Chapter 329: The Wind God Who Started to Perform After Drinking
Gu Sanqiu calmly accepted the throw.
No matter how much the guy on the other side looked like a cute little boy, he was still an old man after all, and an elder who was familiar with his grandfather. Moreover, he was chased and shot at by him two or three times...
Just throw it, as if it can do some damage.
Seeing that Gu Sanqiu's expression didn't change at all, Wendy couldn't help but get a little angry, and immediately opened two more bottles of good wine and started drinking.
"You have to control your drinking speed, otherwise no matter how much you can drink, it will be wasted."
Gu Sanqiu kindly reminded.
"Hiccup, do you think I'm the old man in your family, hiccup."
Wendy, who was drinking too fast, began to burp: "I, Barbatos, am known for being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. How can such a small amount of wine make me drunk?"
You won't get drunk even if you drink ten thousand jars of water. Even if you drink ten thousand jars of water, you would have been poisoned by water and died of bloating, unless you, as a demon god, use all your strength to expand the space of your stomach.
Gu Sanqiu ate his food expressionlessly.
"Hey, good wine."
Wendy smiled foolishly and said, "Hey, don't you have a lot of storytellers in Liyue? How can we have good wine without stories? How about telling me a couple of stories?"
"My appearance fee is very expensive."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the drunkard. The old man didn't even let him tell stories!
"Oh, what's the matter? I'm happy today~"
Wendy came up to Gu Sanqiu and put her arm around his shoulders: "How about you just tell me what you did in Inazuma? From the tone you spoke just now, did you fight with that guy?"
"It's not a fight, it's a one-sided crushing."
Gu Sanqiu corrected him: "If I had the ability to fight General Lei Dian without losing, Liyue might have a second ruler."
"Oh, that's right."
Wendy held the bottle and thought for a moment: "General Raiden, when she was still a shadow warrior, she was pursuing the ultimate martial arts. She should be even more powerful now."
"No matter how extreme it is, if I don't have some magical power to conceal the truth, I don't think I will ever be able to visit Inazuma again in this lifetime."
Wendy chuckled: "Oh, don't say that. I can tell you the weakness of that arrogant guy~"
"Listen carefully, that guy's weakness is dessert. Thank the great Lord Barbatos. This is a secret that only gods, or the followers of gods, can know."
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Gu Sanqiu was helpless: "You said it as if I could use a bunch of desserts to hit her. It's not like there will be no more desserts in the world if you kill me. What use is there for me to have this weakness?"
This isn't some love story strategy to topple a group of people. Given his current relationship with the cook, it's definitely not a romantic relationship, but rather the other party wants to send him straight to the grave.
"That guy saw through my identity, but still killed me without hesitation. Do you think it would be useful to know such a trivial weakness in this situation?"
“Is this true or false?”
Wendy sobered up a bit and said, "How dare you attack me when you know who you are?"
"The extremely concentrated elemental light of lightning has pierced me like a sieve. What do you think?"
"Although I have the impression that he was quite serious when he was a Kagemusha, he is not that kind of person."
Wendy shook her head: "That big change was probably a heavy blow to her."
"Big change? Tell me the details."
"Hey, I can't tell you this, or I'll be thrown under the rock spear by your old man."
Wendy poked Gu Sanqiu's ribs with her elbow and said, "Don't think too much, little guy. If the sky falls, there are tall people to hold it up. As long as my old friend is still here, no one will have the courage to touch you except that extreme guy."
Of course I know that the old man has great deterrent power.
Gu Sanqiu had a blank expression on his face.
But this was only before he retired.
He seriously suspected that his father had been possessed by the little boy in front of him after retirement. He listened to books, drank tea and tasted delicious food all day long. From time to time, he would buy a lot of useless but "valuable" things to squander the family fortune.
If he doesn't think of a way to come up with something now, will he really have to rely on Lao Kong to save the world in the future?
How can you rely solely ? The right way to go is to be strong yourself!
"Let me ask you something. Have you ever met my family before?"
Barbatos thought about it carefully and said, "Yes, but you know what happened during that period. Your family members basically accompanied the Emperor to travel around the country and pacify the four directions."
"It was only when the Seven Gods gathered in Liyue that I was able to have more contact with your family."
"Have you heard of Gu Shen?"
"Of course, he was the guy who was known as the unrivaled fighter in the world. I know him."
Wendy took a sip of wine and said, "My old friend told me about this. At the beginning, the warmongers of Munata were not satisfied with this title and insisted on coming to Liyue despite the dangers along the way to fight your ancestors in a duel."
"What's the result?"
"Oh, it seems that in the end, they were all slaughtered unilaterally by Gu Shen, and then in the name of exchanging martial arts, they forcibly took away some of Munata's martial arts skills, split them up and fused them, and used them to improve the combat effectiveness of the Qianyan Group. It's quite interesting."
"Then who was the head of my Gu family when you, the ruling officials, came to Liyue to meet the old man?"
"Well, if you ask me that, I really can't think of it right now. Anyway, it can't be God Gu."
Wendy looked at Gu Sanqiu with a look of disdain : "But, your strength is definitely not as good as Gu Shen's."
Gu Sanqiu had a blank expression on his face: "Get it straight, I'm only in my early twenties now, wait for me to grow up for another 10 or 20 years, believe me, I can beat you up."
"Hehe, you want to beat me? How is that possible? Even though I'm not as good at fighting as my old friend, I'm still a demon god after all."
Wendy staggered: "If you want to beat me, you have to at least..."
Gu Sanqiu's eyes lit up. Here it comes, the part where he tells the truth after drinking!
"At least you have to pay Lord Barbatos ten years of aged wine as tribute. Then you can beat me however you want, even frying me in a frying pan."
Wendy said proudly: "How about it, doesn't this deal sound worthwhile? It only takes ten years of good wine to achieve the goal of defeating the demon god~"
Gu Sanqiu couldn't remember how many times he had remained silent today. Wendy's ability to raise other people's blood pressure was far higher than Hu Tao and Xingqiu's small group.
"Alright, alright, I won't tease you anymore. How about we make a deal?"
Wendy put the bottle aside and took her first bite of the evening's meal.
"What's the deal? What's the benefit?"
"As for the benefits, of course there are some."
Wendy looked at Gu Sanqiu and said, "I'll give you a chance to fight a strong man. Do you want it?"
Gu Sanqiu narrowed his eyes and said, "It's not like they asked me to catch someone, and then the process is my reward, right?"
Wendy's expression suddenly froze.
