Chapter 591: Yin-Yang Immortal Name
It is indeed too suicidal to take away the title of such a true lord, although from the literal meaning it can be seen that it is more appropriate for oneself.
"Dad, can you give me a new one?"
Gu Sanqiu decided to find an excuse: "I always feel that this immortal name doesn't sound very domineering."
Zhongli glanced at Gu Sanqiu and said, "You are not going to inherit the title of Little God Wushuang Douzhan Zhenjun, are you?"
"By the way, the descendants of the warrior families of the other six countries who were beaten up by the little god are still alive. Although they may not be clear about what the little god did back then, they definitely remember the immortal name."
"That is to say, if they find out that the name of Wushuang Douzhan Zhenjun appears again, they will probably come and fight you with all their might."
"Oh, I almost forgot that you are the Saint of West Wind of Mondstadt. You will probably be facing the martial lunatics from the other five countries."
"Mad martial artist?"
"Master is right."
Xie Yue nodded: "In fact, those crazy warriors, including the Nata people, were very happy to challenge Gu Shen and be beaten by Gu Shen."
"According to mortals, this way of fighting without dying and leveling up very quickly is simply too wonderful , and it can quickly improve their combat skills."
"If you, young master, inherit this title, the descendants of those children will probably think that 'the time has come' and flock to you."
Does this mean that you are forming a group for a large experience dungeon?
…
Did our ancestor accidentally and passively cultivate a bunch of guys with strange hobbies?
Gu Sanqiu wiped his face and said, "What about Gu Sheng? As a person with a very flexible mind, his immortal name should be very good."
"It's more than good."
Master Liuyun Jiefeng joined the group chat: "Your psychopath has never let us down. That kid made up a set of immortal names for himself and even made the list public, telling everyone to call him by whatever name they like."
"What about Huiyuan Wugui Zhenjun, Chenjian Caiyun Zhenjun, anyway, they are all weird and narcissistic titles."
"If we hadn't stopped him, that kid would have almost given himself the name of the Almighty and All-Knowing True Lord."
Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched. Wasn't this last immortal name a little bit abstract?
Wow, you really are not afraid of death, right?
Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun said: "Young Master is carrying a thousand-year wish all by himself. The Gu family is also an ancient family that has been passed down in Liyue to this day and is deeply protected by the Emperor. What do you think of the title of Shenyou Chenggu Zhenjun?"
Gu Sanqiu shook his head: "It sounds like they are relying on my boss to bully men and women."
Xiao's cold voice sounded: "Master Fu Bo Zhan Mo?"
Gu Sanqiu then shook his head: "The murderous aura is so strong. I am just an idle person in society. I am not suitable for this."
Gan Yu smiled and said, "Young Master likes fishing, how about looking for Master Chi Xiuzhu?"
Gu Sanqiu wanted to shake his head, but Zhongli's big hand had already covered his head.
"You are dissatisfied with this and that. I think you are just dissatisfied with us."
Yaolu Weng and Grandma Ping, who had been silent the whole time, shook their heads silently and then drank their tea calmly.
Apart from the Emperor, they are probably the two immortals who have dealt with Gu Sanqiu the most, and they know exactly what kind of personality this young junior has.
It's okay to let him choose the name himself, but if he says that someone else gave it to him, the psychopaths will definitely find a million faults with it.
Gu Sanqiu laughed awkwardly: "Well, can't I just follow the example of our ancestor Gu Sheng and start all the way?"
Liu Yun shook his head: "If you think your reputation can reach the level of Xiaosheng in the past, don't you think no one will be dissatisfied with this?"
"Okay, let me think about this for a minute."
It is necessary to take the name of an immortal seriously. Gu Sanqiu has already thought of a name for himself, but is a little embarrassed to say it out loud.
I feel like I'm going to be beaten.
Forget it. I have been coveting this immortal title for a long time anyway.
"Dad, fellow seniors, what do you think of the title of Salted Fish Lying Flat Master ?"
"Not very good."
Inside the cave, everyone uttered these four words in unison. Even Zhongli couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand, not quite understanding why this unfortunate child would come up with such a fairy name.
“But I think this is pretty good.”
Gu Sanqiu argued: "I also wanted to live like this. Don't you think that the people of the seven countries are just surviving instead of living? Everyone is forced and kidnapped."
Zhongli's expression changed: "Be careful with your words."
"Okay I'll shut up."
Gu Sanqiu covered his mouth with his hands, but his eyes started to roll. It was obviously just a sentence to trick ignorant consumers into buying chicken soup, but the old man's reaction seemed a bit too much.
"I have one in mind."
Xiao said calmly: "Gu's character has two sides that are too prominent. Perhaps we can use two immortal names."
Xie Yue thought for a moment, "You mean, like yin and yang?"
"That's right."
The immortals pondered over it and thought this might be a good choice.
What does the duality of Gu Jia’s character mean?
Isn't it just the difference between being normal and being crazy? All of these immortals have more or less participated in the Gu family's ridiculous affairs. The only difference is the active and passive parties. Naturally, they understand this aspect very well.
“Yes.”
Zhongli's eyes lit up: "I've figured it out, this method is feasible."
"One Yin and one Yang, this is the name of the immortal. Your Xianyu Changping Zhenjun can keep it."
Gu Sanqiu nodded repeatedly. It was good that it could be preserved, and there could be one more. Such a result could be said to be quite perfect.
"Your immortal name is the True Lord of Divine Silence."
Zhongli said calmly: "Remember it?"
"The gods fall and the saints are silent, the salted fish lie flat, haha, very interesting."
Gu Sanqiu suddenly laughed: "I'm going to go for a walk outside. Dad, you old friends can chat first."
After Gu Sanqiu walked out of the cave, Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun was the first to look at Zhongli.
"Emperor, the meaning of this title is not very good."
"It doesn't matter. He knows what it means."
Zhongli explained: "There have been too many changes recently. I asked Xiao Hei to help me with many things, and my identity can no longer be concealed."
Xiao frowned: "Xiao Hei, why is he still alive?"
"This is what happened back then. In fact, Xiao Sanqiu has always been wondering whether Xiao Hei is from his family. He even wondered if there is still such a person alive, preferably someone who can help him at a critical moment."
"God falls, little god."
"Holy Silence, Little Saint."
Xie Yue nodded solemnly: "If Xiao Sheng still has some hope, Xiao Shen has no more help."
“The burden of the new era must ultimately be shouldered by the hope of the new era.”
"Now is the era of human rule. Even gods and immortals cannot show their traces in the mortal world."
Zhongli looked at Master Liuyun Jiefeng and said, "Liuyun, if it's not an urgent matter, you'd better let me know in advance if you want to see Ganyu, and try not to appear in public."
"I will obey the emperor's order."
"Xiao, the matter over in Ogi Province still depends on you. The demons and evil spirits should have seen that Osel was sealed back, so they should not be too rampant in the short term. You can adjust your status."
"yes."
