Chapter 328: A new escape method - the bad escape
"Well, okay, let me put it another way."
Gu Sanqiu said seriously: "Bard Wendy, can you give me a seed of power? Otherwise, I will throw you into the fruit wine lake."
Originally, she was planning to threaten him and throw him to the Cat's Tail Tavern to keep the company of kittens, but Wendy would probably drink like crazy despite being allergic to cat hair, and then she would probably even have to pay for him if she took him there.
If it goes too far, this guy might become as bad as the old man, and everyone would be blamed for everything. Then he would receive foreign bills from Mond from time to time.
"I'm sorry, but that's not possible."
Wendy suddenly spoke directly, her tone leisurely.
"You don't think you can take me down with just some slime secretions."
Bang--
After a muffled sound, all the ice crystals and shrapnel on Wendy's body were shattered into pieces. A strong whirlwind gradually formed around him and turned into a green running wolf.
"I see. You use tiny wisps of wind elements to vibrate at high frequencies in the gaps between your body and the ice crystals. You use this to break the freeze and formation restrictions."
"Yes~, you are not bad at all, you can actually see the core of this little trick in an instant."
Wendy smiled widely: "Let this little cutie play with you for a while longer."
"Play? You don't think you can get away."
Gu Sanqiu snapped his fingers and said, "I only used three missiles when I restricted you just now."
A larger golden formation spread out from under Gu Sanqiu's feet. In the sky, launchers made of rock elements were aimed at Wendy under his guidance.
"Ah! The big bad guy is actually trying to run away!"
When Keli heard Wendy's voice, she immediately jumped to Gu Sanqiu's side and took out a .
"Look at me - Captain, be afraid!"
Wendy's face suddenly changed, while Gu Sanqiu maintained a gentle smile on his face, but one hand had already prepared a seal, ready to create a huge shield at any time to save the lives of the surrounding animals and plants.
"emission!"
The launcher roared, and Klee's bomb was thrown out immediately. Then Gu Sanqiu squatted down and picked up Klee.
"Cover your eyes."
When Wendy heard Gu Sanqiu asking Klee to cover her eyes, his expression changed again, because he thought of the formulas of the underworld bomb that this guy had just taught Klee!
boom!
As expected, in addition to the regular explosions, Wendy also took in a variety of strange and bizarre bomb sets.
If it weren't for Benlang who was guarding him loyally and summoned a thick wind barrier to block the aftermath of the explosion, that round of firing would definitely have sickened him.
This is inevitable, but it is impossible for him to get hurt . If he is beaten by these two little guys, he will really be ashamed.
The smoke and dust dissipated and the elements returned to normal. Gu Sanqiu looked at Wendy, whose clothes were not even torn, and raised his eyebrows.
"It seems you still have some strength left. You were able to even stop the explosion that spread to the surrounding area."
Wendy lifted her hair handsomely and said, "Of course. I am a person who holds authority after all."
"Then take my move."
Gu Sanqiu formed seals with his hands, and the huge demon-subduing pestle appeared again.
"Mountain-shaking and demon-subduing pestle!"
"stop!"
Wendy raised her hands: "I surrender, I surrender!"
…
"Great! The Knight of Favonius has succeeded in catching the thief!"
Gu Sanqiu looked confused, while Keli jumped up excitedly. The victory in the game made the little girl very happy.
I guess until now, this naive Little Red Riding Hood still thinks that Wendy was someone Gu Sanqiu specially asked to play with her.
"Stop hitting him, stop hitting him. How can a young person keep hitting an elder?"
Wendy sat down on the ground and then lay down neatly.
"I'm so tired. I surrender. If you don't have any shame, just keep attacking me, a person who has given up resistance. I won't fight you anymore!"
…
For some reason, Gu Sanqiu thought of the children who lay down outside the toy store, shaking their limbs and crying.
An illusion, right?
“Gah!”
Klee stretched out her right hand with a serious expression: "You big bad guy, the Knights of Favonius will arrest you today. Surrender and accept Klee's punishment!"
"Oh, no problem, no problem."
Wendy jumped up from the ground with a smile: "I don't know how the great knight will deal with me, but I will definitely be obedient and reform myself."
"Great? Klee is great?"
Klee's eyes turned into stars: "Really?"
Seeing Wendy nod, Kelly cheered and ran to Gu Sanqiu and started pulling his sleeve.
"Brother Sanqiu, isn't Keli great? She is so great!"
"Yes, yes, yes. Klee will definitely become a great person in the future. The Knights of Favonius will be handed over to you from now on."
"yeah!"
Keli excitedly ran to the side to have fun, while Gu Sanqiu glanced at Wendy who was smiling widely.
This guy actually found a way to break the deadlock. Now with Klee watching beside him, it would be difficult for him to attack Venti.
"Forget it. It's late today. Let's go back to Mondstadt."
"Hey, well, nephew..."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Wendy and said, "Hey, hey, get it clear, I'm not Gu Shen, nor am I Gu Sheng. Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to call me nephew?"
"What's the big deal? Considering my appearance, calling you my nephew is already the limit, okay? Do I have to ask you to call me grandpa or ancestor when you are outside?"
Wendy said confidently: "I am a bard who is both talented and handsome. Such a title will affect my image in the hearts of Mondstadt girls."
Gu Sanqiu held his forehead with his hand: "I really should let the old man come over to see your face..."
When everyone returned to Mondstadt, this despicable Wind God shamelessly took a ride with Gu Sanqiu, saying that he could not perform miracles in front of the people of Mondstadt.
"I tell you, when I was in a good mood, I was always accompanied by the wind, and even the trees and stones could not help singing for me."
Wendy patted Gu Sanqiu's shoulder vigorously and said, "It's an honor for you to be able to drive the horse and carriage for me."
"What an honor! I really want to slap you right now."
Gu Sanqiu held his forehead with his hand, but still sent Klee, who had fallen asleep on his back, back to the Knights of Favonius headquarters first.
"Nephew, it's a rare opportunity for us to meet. How about we go to the tavern to buy some good wine, and then go to the Deer Hunter Restaurant to get some good food. Let's find a place with a good view and sit for a while?"
Wendy smiled slyly: "Well, the scenery in Mondstadt is quite nice."
I think you just want to eat and drink from me for free!
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Wendy, but still followed her advice and went to two places.
"Hmm - it's really good. I haven't had such expensive wine for a long time."
Wendy didn't even touch the food, but drank a glass of wine first. The intoxicated look on her face made Gu Sanqiu wonder if the wine was drugged.
This guy picked out all the expensive stuff, then ran out of the pub and told me about it, and then I urged him to go in and pay!
"I'm thinking about who to send the bill to, whether to send it to the old man or to the West Wind Church."
"Hey, what's wrong with treating an elder to a drink? You're still grabbing me and beating me up, so let's call it a day, how about that?"
Wendy looked at Gu Sanqiu and said, "Why did you want to deal with me when we met? Was it your old man who instructed you to do so?"
"That's not the case."
Gu Sanqiu answered seriously: "I just went to provoke the guy from Inazuma not long ago, and was dealt with by the old man when I came back. This time I want to change a big guy to test my quality."
"I was originally planning to go to the secret realm to look for Diekarapian, but by chance I ran into you, and I happened to be taking Klee out to play, so my plan and main purpose changed."
"After all, teaching children is very difficult. Not only do you have to choose the direction they are interested in, but you also have to consider some details in the teaching process."
"To sum up, I didn't target you on purpose. It can only be said to be a coincidence."
Wendy smiled. No matter how crazy the Gu family was, their gentleness remained unchanged.
But...
Wendy used the skill [Empty Bottle Throw].
"What do you mean by coincidence? Are you going to cover up the harm you did to me with just four words, you little brat?"
