filled with happy smiles. He didn't quite understand why these humans were so happy.

"It turns out you're still an unsatisfied pervert." said a roommate.

"People always have that need." Another roommate said with a wink and a smile.

He then asked them how he could find a human female with whom he could undergo the necessary steps to reproduce.

The roommates laughed again. Then one of them said, "Why don't you just go to the hair salon lady?"

"What lady?" he asked.

"I can introduce you to someone," the roommate said. The other roommates laughed again.

Later his roommate gave him an address.

After leaving the detention center, Lv Lixuan quickly found the place. It was already night, and on the dark street, only the door of the hotel building was emitting a vague red light, with a line of words written on the door: [Meilan Health Care].

He walked in and told the front desk about his introducer. After a while, a heavily made-up woman popped up and asked with a smile, "What service do you need, young man?"

"..." Lu Lixuan thought about how to express his request. From the information he had obtained from the conversations with his roommates these days, it seemed a bit too abrupt to talk about having a baby right away.

"Hey, what are you standing there for? Come in." The woman pulled him into the room.

There were about five or six girls in the room, all wearing heavy makeup, but all looked listless. Lv Lixuan didn't know if their bodies could accomplish this mission. After a conversation, the proprietress seemed to understand, "You want to stay overnight? No problem. Xiaosi, you have to treat this boy well."

Xiaosi took Lu Lixuan to a dark little room upstairs in the hotel.

Lu Lixuan sat on the chair, actually he didn't know how to start.

"How old are you this year?" Xiaosi asked, "You look so young."

"According to the dates here, it's about a month." Lu Lixuan replied.

Xiaosi smiled, "I knew you wouldn't tell the truth."

"I'm not lying."

"Okay." Xiaosi sighed, "Let's get started."

She smiled at him and reached out to turn off the light.

Lu Lixuan took a deep breath.

Then, he heard several screams outside, followed by hurried footsteps up the stairs. Xiaosi suddenly turned pale and hid in a corner trembling.

Bang! The door was knocked open and a group of people rushed in. "Don't move! Don't move! Police! It's the police!!"

"Don't move! Everyone, be quiet!"