Chapter 590: A Small Gathering at Jueyunjian
Under the threat of death and for the sake of his own life and property, Gu Sanqiu could only start eating candy with a sullen face.
The way of eating sugar paintings is actually different from ordinary candies. Considering the aesthetic factors of the pictures, eating sugar paintings is actually more like licking them.
This was the street, so Gu Sanqiu had no choice but to transform on the spot. He just snapped his big head and swallowed the sugar painting into his stomach.
There is actually another reason why I don't do this. That is, if I do this, the old man will probably calmly arrange a new sugar painting for me.
Forget it, just be honest. He will just run away after eating. Anyway, he will just run to Mond after today.
If you have the guts, old man, just ask Barbatos to blow a strong wind to send me back!
As long as Zhong Kai opens his mouth, Wendy, the lazy poet, will definitely take advantage of the situation and blackmail the old man until he is in great pain to divert his hatred!
Then he can hold a banquet with his brothers in Mondstadt with peace of mind, and I, Gu Sanqiu, will declare on the spot that Mondstadt is my second home!
Snap——
A series of sounds continued to come from all around. Gu Sanqiu only had time to see a cat shadow passing by him, and then a camera emitting colorful light appeared in Zhongli's hand.
"Well, my son always likes to act mature, but now he finally has some photos that look a little more childish."
Zhongli nodded with satisfaction, although from every angle, Gu Sanqiu, who was licking the candy painting with a sullen face, as the protagonist of the photo, had absolutely nothing to do with the word childlike.
But this is exactly the effect Zhongli wants.
Dark face?
It's good enough that I didn't beat you until you had a black eye and a swollen face and then force you to lick the candy paintings. You should be content with what you have, my son.
I heard you like taking photos?
Very good, I like it too.
"Good job, medicine furnace."
Zhongli nodded to the Medicine Furnace on the roof and said, "You go first, we will be there soon."
"Yes, sir."
Yaolu Weng looked at Gu Sanqiu sympathetically. To be honest, he didn't have much opinion about this junior. Even though he still looked like a psycho, he was still a good young man.
But since his boss has spoken, Yaolu Weng can only choose to let his fellow Taoist die rather than himself.
The emperor is a normal person under normal circumstances, but once he gets involved with the Gu family, he is prone to strange reactions.
Anyway, Gu Sanqiu is in trouble this time.
"Okay, finish eating, and we'll go to the tea room and have a nice drink."
Zhongli said a few words to the dumbfounded Gu Sanqiu, and left first with the shocked Kong and Jinmao.
"I, I, I understand!"
Paimeng looked as if he had suddenly realized something: "No wonder Sanqiu is so difficult to deal with, it turns out that it was you, Zhongli, who taught him that!"
Paimon suddenly felt that he had discovered the source. After all this time, it turned out that the biggest problem was with Zhongli!
"From a universal point of view, my son's mental illness has nothing to do with me."
Paimon didn't believe it at all: "Then how could you eat him so well?"
It’s time to update my “list of people not to mess with”, and Zhongli’s danger level must definitely be ranked at the top!
When Sanqiu did bad things, at least he would have a shaky expression and laugh, but when Zhongli was doing something evil, even his expression didn't change!
Red alert, extreme danger!
The retired Rock King Emperor glanced at Gu Sanqiu, who was still standing there, licking the sugar painting with his tongue from time to time. It was obvious that his brain had gone out of sync with his body. Only the four words "the emperor is very pleased" could describe his current mood.
“Maybe it’s because of love.”
Zhongli smiled: "Because of fatherly love."
Half an hour later, in a top-notch box of a high-end teahouse, Gu Sanqiu supported his face with one hand and played with mahjong blocks with the other.
He had to do something simple to calm down.
Otherwise, he would have to consider how to use the World-Suppressing Rock Spear in Liyue Harbor without causing huge damage.
If it wasn't unrealistic to create a seal to lock the old man in, he would have definitely found a reason to run back home and create a seal.
"Pack up and let's go to Jueyunjian."
Gu Sanqiu barely moved his eyelids: "Is there something going on over there? Could it be that some weird demon has broken the seal and rushed out?"
"If that's the case, it's actually easier. They're just a few monsters. Xie Yue and the others can handle them easily."
Zhongli took a sip of tea and said, "Your strength has now broken through to the level of an immortal. It's time to perform the ceremony of bestowing the name of an immortal."
"Once you lose your immortal title, you will no longer be Young Master Fengxiang, but Venerable Fengxiang."
"Congratulations, you are finally coming of age."
"I am an adult now, thanks to you, Dad, for being able to say it."
Gu Sanqiu sighed: "Isn't the immortal name just like giving a name? It sounds like a very troublesome operation. How can I not go?"
"no."
Gu Sanqiu sighed again: "Well, can I ask the big brothers in my family if they all had this process, and what their names were like."
"Little God, you should know that his immortal name is the simplest and most straightforward. It is called Wushuang Douzhan Zhenjun. It was thought up by everyone at that time."
Zhongli smiled and said, "You and him are quite similar. Both of you don't feel anything about this kind of thing, but this is a necessary process and you can't refuse."
"Okay, okay, shall we set off now?"
"Well, wait till I finish this cup of tea."
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In the Jueyunjian, True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang looked at the scene in front of him with a headache.
Xiao, Yaolu, Gechen and Lishui Dieshan were drinking tea calmly. Next to them was Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, who was in high spirits and was crazily talking about his disciple's childhood stories.
Ganyu, who was standing behind the master, pinched the corners of her clothes with both hands and twisted her body restlessly, her cheeks flushed red, and she looked like she had the urge to pinch her master's mouth.
Because of this, the fluctuations of ice elements emanating from Ganyu's body gradually increased, causing the temperature in the cave to drop a lot for no apparent reason, and some of her own experimental equipment suffered.
"Tsk, Master, when will you come?"
Shenlu felt inexplicably upset. Shouldn't the group in front of him be a warm gathering of old friends? What was going on with this scene that was more like destroying a house than destroying it!
"What do you want to call me for?"
Zhongli took Gu Sanqiu into Xieyue's cave: "What are you talking about?"
"I have met the Emperor."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Liu Yun who was laughing as if no one was around, then looked at Sister Gan Yu who was lowering her head with red cheeks, and seemed to understand something.
Everyone else was bowing to their father, but these two didn't react. Gu Sanqiu felt that he had discovered the truth.
Is it true that Master Liuyun Jiefeng is going to use his disciple's childhood "funny stories" as topics of conversation again?
"Well, Dad, how about we get straight to the point? It doesn't sound very polite to ask about what others are talking about."
"That makes sense."
Zhongli nodded: "So, have you thought of a fairy name for yourself?"
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Gu Sanqiu was stunned: "If I remember correctly, you just told me that you would be granted the title of Immortal. I thought you were just here to get the title and then leave."
"That's right, but if you need it, you can also decide on your own immortal name."
Zhongli calmly drank the tea handed to him by Xueyue and said, "Anyway, it's just a matter of everyone getting together to chat. It's not a problem for me to help you think of one."
"Father has a good one here. What do you think of Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun?"
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It's true that I have a black pet, but it's an eagle, not a dog.
Is this name meant to make me hate you?
