Chapter 274 Don't Laugh
Yan An opened his eyes, soft light poured into his eyeballs, and the ventilation duct echoed with a buzzing sound.
I hope this is a dream, please, this is a dream.
Above my head is a light white ceiling made of unknown material.
He sighed and slowly sat up.
Principal Wu sat opposite him, his eyes full of bloodshot, with an expression that said, "How can you still sleep?" Yan An's eyes were inevitably attracted by his smooth head. He had to admit that the smooth head that was different from the past was really eye-catching. Even after encountering such an incredible thing, his first reaction after regaining consciousness was to stare at Principal Wu's head for a long time.
Until he actually saw those...those strange-looking aliens, he still had a sense of unreality and dreaming.
"..." After noticing Yan An's gaze, Principal Wu glared at him with some humiliation. He shrank his neck, and his head reflected the indoor lights, appearing as a bright highlight.
I really didn't expect that he had no hair at all, Yan An thought with some sadness. Normally, you really can't tell.
"What are they going to do to us?" Principal Wu spoke, his voice a little hoarse.
Yan An shook his head, but he remembered the few science fiction films he had seen before. Normally, when aliens abducted humans, the most common thing they did was to dissect and study the human body for experiments. Dissection, he didn't want to say the word.
"Will they... dissect us?" Principal Wu finally said it.
Yan An looked at him sadly, "I don't know."
Principal Wu's face was like Edvard Munch's famous painting "The Scream". "My daughter is still in college, and I have elderly parents. I can't die here!" he shouted.
Who isn't?
Yan An thought of An Yuan’s smiling face and sighed softly.
With a "click", a small hole suddenly appeared on the seamless wall, and a metal push plate popped out automatically, with two small boxes on it. Each small box contained three blue capsules. A suspended three-dimensional image appeared on the box, and a strange-looking monster stretched out a claw, took a capsule out of the box, and stuffed it into its mouth.
According to yesterday's experience, this should be the alien's signal for them to eat the capsule. When the alien finished the demonstration, new three-dimensional images appeared. The person in the image was Principal Wu.
Principal Wu in the picture picked up the capsule from the box, swallowed it into his mouth, and then this "Principal Wu" laughed with an exaggerated expression.
Principal Wu asked, "Why am I in the video?"
Yan An said: "I think it was to demonstrate to us to eat the capsule. You in the picture should be a simulation."
Principal Wu looked at it and said, "Wait a minute, why do I look like an idiot when I smile?"
Yan An said: "Uh... the action is indeed a bit exaggerated."
Then Principal Wu in the screen took another capsule and stuffed it into his eyelids, then Principal Wu rolled on the ground in pain, and a symbol appeared on the screen. Yan An guessed that it was the alien "X" representing negation. Then Principal Wu stuffed the capsule into his ear hole, and he showed a puzzled and stupid expression, and the previous negation symbol appeared on the screen again.
Principal Wu said angrily: "What are you doing?!"
"Demonstrate the correct way to eat it and the incorrect way to use it." Yan An said rationally.
The next scene is Principal Wu taking off his pants and stuffing the capsule into his buttocks...
Principal Wu's roar flooded the cabin, "Do these aliens think we are morons!!!"
Yan An looked away and coughed awkwardly.
The demonstration video disappeared, and two small boxes were pushed in front of Principal Wu and Yan An.
Principal Wu glanced at Yan An, his eyes clearly showing "Do we really want to eat?"
"If we don't eat it, they will force us to swallow it." Yan An said that they were forced to swallow the capsules in a rough manner yesterday. "We have no other choice."
Principal Wu took the capsule with a heavy expression and swallowed it. Yan An also took the capsule and put it in his mouth. He opened the capsule and found a white fine powder inside. It had no smell. He didn't know what the capsule did. Was it a drug that would change their physique? Was it a mind control brainwashing thing? Or was it simply a way of eating to supplement nutrition? He had no way of knowing, and now they had no other choice.
After they finished swallowing the capsule, the metal push plate was withdrawn, and the wall became smooth again without even a crack visible.
Strangely enough, he was still a little hungry, but after swallowing the capsule , the hunger was gone, and now Yan An only had an empty feeling of fullness. This capsule might really be alien food.
The cabin became silent.
Yan An looked around. Since they came in, the cabin has been filled with soft and abundant light. He never found the light source. This is a very interesting technology. If these aliens have no ill intentions, if they can communicate with them, it may be a good opportunity to learn about the advanced alien civilization. Perhaps because of his full stomach, Yan An was no longer as nervous as he was at the beginning, and even imagined communicating with aliens, but then he thought of An Yuan, his two children, his parents and friends. He glanced at his watch. Now he has been missing for almost three days. An Yuan must have called the police. Are the two children missing their father? Thinking of this, Yan An's heart tightened. What will happen next? Dissected? Experimented? Or will he be taken to the alien planet and trapped there forever? His mood became heavier again. I hope the aliens don't have any ill intentions, and I hope Principal Wu and I can go back safely. He could only repeat it over and over again.
…
…
Principal Wu suddenly said softly: "Brother Yan, let me ask you a question."
"What?"
"Do I really look as stupid now as I did in that image?"
"Uh, neither."
"Look at me while I speak."
“…”
"Are you looking into my head?"
“…”
"You're still laughing! Is this the time to laugh?!"
"Feel sorry."
People's policeman Cao Yu was slacking off, or to be more precise, he was doing work that had nothing to do with the local police. He was looking through information about the Yota CVS37 financial fraud case, which was a case related to his other main job - an agent of the Security Committee.
Since being expelled by Ma Jingshi that day, Cao Yu has carefully reviewed the case files several times. Rationally speaking, the local human named Yan Zhen did not have a criminal motive. He owned a planet, and the future development income was very considerable. There was no need to use his own planet to defraud and cause trouble. The home address of the owner of this planet is not difficult to find from the Planet Administration. At present, it can be basically determined that a group of scammers used the name of Yota CVS37 planet to defraud, and then pushed the matter to the owner of the planet .
Cao Yu did not regret going to ask Yan Zhen, the owner of Yota CVS37 planet, for a question. This gave him another piece of information, that is, the local human Yan Zhen was the local assistant of the Eye of Supervision. Knowing the Eye of Supervision's eyes on this remote planet was also an extremely important intelligence work of the Security Committee. That trip was not in vain. But when he reported this information to his boss, Inspector Sheying, Inspector Sheying took a look at Yan Zhen's photo and said, "It's him."
"Inspector, this young man is an eye of the Eye of Supervision." Cao Yu reported.
"I know," Inspector Sheying replied, "He once saved my life."
"ah??"
"Yes." Inspector Sheying didn't mention it any more after that.
This brought a great shock to Cao Yu. A young human boy from a remote planet, not to mention that he is a member of the Eye of Supervision, it is incredible that he also owns a planet, but the most outrageous thing is that he once saved the life of Inspector Sheying. Until now, he has not fully digested the last piece of information. In his eyes, Inspector Sheying is an excellent and powerful legendary predecessor, an idol that he is ready to spend his whole life looking up to and chasing. Over the years, countless vicious criminals have been in the hands of Inspector Sheying, and it was such a legendary inspector that the boy of the Eye of Supervision actually saved his life. For a moment, he felt mixed emotions and was so shocked that he could hardly think.
Just as he was trying to concentrate and continue looking into the fraud case, a group of people rushed into the police station.
This time, the crackdown on pornography and illegal publications brought back a group of prostitutes and prostitutes. Cao Yu stood up and scanned them. Among the lifeless prostitutes, he saw a familiar face. He angrily said, "Why is it you again!!!"
Zhao Anliang said softly: "Yes, it's him again."
…
Lv Lixuan, who had become a veteran in the eyes of the police, sat calmly in the police station. When Zhao Anliang asked him a question, he looked up and said, "But the other party is willing."
Zhao Anliang rolled his eyes.
"This is illegal, you know?"
Lu Lixuan blinked: "Okay, now I know."
Zhao Anliang was so angry that he didn't want to talk.
After understanding the situation, Zhao Anliang announced that Lu Lixuan would be detained for three days in accordance with the public security regulations.
Lu Lixuan was surprised and asked, "Three days? Only three days?"
Cao Yu angrily asked, "How many more days do you want?"
"But I can stay for fifteen days." Lu Lixuan bargained, "Isn't three days a bit short?"
Zhao Anliang laughed angrily: "Why, are you addicted to staying in the detention center?"
“The meal is quite delicious.”
Zhao Anliang wanted to throw the teacup at his head.
Commander Page's Diary
X. X/XXXXXX
[Just as I expected, our brother organizations came after us like a pack of Chajika rats smelling food. If I could, I would like to greet them with full firepower and burn the ships with cannonballs. But considering my future career, I decided to let my crew treat their communications as buzzing insects. ]
[The local supervisor of the Eye of Supervision who requested the call is an Alter named Mr. Cat. This guy is one of the airborne supervisors that has been hotly discussed in our circle recently. Currently, no one has been able to dig out his training base and mentor, which means that no one knows his background. This is very annoying, because you don’t know who is behind it, and you don’t know who you will offend inadvertently by opposing it. Forget it, anyway, its current faction is a hostile faction that we can’t help but launch missiles at each other when we see it, and knowing it can’t change the facts. ]
[But soon my communicator told me that the pursuers from our brother organization were getting closer and were about to catch up with us. The communicator's expression seemed a little distorted, "It's the Fortress of the Mourners, Your Excellency the Commander, they have opened up the fortress!"]
【fortress.】
【fortress??】
[When I saw the fortress signal clearly on the screen, I wondered for a moment if I had kidnapped a planetary governor of the Galaxy Itami government. All the crew members on the bridge cried out in a low voice. Because this was outrageous, it looked like we were fleeing Izel aliens, and the enemy was about to blow us to pieces.]
[“Commander, the other party demands the immediate return of the two Lola local humans. They demand that they be returned unharmed, otherwise…” The communicator’s eyes twisted into a ball.]
[I know what the unspoken second half of the sentence is, but it’s a method of turning us into cosmic dust.]
[“The Fortress of the Mourner will catch up with us in two hours (Lola time).”]
[All the crew members on the ship are looking at me. I know what is written in their eyes of different sizes. Please, sir, I don't want to become a speck of dust in this remote corner.]
[“Keep going at high speed.” I announced expressionlessly, “The people are on our ship, they won’t open fire easily.”]
[But what should I do if I'm caught? I thought quickly. Hand over the two 241 carriers that I caught with great difficulty? No, that's impossible. Handing them over means that I will be greeted with a family bucket of judgment from the Inner Ring Court when I return. Not only will my career be ruined, but there's a high chance that I'll be sent to the border to be turned into a meat paste by the Zerg Swarm. On one side is my future of being turned into a meat paste, and on the other side is my future of being turned into cosmic dust. Neither side seems to be a good choice.]
[Anyway, the person will not be handed over to them.]
[After clarifying this, looking at the fortress on the screen that was ready to destroy us, I suddenly came up with a good idea. ]
